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IfIHadAHiFi
Hawaiian / Celtic / Regional Mexican

On tour in the West starting August 21!



MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN
United States

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Last Login:  11/17/2009
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   IfIHadAHiFi: General Info
Member Since7/1/2004
Band Websitehttp://www.ifihadahifi.net
Band MembersDrAwkward plays drums. Yale Delay plays guitar. MrAlarm, aka THE FUCKING WIZARD, plays bass and moog. RevEver? He blasts crazy with synth, guitar, bass, and samples. There is NO LEAD SINGER, because that shit's a fool's paradise. Pick up an instrument and contribute.
Influences



Also broasted chicken.
Sounds LikeIfIHadAHiFi: Success! Success! Success!


At Union Rock Yards, Chicago - "Paradise By the Paulding Light"



"That's How I Escaped My Certain Fate" (Mission of Burma cover, duh)



"Defenestrate Me," directed by Jack Packard
Record LabelLatest Flame Records
Type of LabelIndie


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Nov 14 2009 7:00P
Borg Ward Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Nov 24 2009 8:00P
Turner Hall Milwaukee, Wisconsin

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   About IfIHadAHiFi
Look. Here's the deal. IfIHadAHiFi are full of a bunch of bitter, pissy assholes who play loud, unlistenable cacophany with a dance beat and have been doing so since 2000. There's a very good chance your band has played with them. There's also a very good chance that when you played with them, they were talking shit about your band because they think you suck. That's what they do. They also hurt themselves, each other, and their instruments. A lot. The kids love them and girls want to hop on their cocks. Don't believe it? Fucking believe it, because our girlfriends are hotter than yours, your girlfriends wish they were ours, and hell, *you* probably wish you were ours.


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IfIHadAHiFi's Friends Comments
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The Midget Ticklers

The Midget Ticklers



Nov 7 2009 10:45 PM

We the Midget Ticklers are eternally indebted to you for adding us.

- Keep Fuckin' That Chicken!
The Midget Ticklers_
sarah bear-ah!

sarah bear-ah!



Oct 27 2009 3:57 PM

the poster for the p-kids show is awesome. if you have an extra one you should throw it my way. i can't believe i'm using myspace. ugh.
Afraid of Dave

Afraid of Dave



Oct 14 2009 11:15 PM

Hey thanks for the add guys!
Heloy

Heloy Oliveira



Oct 14 2009 11:15 PM

thanks for the add !!!
Peace
Edlington

Edlington



Oct 14 2009 11:15 PM

woooo I love your name....so funny!!!!!thx a lot 4 the addd!!!!!!!!!! stay funny!!!!!
CATACOMBZ

CATACOMBZ



Sep 18 2009 8:32 PM

hey aw i think aw yall. i dont believe a word you/i say. but not scared you know. WASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHup on ______
(sic) Things

(sic) Things



Sep 16 2009 3:20 AM

Pix is up!
(sic) Things

(sic) Things



Aug 27 2009 5:11 PM

8/27 IfIHadAHiFi~ Live in Seattle!

This Thursday Night Wisconsin's BEST Band plays the Funhouse!

8/27/2009 9:00 PM
at The Funhouse
Seattle, Washington
w/Police Teeth and The Bismarck
Droids Attack

Droids Attack
Online Now!


Aug 12 2009 7:15 PM

You call those testies? Looks like swollen labia to me.
Droids Attack

Droids Attack
Online Now!


Aug 12 2009 2:48 AM

NICE! Ro sham bo for second slot?
Lollipop Factory [on tour]

Lollipop Factory [on tour]



Jul 22 2009 12:02 AM

bummed that we'll miss you guys when we're in town this Thursday!!! have fun in Chicago, we'll catch you next time!
xoxo, Bekah & David
Tony Montana

Tony Montana



Jul 19 2009 4:00 AM

C'mon fellas.... I need to hear "black holes resonate (in b-flat), baby" or maybe "get killed, get noticed" on the profile...

Those are my two favorite songs right now. I can't listen to the mind numbing shit they play on the radio. I could use a Hifi fix.
WAXEATER

WAXEATER



Jul 8 2009 9:11 PM

nice charles burns flier. two things:

1) may have a potential home for that four way split
2)kirby's beer store is literally the smallest bar ive ever played in. it's about the size of chris' bedroom.
The Cascio Stage

The Cascio Stage



Jun 30 2009 6:13 PM

Thanks for the sweet rock action. We appreciate it so much and hope you had a good time!
Steve Oliver

Steve Oliver



Jun 25 2009 1:20 PM

Thanks for the add, I really appreciate it.
Stop by anytime to listen to my music or to say hi!
Zebras

Zebras



Jun 24 2009 4:28 PM

Borg Ward TOMORROW
lots o bands
(sic) Things

(sic) Things



Jun 22 2009 7:47 AM

6/21 DJ Panix-caught-the-Garter Playlist

DJ Panix' playlist from Maxx & Kristan's wedding reception.

James Brown: I Got You (I Feel Good)
Danzig: Twist of Cain
Saul Williams: List of Demands
Neko Case: Hold On Hold On
Nouvelle Vague: Too Drunk to Fuck
Alice Cooper: School's Out
ifihadahifi: Your Head on a Ratings Spike
Beastie Boys: Brass Monkey
Doors: Changeling
Against Me!: Stop!
Misfits: Last Caress
Kiss: Love Gun
Siouxsie & the Banshees: Dear Prudence
Dresden Dolls: Girl Anachronism
Firewater: This is My Life
White Zombie: Black Sunshine
Kinks: You Really Got Me


Much love, respect & hope to the Brides!
WARHAWKS

WARHAWKS



Jun 18 2009 6:28 PM

THIS SUNDAY!! AND THE SHOW IS FREE!!!!


The Eclectic Company -Madison Rock
Warhawks-Madison Punk
Waxeater- Bloomington IN. Punk
Operation Stillborn- Madison Punk Trash

THIS SUNDAY @ THE WISCO (WILLY ST. PUB)
SHOW STARTS @ 10:00 P.M.
die in person

die in person



Jun 8 2009 11:08 PM

ROCK!!!!!!
The Flying Elephant records

The Flying Elephant records



Jun 5 2009 12:51 AM

hey ! thanks !
We hope that you like our sound !
All the best from France !

1 A E O N

Aeon AEon



May 22 2009 2:49 AM

1AEON HEARTS YOU!!
Tony Montana

Tony Montana



May 3 2009 3:17 AM

Any plans for a "Get Killed, Get Noticed" video? I'd love to see that.
panda monium

panda monium



May 14 2009 12:12 AM

WOOOHOOO!!!!

you will have at LEAST one fan at your portland show in august!
One Inch Customs

One Inch Customs



Apr 23 2009 7:46 PM

Thanks For the Add!

Please keep us in mind for all your button making needs!

www.oneinchcustoms.com
urban pirate records

urban pirate records



Apr 18 2009 10:10 PM

Bear Proof Suit CD A Suit To Alter Fate OUT NOW
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