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YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHIDT!
He..s the bull. And bull means nonsense in Icelandic - which has nothing to do with Jack Schidt. He couldn't be more serious about his production, DJ career, his tight red jeans or his luft guitar playing.
If that isn't enough listen closely. Jack Schidt was the first DJ in the world to stage dive into the crowd!
Any other stage-diving DJs interested in following Mr. Schidt into the record books are encouraged to contact the ‘Pineapple Records’ legal department.
Don't forget to worship the Golden Calf. He needs you as much as you need him.
Muuuuu...
www.JackSchidt.com
Gluteus Maximus
Olde Latin for the uppermost muscles forming that low-end base on which you sit.
Gluteus Maximus is Iceland's President Bongo and Jack Schidt.
As dj collaborators, producers and promoters in Reykjavik City, this duo agreed to publicly work together when the right name would cross their paths.
Thus, this moment in which you read.
These dysfunctional artists, steeped in the ancient red-art of double-handed beat-synch disorder, have separately traveled the world jockeying their disks all over clubs like ...
- Vega + Rust (Copenhagen)
- Indigo (Istanbul)
- Monza (Frankfurt)
- Watergate + 103 + Picknick (Berlin)
- Rote Sonne (Munich)
- Back to Basics (Leeds)
- Exit & Gravity (Lithuania)
- Moment + Space Garage (Latvia)
- The Fillmore (San Fransisco)
- Pacha (Ibiza and Vilnius)
- Sirkus + Kaffibarinn (Reykjavik)
- Xlib (Kiev)
- Mix (Moscow)
- The End + Turnmills + MOS (UK)
- Berns (Stockholm)
... and not to mention festivals like Glastonbury, Reading and V2 (UK), Coachella (Usa), Mtv Exit (Sarajevo) and Airwaves (Reykjavik).
Similarly their combined individual remix listing is simply offensive, (Björk, Captain Comatose and Kasper Björke to name a few) yet their remix as Gluteus Maximus will solidify and break back down somewhere in the middle of Sigur Rós's Gobblidigook and Trentemoller's Miss You.
Together Jack & The President mastermind the dark machinations of Reykjavik based event company Jón Jónsson, promoting club nights (Booka Shade, Carl Cox, Trentemöller, GusGus etc), managing artists (Petter & The Pix, Daniel Agúst, GusGus, Schlick 2000) and releasing online [in collaboration with Great Stuff Management].
They are big guns. An arsenal of rotating musical mass.
They are... Gluteus Maximus.
Gluteus Maximus @ Nasa
Taken from wikipedia...
The gluteus maximus is one of the strongest muscles in the human body, inserting at the iliotibial band and the gluteal tuberosity of the femur. Its action is to extend and outwardly rotate hip, and extend the trunk. In common spake English - formed and perfected for that ancient art of dance-floor leg bending, rapid execution ass bumping, sweat bathed space making rad dance funk.
Problems associated with the gluteal muscles...
Sitting for long periods can lead to the gluteal muscles atrophying through constant pressure and disuse. Exercise in the form of the rhythmic oriented dance movement, or acupressure-drop are best to alleviate this discomfort.
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