DrAwkward plays drums. Yale Delay plays guitar. MrAlarm, aka THE FUCKING WIZARD, plays bass and moog. RevEver? He blasts crazy with synth, guitar, bass, and samples. There is NO LEAD SINGER, because that shit's a fool's paradise. Pick up an instrument and contribute.
Look. Here's the deal. IfIHadAHiFi are full of a bunch of bitter, pissy assholes who play loud, unlistenable cacophany with a dance beat and have been doing so since 2000. There's a very good chance your band has played with them. There's also a very good chance that when you played with them, they were talking shit about your band because they think you suck. That's what they do. They also hurt themselves, each other, and their instruments. A lot. The kids love them and girls want to hop on their cocks. Don't believe it? Fucking believe it, because our girlfriends are hotter than yours, your girlfriends wish they were ours, and hell, *you* probably wish you were ours.
BY THE WAY: Two things:
1) If you send us event invites, they will be deleted without being read. So please refrain. Do you see us sending out event invites? No, you do not. People we have friended in New Zealand do not need to know we're playing in Milwaukee for the 5,856th time.
2) If you post a flyer or other sort of plug for anything in our comments section, it will be deleted! Why is this so hard to grasp? Fuckin' quit it! It's rude and annoying and lame. I don't want to disable html in our comments but i frickin' will...
DJ Panix' playlist from Maxx & Kristan's wedding reception.
James Brown: I Got You (I Feel Good) Danzig: Twist of Cain Saul Williams: List of Demands Neko Case: Hold On Hold On Nouvelle Vague: Too Drunk to Fuck Alice Cooper: School's Out ifihadahifi: Your Head on a Ratings Spike Beastie Boys: Brass Monkey Doors: Changeling Against Me!: Stop! Misfits: Last Caress Kiss: Love Gun Siouxsie & the Banshees: Dear Prudence Dresden Dolls: Girl Anachronism Firewater: This is My Life White Zombie: Black Sunshine Kinks: You Really Got Me
Hey guys! Just heard about a contest here in Mad-town from 105.1 Triple M you all should check out. You could win some air time and stuff. Go check out their website and good luck if you decide to do it!
THE ZEBRAS VINYL IS HERE!!!<br />300 hand numbered copies of the LP have been pressed and the official release shows are all booked (see below). PLUS RIGHT NOW i have a small batch ready to be ordered online to the quick fans that do not want to wait! you want it now? go here www.sectorfiverecords.com<br /><br />RELEASE SHOWS!!!!!!<br />april 16th @ the frequency - madison, WI<br /><br />april 24th @ blind pig - ann arbor, MI<br /><br />april 25th @ ronny's - chicago, IL<br /><br />may 1st @ borg ward - milwaukee, WI<br /><br />may 22nd @ tba - kalamazoo, MI<br /><br />may 23rd @ brass rail - fort wayne, IN<br /><br />may 24th @ mad maggies - elgin, IL<br /><br />may 25th @ tba - dubuque, IA