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IfIHadAHiFi
Hawaiian / Celtic / Regional Mexican

New Album Fame By Proxy out NOW



MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN
United States

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Last Login:  7/6/2009
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   IfIHadAHiFi: General Info
Member Since7/1/2004
Band Websitehttp://www.ifihadahifi.net
Band MembersDrAwkward plays drums. Yale Delay plays guitar. MrAlarm, aka THE FUCKING WIZARD, plays bass and moog. RevEver? He blasts crazy with synth, guitar, bass, and samples. There is NO LEAD SINGER, because that shit's a fool's paradise. Pick up an instrument and contribute.
Influences
Also broasted chicken.
Sounds LikeIfIHadAHiFi: Success! Success! Success!


At Union Rock Yards, Chicago - "Paradise By the Paulding Light"



"That's How I Escaped My Certain Fate" (Mission of Burma cover, duh)



"Defenestrate Me," directed by Jack Packard
Record LabelLatest Flame Records
Type of LabelIndie


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jun 29 2009 7:30P
Summerfest Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Jul 23 2009 9:00P
Quenchers Chicago, Illinois
Jul 24 2009 9:00P
Cactus Club Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Jul 25 2009 9:00P
The Frequency Madison, Wisconsin
Jul 26 2009 9:00P
The Busted Lift Dubuque, Iowa
Jul 31 2009 10:00P
Uncle Fester’s Bloomington, Indiana
Aug 21 2009 8:00P
Willy St. Pub (The Wisco) Madison, Wisconsin
Aug 22 2009 8:00P
Sauce Minneapolis, Minnesota
Aug 23 2009 8:00P
TBD Bismarck or Minot, ND--Please help! Bismarck/Minot, North Dakota
Aug 24 2009 8:00P
TBD Billings, MT or DRIVE DAY--Please help! Billings, Montana
Aug 25 2009 8:00P
The Palace Missoula, Montana
Aug 26 2009 8:00P
TBD Bellingham or elsewhere in WA Bellingham, Washington
Aug 27 2009 9:00P
The Funhouse Seattle, Washington
Aug 28 2009 8:00P
TBD Portland, OR Portland, Oregon
Aug 29 2009 9:00P
Hemlock Tavern San Francisco, California
Sep 1 2009 8:00P
TBD Denver, CO--Please help! Denver, Colorado
Sep 2 2009 8:00P
Kirby’s Beer Store Wichita, Kansas
Sep 3 2009 8:00P
TBD Kansas City, MO--Please help! Kansas City, Missouri
Sep 4 2009 8:00P
TBD St. Louis, MO St. Louis, Missouri
Sep 5 2009 8:00P
TBD Iowa--Please help! TBD, Iowa

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   About IfIHadAHiFi
Look. Here's the deal. IfIHadAHiFi are full of a bunch of bitter, pissy assholes who play loud, unlistenable cacophany with a dance beat and have been doing so since 2000. There's a very good chance your band has played with them. There's also a very good chance that when you played with them, they were talking shit about your band because they think you suck. That's what they do. They also hurt themselves, each other, and their instruments. A lot. The kids love them and girls want to hop on their cocks. Don't believe it? Fucking believe it, because our girlfriends are hotter than yours, your girlfriends wish they were ours, and hell, *you* probably wish you were ours.

BY THE WAY: Two things:

1) If you send us event invites, they will be deleted without being read. So please refrain. Do you see us sending out event invites? No, you do not. People we have friended in New Zealand do not need to know we're playing in Milwaukee for the 5,856th time.

2) If you post a flyer or other sort of plug for anything in our comments section, it will be deleted! Why is this so hard to grasp? Fuckin' quit it! It's rude and annoying and lame. I don't want to disable html in our comments but i frickin' will...


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IfIHadAHiFi's Friends Comments
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The Cascio Stage





Jun 30 2009 6:13 PM

Thanks for the sweet rock action. We appreciate it so much and hope you had a good time!
Steve Oliver





Jun 25 2009 1:20 PM

Thanks for the add, I really appreciate it.
Stop by anytime to listen to my music or to say hi!
Zebras





Jun 24 2009 4:28 PM

Borg Ward TOMORROW
lots o bands
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Jun 22 2009 7:47 AM

6/21 DJ Panix-caught-the-Garter Playlist

DJ Panix' playlist from Maxx & Kristan's wedding reception.

James Brown: I Got You (I Feel Good)
Danzig: Twist of Cain
Saul Williams: List of Demands
Neko Case: Hold On Hold On
Nouvelle Vague: Too Drunk to Fuck
Alice Cooper: School's Out
ifihadahifi: Your Head on a Ratings Spike
Beastie Boys: Brass Monkey
Doors: Changeling
Against Me!: Stop!
Misfits: Last Caress
Kiss: Love Gun
Siouxsie & the Banshees: Dear Prudence
Dresden Dolls: Girl Anachronism
Firewater: This is My Life
White Zombie: Black Sunshine
Kinks: You Really Got Me


Much love, respect & hope to the Brides!
WARHAWKS





Jun 18 2009 6:28 PM

THIS SUNDAY!! AND THE SHOW IS FREE!!!!


The Eclectic Company -Madison Rock
Warhawks-Madison Punk
Waxeater- Bloomington IN. Punk
Operation Stillborn- Madison Punk Trash

THIS SUNDAY @ THE WISCO (WILLY ST. PUB)
SHOW STARTS @ 10:00 P.M.
die in person





Jun 8 2009 11:08 PM

ROCK!!!!!!
The Flying Elephant records





Jun 5 2009 12:51 AM

hey ! thanks !
We hope that you like our sound !
All the best from France !

1 A E O N





May 22 2009 2:49 AM

1AEON HEARTS YOU!!
Tony Montana





May 3 2009 3:17 AM

Any plans for a "Get Killed, Get Noticed" video? I'd love to see that.
panda monium





May 14 2009 12:12 AM

WOOOHOOO!!!!

you will have at LEAST one fan at your portland show in august!
One Inch Customs





Apr 23 2009 7:46 PM

Thanks For the Add!

Please keep us in mind for all your button making needs!

www.oneinchcustoms.com
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Apr 18 2009 10:10 PM

Bear Proof Suit CD A Suit To Alter Fate OUT NOW
Punished





Apr 15 2009 1:55 AM

Check the blog! Lots of good stuff!!
Jason Vigil MIdwest





Apr 18 2009 3:02 AM

You guys are great!
Stephanie





Apr 11 2009 1:30 PM

Hey guys! Just heard about a contest here in Mad-town from 105.1 Triple M you all should check out. You could win some air time and stuff. Go check out their website and good luck if you decide to do it!
Matt Mills and the Wandering Past





Apr 10 2009 4:38 PM

hey, thanks for the add..<br /><br />hope you like the music..
Lambs of Abortion





Apr 9 2009 3:50 AM

Damn your non-html comments. HOW SHALL I SPAM? I will eat the spam, in spite.
Eureka Brown





Apr 9 2009 7:41 PM

holler at yer boy!
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Apr 9 2009 7:58 PM

Spread the good/obnoxious/annoying/ultimately bad word...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/pedrobosque/HAMMERRELEASE.jpg

Also, you dudes are buttholes for disabling html
Dani





Apr 3 2009 10:45 PM

east coast...stat! :P
Zebras





Mar 30 2009 9:47 PM

THE ZEBRAS VINYL IS HERE!!!<br />300 hand numbered copies of the LP have been pressed and the official release shows are all booked (see below). PLUS RIGHT NOW i have a small batch ready to be ordered online to the quick fans that do not want to wait! you want it now? go here www.sectorfiverecords.com<br /><br />RELEASE SHOWS!!!!!!<br />april 16th @ the frequency - madison, WI<br /><br />april 24th @ blind pig - ann arbor, MI<br /><br />april 25th @ ronny's - chicago, IL<br /><br />may 1st @ borg ward - milwaukee, WI<br /><br />may 22nd @ tba - kalamazoo, MI<br /><br />may 23rd @ brass rail - fort wayne, IN<br /><br />may 24th @ mad maggies - elgin, IL<br /><br />may 25th @ tba - dubuque, IA
WAXEATER





Mar 20 2009 8:34 PM

my god that flier is creepy.
nonagon





Mar 16 2009 6:25 PM

Love the video!
Hope to see y'all again soon.
SEASMAR





Mar 3 2009 6:26 PM

hanks nice one .
Jake Shut





Feb 24 2009 10:11 PM

I find that your influences are much more delicious than they were just a day ago.
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