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LOGO BASEBALL TEE
Two-color, two-sided.
Join the game! Show which team you support the most: Team Impaled. This cool baseball shirt features the Impaled logo on the front and the band, circa 2002, crossed out on the back. The text on the back reads "BANNED IN 84 COUNTRIES" and "THE WORLD'S MOST HATED BAND."
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GREAT BLIGHTED NORTH CANADA TEE
Two-color, two-sided
From Impaled's triumphant march north, and our successful destruction of Canada. Celebrate the birth of the North American Union of G.O.R.E. with this tour shirt, featuring the tour poster design and the dates printed on the back. Printed on natural white tees, because you already have enough black shirts!
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THE LAST GASP TEE
Four-color, two-sided
This is no longer war, this is a disgusting tee shirt. Emblazon on your chest the cover of Impaled's latest magnum o-pus, and be sure to have people vomiting all around.
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WAR ON EVERYTHING TEE
One-color discharge ink, two-sided
Limited numbers left! The U.S. saw it's most heinous acts of terror yet as Impaled wrought havoc from sea to fucking sea. If you were there, you've likely lost life or limb... if not, pick up this great tee to commemorate our nation's month of tragedy.
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G.O.R.E. CORPS TEE
Two-color, one-sided
The flag of the Impaled G.O.R.E. Corps! Wear it proud, scream it loud... You are the dead.
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EUROPEAN EXTERMINATOUR 2008
Two-color, two-sided
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IMPALED GUY TEE
White print, one-sided
Drawn by Impaled guitarist Sean "Bloodbath" McGrath, this punk tee shows a luckless, decayed victim of Impaled's wrath.
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RED CROSS GIRL TANKTOP
Two-color, one-sided.
For the ladies, only! Show your concern about people's health scare with this red cross design featuring the Impaled logo emblazoned across it.
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HAEMORRHAGE / IMPALED SPLIT TEE
Two-color print, two-sided.
In celebration of the split record Dementia Rex comes this split tee. It features an amazing re-envisioning of the original cover by horror art legend Chas Balun and art on the back by Haemorrhage guitarist Luisma.
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MONDO MEDICALE
Five-color, two-sided
The shirt of the original 2002 class-sick album! Accept no impostors, this is the real deal. Scream out "G.O.R.E.!" with this on your chest.
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DEMENTIA REX SPLIT LP The World's first ever concept split album! Featuring gore-grind legends Haemorrhage! This 2003 splatterpiece has now been released on vinyl by the fine folks from Power It Up in Germany. Get your hands on this before you go MAD! Black vinyl with insert, featuring a new layout and art by Luisma of Haemorrhage, with additional art by horror legend Chas Balun.
THE LAST GASP Internationally infamous and a name in the metal underground for over 10 years, Impaled returns with their fourth full-length recording. Bound to please their loyal following and completely disgust the unwary, "The Last Gasp" is an album wrapped in wit and guts with scalpel-sharp riffs sure to slice and dice. Now available in the standard American CD version, the Mexican release featuring a bonus track and gold-foil embossing, the regular vinyl edition with silver-foil embossing, and the limited G.O.R.E. Die Hard Edition 12" red vinyl with silver foil-embossed cover, screen-printed poster, sticker, and hand-numbered Death Certificate. Get 'em all!
IMPALED G.O.R.E. corps POSTER Propaganda for the true Impaled fan... put this up on your wall, and everyone will know you're not to be fucked with. You've got the corps on your side! It's a beautifully silk-screened poster, available previously only with the Last Gasp LP. Now, just a few are made available separately for the real fans. 23" x 11.5"
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IMPALED G.O.R.E. corps STICKER Obey G.O.R.E! Vote G.O.R.E.! Show you support the G.O.R.E.iest band ever to the lovin' end by sticking this bad boy on your guitar, your deck, your FUCKING FACE!!! 4.5" x 3"
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Impaled was begat in 1997 by guitarist / vocalist Sean McGrath and drummer Raul Varela. They were intent on creating a cacophony that would make ears bleed and the weak beg for mercy. Joined by Leon del Muerte on guitar / vocals along with Ross Sewage on bass / vocals, the quartet went on to record the legendarily disgusting debut record, "The Dead Shall Dead Remain."
The underground was soaked in bile as the band toured the U.S. extensively and released the "Choice Cuts" EP, infamous for its banned artwork. Leon del Muerte was subsequently replaced by Andrew LaBarre on guitar / vocals, and the endeadened group went on to record the much-lauded "Mondo Medicale" LP.
Slicing and dicing across the U.S. some more while concurrently releasing a string of EPs and splits was too much for LaBarre, and Impaled found guitar ingenue Jason Kocol to step in. The goretet released their concept record "Death After Life" and laid waste to crowds in America, Mexico, Europe, and Japan.
In 2007, stronger than ever, Impaled coughed up their fourth record, "The Last Gasp," and the world rued the day Impaled was begat. Having toured the world over for this release, Impaled's legions of followers grew stronger.
Currently, Impaled plots and schemes and will one day TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
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