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mike's Interests
General
Music
Music. because nothing else matters, that much...
Movies
Porn. I said it. I like Porn. See Honesty does exist.
1. Dark City 2. Donnie Darko 3. Willie Wonka (Both) 4. Amile 5. the family man 6 Serendipity 7. Alice in wonderland Thru the looking glass 1985 TV version. 8 bird cage 9. cruel intentions, 10. Many more to come. 11. Me And a freinds home movies.. 12. What dreams may come 13. metroplis 14. A.I. 15. Notting Hill 16. All Racing Underground Movies 17. BLADE RUNNER! 18. Sleepless in sealtle. 19. Ugh, Man I own alot of movies. But you get the drift...Oh, Ground Hogs day. And My own Movie, Failure... Logans run, clockwork orange, and other eraly scifi flicks.
Television
POTATOE GUNS ARE COOL
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Books
Heroes
YOU are my fucking hero. Congrats. Girls that deep throat. And love to suck cock. Wow how cool is that.
And keep on breathing, Labor ready needs you! WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CHURCH HELD THERE? WHY DO YOU THINK CONTROL MONKEY?
About me: YOU DON'T Care, life is a urinal. No matter how careful, you always drip on the floor. If god loves you so much, Why are here? IF Jesus loved you really, you would have died at birth. What's the point of safety. Better of dead then miserable. Death is the ultimate sin because god wants you to pay rent and not be a dead beat and chat the system.
If your mom really loved you, She would of got her tubes tied. being suicidal reminds you that life has it rewards, Death. Vacation is a term poor people use to explain there meaning for existence/ or substances for life. .
Camping reminds you that there is no point to life. Wipe your ass. Eat some food. And get on with keeping yourself alive so that when it's your time someone has a reason to live to take care of you. Caring people only care because they fear the same fate, or trying to run away from the truth. Laws are there to keep you form making a real difference and to keep corruption alive and well.
Assisted Suicide is illegal because doctors need good guinea pigs. Where else can they get the practice they need?
Medicine is just another hobby for people who Digg really hard puzzles.
Medication is beer that is not so tasty. And gives you the runs. Allot like Sharps and sometimes PBR
IF YOU ARE A PIG OR A COW, Winning the blue ribbon in the county fair SCORE! WON BLUE RIBBON FOR BEER?...Better find new career.
Gay's love prepaid services like Cricket. No commitments and no hassles. Just what you want and when you want it. And because theres no hassles, the church hates it too. Less revenue less power and less influence leads to less jobs , unemployment and shitty church offices.
Even the catholic church says stay away from them bitches if you want to hang with are crew. Ever wonder why they always wear black. So does Marylin Manson. Coincidence?
naa....
Conflict Mediation/Therapist. People to lazy to figure out whats really going on. Ever wonder why they always look like they need to ask you a question. ALWAYS TAKING NOTES?
Who I'd like to meet: Myself. Who the fuck am i anyways?
Just dropping by to give a green hello. 50 gallons of free waste vegetable oil saved me $200 per month commuting. Also reduced fossil fuel consumption and saved a load of emissions. Just doing my part to save money, I mean… the environment. (grin)
well let me see i dunno if your cool enough lol first of all hows lisa and the kids i hope everyones doing great oh you to of course lol the numbers 541-926-2492 thats the last one you get so don't loose it. Danielle
Hey Babe. Wanna say thanks for all of your patience and loving. Can't wait to be alone with you tonight and relax. This weekend is going to be busy and loud! I miss our children. Kisses!
Dude, that was so awesome you should win some kind of medal or somethin' for that. I'm still dumbfounded,lol. Now I wonder if it'd work in a car only would make everyone thirsty most likly haha like the french fry oil that they use in cars,lol. Shit, combine french fry oil and Everclear in a car and bam you'll have them all followin' ya begging for some of it or throwing money at your feet. Kudos to you man I don't think anyone else would of thought of that, but you guys.