(SCOTT WANTS YOU TO KNOW: The following bio reads like someone else posted it. Be assured that I'm far too controlling to let anyone else write it.) Scott is a nationally touring standup comedian who is a regular at all the top comedy clubs. From topical material to dark thoughts about his personal life, unpredicatability rules. Scott sees himself as an intellectual guru, changing people's lives with his words. Scott says "comedy is my way to building my flock to aid me in my ultimate goal---CULT LEADER."-------------------- Scott has been seen on Fox and NBC television. Scott is a guest on well-over 100 radio shows, including many nationally syndicated shows like Fox Sports, ESPN, Sporting News, and the Bob and Tom Show.
Website
thejuiceblog.com ******* scottlongonline.com
Influences
George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Sam Kinison, Dennis Miller, Gallagher 2
Members
This is the Place I’ve chosen to list clubs I’ve performed at----------------
IMPROV (Baltimore, Chicago, Cleveland, Dallas, Ft. Lauderdale, Houston, Irvine, Orlando, Pittsburgh, Tampa, Tempe, Washington DC) Funny Bone (Baton Rouge, Buffalo, Columbus, Des Moines, Green Bay, St. Louis, South Bend, Springfield MO), Loony Bin (Little Rock, Memphis, Oklahoma City, Wichita), Comedy Zone (Charlotte), Punchline (Atlanta), Joke Joint (Twin Cities), Minnesota Comedy Club (Twin Cities), Zanies (Chicago), Giggles (Milwaukee), Chaplins (Detroit), Joey’s (Detroit), Famous Johnny’s (Kansas City), Stanfords (Kansas City), Crackers (Indianapolis), Comedy Caravan (Louisville), Go Bananas (Cincinnati), Stardome (Birmingham), Rivercenter Comedy Club (San Antonio), Laffs (Tucson), Comedy at the Bob (Grand Rapids), Connections (Lansing, Toledo), Hilarities (Akron), Gary Fields Comedy Club (Battle Creek, Kalamazoo), Comedy Forum (St. Louis), Snickers (Ft. Wayne), Jokers (Omaha, OKC), Charlie Goodnights (Raliegh NC), Cozzy’s (Newport News VA), Penguins (Cedar Rapids), Jukebox (Peoria), Comedy Gallery (Grand Forks)-------------- This is just a partial list and if the place exists or did in the past, I’ve probably done a one-nighter there.
TV Shows
For the past 5 years has been a writer for the Frank’s Picks segments which appear on the NFL Pregame Show on Fox. ------- Appeared in one sketch as Terry Bradshaw’s less than hetero "friend". ---------- Was a guest on CNN’s Talkback Live.--------Performed on the spoken word stage at Lollapalooza 1994.
Films
Played the part of the Gimp in Pulp Fiction.
Albums
Standup DVD titled: "3-Ring Circus"--------
Comedy CD titled: "Unsanitized for Your Protection"-------Book of Essays: "Dysfunctional Thoughts of a 21st Century Man"
SCOTT LONG's Interests
General
Pushing boundaries.
Music
(Not in Order) The Beatles, U-2, REM, The Who, Rolling Stones (Some Girls and before), Jimi Hendrix, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Bruce Springsteen, Radiohead (The Bends and OK Computer), The Pixies, The Replacements, Green Day, The Clash, Elvis Costello, Joe Jackson, Ben Folds, Billy Joel, Elton John (the 70's), David Bowie, Cheap Trick, The White Stripes, Led Zeppelin, Van Halen (Roth), Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, The Cult, Nine Inch Nails, Prince, Stevie Wonder, Earth Wind & Fire, Lyle Lovett, George Michael, Liz Phair, Sarah McLachlan, Shawn Colvin, Kelly Willis, John Mellencamp, Counting Crows, Matthew Sweet, Spoon, Jellyfish, Jason Falkner, Jude Cole, Michael Penn, Marshall Crenshaw, Crowded House, Del Amitri, Lemonheads, INXS, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Cake, Talking Heads, Pavement, Hot Hot Heat, Muse, Snow Patrol, Bee Gees, Abba, Van Morrison, Beck, Morphine, Beastie Boys, DeLaSoul, Public Enemy, Eric B and Rakim
Movies
(THE 10 Best Dramas in no particular order) Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Apocalypse Now, The Godfather, Good Fellas, Mystic River, Fight Club, Citizen Kane, Midnight Run, Silverado
(THE 10 Best Comedies in no particular order) Office Space, There's Something About Mary, This is Spinal Tap, A Fish Called Wanda, Sleeper, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, Groundhog Day, Lost in America, A Christmas Story
Television
(In no particular order) Deadwood, The West Wing (Sorkin years), NYPD Blue (Caruso season), The Shield, The Sopranos (First 3 years), 24 (First 2 years), LA Law (first few years), Six Feet Under, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry Sanders Show, Arrested Development, The Office (British version), Cheers (The Diane years), TV Funhouse, SNL (some years great, just as many not), Late Night with David Lettermen (80's) Frontline and American Experience, Behind the Music (the first couple of years)
Books
A Prayer for Owen Meany, The World According to Garp, Cider House Rules---John Irving; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest---Ken Kesey; Bonfire of the Vanities, A Man in Full---Tom Wolfe; Presumed Innocent---Scott Turow; memoirs/fiction?: Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked---David Sedaris; Running with Scissors, Dry---Augusten Burroughs; A Million Little Pieces---James Frey (Yeah, I know, but I still love the book.)
About me:
Touring Standup Comic (33 states and counting)
Have performed at the best comedy clubs and the worst bars in America.
Have done shows at Strip Clubs and State Pens.
Regular guest on radio shows.
Author of the book "Dysfunctional Thoughts of a 21st Century Man".
Visit thejuiceblog.com, my blog.
Writer for Fox Sports TV.
Who I'd like to meet: Bill Clinton, George Carlin, Elvis Costello, John Irving, Gene Hackman. Now that would be an interesting dinner conversation.
scott your new picture looks like your walking in the halls at school....is that where your getting your dates now?? Oh snap!! lol not as cool as my picture with Ronald....I'm just sayin
Hey Scott, it was great meeting you and look forward to seeing you again when you're in the area. Had a lot of fun at the show, it was great that you could come and hang out with us after. Take care!
Ok...nevermind the first part... I did not see the word fist somehow... Somehow that read "Passionate Bump" to me..Which is worse... but a passionate Fist bump is non threatening or sexual...to most people
Ugh, that is unacceptable, Scott! LOL. You WOULD come the week I'm in Denver. That's such a bummer...I asked Clint about you the other day; I was looking forward to seeing you to a show again! Change the dates! Haha
Hey man! I just did the gig in Onekama, MI last Sat night, and saw that you are going to be there in a couple of months. It's a fun gig! Hope things are good!
HELLO MR.SCOTT HOW ARE YOU DOING?HEY I JUST FINISH WATCHING YOUR VIDEO.YOU ARE SO FUNNY.I HAVE TO CHECK YOUR TV SHOW OUT IF I GET A CHANCE.KEEP UP WITH YOU COMEDY CAREER MY FRIEND.HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.
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It was great seeing you as well last night my friend! I was just telling Kristie's parents about the whole night:) I'm sure tonight will be a much better adventure! Happy New Year Mr. Long!!!
