jack off with jack shit each saturday arvo from 3 til 5pm on fbi 94.5fm or streaming at www.fbiradio.com.au
lists of all we've played on air can be found at home.
my severed siamese rival mr kenneth oath attempts a segment on jjj's super-request with rosie beaton on the odd friday also...
he's a bit of a wanker so he's on facebook, here:
www.facebook.com/jackshit
some sorta biological guilt reflex appears to have compelled him to host a group for all the yuppies who wanna stalk my arse - all info on upcoming gigs and special events is best accessed in the shithouse
do not attempt to harass ken into being yr 'friend'. he's bitter, old and lonely - and wants to keep it that way!
choice bro!
電影
coward is a hunt. it's kind of a love gone (right) number whereby two christian virgins marry and go on to lead their country ('straight - into the bowels of hell' is the porno offshoot, you may have seen it) - only to find everything jeopardised by a possibly terminal sexually transmitted disease. how is this possible? could our dear leader have been imprudent enough to have done the dirty with a power-dressing school-zone speed-freak of his acquaintance; behind his (surely) long-suffering wife's back?!? the younger 'battle-axe' sure knows her way into, and out of, a jam - recently being escorted to the cop-shop after running a stop sign - yet then found to be under the blood-alcohol limit and released. could this wart-riddled cuckold and meta-metaboliser have wrangled favours in order to jump-start her stalled political career as the price for her silence re the sly screws? and who wears the pants now that the first 'lady' has the upper red-hand? watch in horror as none of these questions are posed, let alone answered, in this whimsical 50's style romantic comedy.
電視
bindi I's. it's a mini-series about an 8 year old american australian pig-tailed automaton who uses thought-rays to stab her father through the heart so that she can ruthlessly exploit hysteria over his demise and subsequent sudden 'i'conic status in order to access not just his empire but the global media through witch her encoded evil transmits. happy happy excitement time!! i and i. watch in horror as she gleefully raises jon-benet from the dead for a playful romp only to burn out her eyes in a fit of jealous age. note the all too brief cameo by sydneys' own sophie d.. will the ultimate hero catch bindi before she drives the ute into mums legs? ooops, fraid not (again!) - even tall kids can be hard to see...unless,of coarse, you've got --- BINDY I'S!!!!!!!!!!
書籍
l. ron hubbard's family-murder manual can be constructive in certain scenarios. i think it's called Die-anetics.
偶像
friedrich nietzsche, joey and matty johns, charles bukowski, bjork, werner herzog, bon scott, danny buderus, iggy pop, tom baker, certain (and uncertain) plants and aminals, the sea, the sky, earth, everything...
關於我： i'm that creepy fat guy at the mood beach...in your dreams...
我想認識： cass single seems pretty fly..................................................................................................
p.s.......................................................................while i'd love all to continue to feel free to reach out with 'requests' - please understand that my 'friends' are mainly folk whom i know or whose work i love. i am on a shitty dial-up connection so i cannot listen to your music on lamespace, thus the only strangers i 'add' are impressive in more ethereal ways. i feel kind of guilty 'rejecting' people who i'm sure are friends of friends and are likely to be lovely but i want this to remain somewhat personal.........................................................................................
shit, eh? check the sincerity!!
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I just found your card in my wallet yesterday and was like 'Oh my GOD, that's right!' because when i spoke to you that night I was tripping on a virus and zonked out shortly after. Long story short, yes! we'd love to!
i don't know! the video i have on my page about let me tell you about a b*tch named sav in yamacraw (sp) ..well ive been going around giving comments out to my friends and it seems that most of them have the same video on their page! but they keep saying that they don't have a video so maybe its just a trick of the light on my part.. oh well it doesn't bother me ..it's not the first time i've seen visions..and prophecies lol..
well i hope youre doing well..cheers and blessings to you
oh this is funny..you are the seventh person with that video, including me..either my friends are getting together and bein nice to me behind my back or.. im going N U T S ..or maybe its because its such a good good video
anyway, how are you doing today!! just thought i'd say hey and check up with you..i really like the bunny pic ..VerY cute!
well its raining here in ol virginia--im feeling a little bit leary--timothy leary!! i'm going to go put on some timothy so feel free to check it out later if you want to--no drugs just conciousness tweaking.. maybe a few sips of dubonnet-- its all good!
loving that shaggs philosophy.i play who are parents to gene ,he loves my pal foot foot, of course.Hope all is well in shitland, all is well here, school holidays if you free? love Angie.
once i had a myspace friend who told me "i wont get bored with you if you're honest" so i told him 'honestly, im a chronic liar"..he dropped me!! go figure. oh and thanks for adding me as a mylilmyspace (crackbox) friend :)
oooo sounds great! i needs to party !!! how old is she???wld loveeee to seeeeeeee you guys! its been ages!!! ... eah more sexy ghost dreams!!! hahaoxoxoxoxo
awah wow thats so cute! lill lamby!!! hahaha i love dreams... this 1 was totally like a movie and the ghostwas really HOT !! hahhaa!!! reh rew!!! hahhaa hotter that swazye! hahaha! xoxo how areyou???
totally in tune with yr comments this afternoon - very articulate... unfortunately a voice like yrs is rare in the media - shame on 4 corners.. looking forward to media watch this wk... well done for yr conviction...
haha - true.. but its just so delicious - watchin that shit fly.. lol...luv media watch for the same reason.. well, keep up the good fight.. its a wondrous thing...
that is a shame ..but its also nice to hear a slab of music without the diatribe.. unless of course yr own.. in which case natter away.. lol.. love the shit list... any chance u cud blog it each week? i often miss it... work u see
I'm very disappointed that you added me as a friend. I never usually join clubs that will have me as a member. I guess this will be the exception that proves the rule.
Just a short note to let you know that we have uploaded 3 new tracks for your listening pleasure; "Long Way Down", "Seventeen" plus "Palm Trees And Poetry". Check em out and let us know what you think.
Don't forget to join our mailing list either - we'll send you a free download of "Ignorance Is Bliss" if you do. We also have some killer shows on the horizon too so don't be a stranger... come on down and say hello...
