WELL WHAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT DOSHA DEVATSTION AAND THE CHILDREN OF HER HOUSE?....ALOT..I AM DOSHA DEVASTATION THE LEGENDARY MOTHER OF THE HOUSE OF LADOSHA. THE FOUNDER.I RULE IT NOW... WITH A SOFT GLOVE. AND IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME TO BE THE MOTHER 'CAUSE IT'S SO MANY LITTLE KIDS THAT I HAVE TO LOOK OUT FOR ALTHOUGH THEY DON'T LISTEN TO ME AND THEY BUCK MY AUTHORITY I STILL THINK I RULE IT PRETTY WELL. THEY LIKE ME AND I'VE BEEN AROUND FOR TWO YEARS... REIGNING, THAT IS. I'VE GOT MORE GRAND PRIZES THAN ALL THE REST.
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What's goin' on House Of Ladosha? Your beauty is equal to the smoothness of a polished gem. Please let me hear more of that wonderful sound. The music that flows from your instruments overwhelms me with creativity. Your beauty is multiplexed in contemplation of your multidimensional effervescence. How it passes there and back again like a tear drop glistening in moonlight. Wood nymphs sprinkle your path with rose petals while you dance and prowl in the sequined moonlight with leftover cupcake sprinkles. Your reflections bring happiness that rends naked glass. If I could have just one wish, it would be to wake up to your songs in the morning. In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch. The skin I shed is a perfume that makes water bubbles so terribly clear to me. Cities crumble, skies ignite spontaneously in your presence. Your cleverness helps me breathe without the need of oxygen. Transistors bridge where your vanity would never go. The stickers hugging the fruit smell better than the perfume of ambergris.
Think Gold Teeth . Polyester . Weave . Colorful Extensions . Nail Design by: Jenn London, Hair & Makeup tips from: The House of LaDosha, with Music by: Dj Sophie So Fresh, Dj TONY (Rescue Team) & Nikki Dro. This Thursday we're even having a Black American Princess Pageant & A Hott Mess Dance Contest. Winner's gets a bottle of Bubbly. (Fo Real)
