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Jake Johannsen
"I am not 21. How could I be 21? I'm not."

Male
23 years old
SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 6/26/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/jakethis  

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    Jake Johannsen's Interests
Television

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     Jake Johannsen's Details
Status:Married
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Occupation:Secret Agent


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   Jake Johannsen's Blurbs
About me:
    I am a stand-up comedian and an actor plus I hosted some things on TV. I have been on David Letterman's show 32 times, which is a lot of times. Also, I have been on the Tonight Show and Late Night with Conan O'Brian. That's a lot of talking. I can't even remember all of the things I said and probably don't even agree with some of those things anymore.

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Who I'd like to meet:
Some people who want to come see my live shows or help me understand the things I don't understand. I mean we could do something together besides my live shows. I just can't think off hand what that would be. Maybe convert our cars to run on vegetable oil that we get for free from Chinese restaurants. That's a thing the guy who drove me to the airport in Pittsburgh was in to. Sounded kind of interesting but not sexy.

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Kelly





Jun 15 2008 10:20 AM


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RJ





Jun 15 2008 9:21 AM

Happy Father's Day, Jake!
Geri Mars, Comedy Goddess





Jun 10 2008 7:23 AM



No, it does not have the same effect as the full moon.

brent


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Jun 5 2008 11:29 AM

you look wonderful for 23!!!


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Zanies Comedy Club





May 25 2008 6:47 AM

MySpace Comments

Myspace Comments
COURTNEY CHARET





May 13 2008 11:04 AM

THANKS FOR THE ADD DOLLFACE! =) XO
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May 13 2008 6:41 PM

Thanks for being a friend of www. urockon. com
Shari





May 13 2008 9:06 PM







Love and warmest of hugs to you,
Shari~
Barry





May 17 2008 12:47 AM

Bummer that the shows in Richmond, VA aren't gonna happen. Ah well, guess I have to save up gas money to see you in DC.

All the best!
Princess Shannon the Promoter





May 8 2008 9:43 PM

haha

Tickets are only $10.00


phil





May 3 2008 1:01 AM

Thank you for the add.

-Phil
J T





May 4 2008 5:42 PM

I wish I were in Denver! Everyone will have a great time who does get to be there. You are too funny to ever forget.
hahau812





May 6 2008 10:50 PM

Jake , can't wait for you to get back to D.C. ...You are a comedians comedian !!
kathleen





Apr 26 2008 10:02 PM

you should come to the bay area! i really really want to see one of your shows! plzzzz
Don





Apr 29 2008 10:11 PM

Aha! A Denver trip shows on that little map. Very nice. I shall be there, to learn and laugh.

Oh, you're friends with that MySpace guy Tom? He never returns my calls.
Jadoo VanSlurpee





Apr 19 2008 1:04 PM

I HOPE YOUR WEEKEND FLOWS WELL!
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MARY





Apr 16 2008 9:10 PM

JAKESTER! WHAT IS UP?
Black Clover





Apr 16 2008 11:16 AM

tanks fer de ad,git ta beedlememeet naw,cheers,ian
Louie PerChiesie





Apr 9 2008 12:38 PM

you are a funny guy!
J.J.





Mar 24 2008 7:33 PM

Woo Hoo!!! Can't wait to see you Saturday night at the Punchline. I bought 4 tickets. I gotta go make some friends.
Eric





Mar 25 2008 9:35 PM

Thanks for the add Jake!
Chrissy





Apr 2 2008 11:56 PM

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Edith





Mar 29 2008 1:19 PM

Too annoying - you're in Richmond, VA before I make my trip to (somewhat nearby) Bethesda, and you're in DC just after I leave.
Could you schedule a MD appearance the week of the 16th PLEASE???
Leah





Mar 17 2008 2:22 PM

Thanks for the add.
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
A Tale of Two Gimps





Mar 19 2008 7:31 PM

Thanks for the add Jake. You rock. :)

Duff
Ira Proctor





Mar 20 2008 10:23 AM

I miss you. Can I move in with your family? We could have a writing group, play scrabble, video pong, or whatever.
Do you have a basement? attic? shed? crawl space?
Warrior Angel





Mar 23 2008 1:32 AM

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Happy Easter!!
BATink





Mar 16 2008 7:44 AM

Great show in Columbus Jake! You are one of the greats man, keep it up!

It was nice to meet you after the show, I'll be sporting my new t-shirt today.

Safe travels!

BAT
Cathleen





Mar 15 2008 6:14 PM

Fantastic show tonight in Columbus! Somehow you just keep getting better Thanks, Jake.
J T





Mar 6 2008 3:14 PM

I'll be glued to the tube tomorrow when you're on IVillage! You just make me feel all happy! LY
Jake Blues





Mar 4 2008 9:38 PM

"That's two for me and ...oh.. here.. have some of this"
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Geri Mars, Comedy Goddess





Mar 4 2008 8:49 AM

Happy Tuesday, Jake! (It is Tuesday, right?)
Zanies Comedy Club





Mar 1 2008 4:25 AM

Look forward to seeing you next week Jake!
Ivonne





Feb 28 2008 8:55 AM

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plz keep in touch
OneOddDuck





Feb 29 2008 12:01 PM

Appreciate the add, loved your stuff since the first time I saw you Letterman when I was younger. The Mothra and a huge lightbulb bit...slayed me. Your timing is perfect, thanks for the laughter.
At Home Film Festival





Feb 25 2008 9:25 AM

Thanks for the add! We're a weekly podcast from Appleton, WI hosted by Elwood from WAPL and John Jordan from Razor 94.7. Each week we create a "film festival" of movies for you to rent and watch at home. Check us out at www. AtHomeFilmFestival. com!
Kimberly





Feb 25 2008 9:52 AM

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Hunter Kesey





Feb 24 2008 11:14 PM

Thanks for the great show and the autograph! "Are we there yet? Uh, yeah, Jake! Hop out!"
BATink





Feb 15 2008 7:53 PM

Jake, my wife and I just booked tickets to see you in Columbus, OH on March 15th! We've been fans for a long time, can't wait to see you in person.

Take care.
Zanies Comedy Club





Feb 14 2008 6:51 AM

MySpace Comments
RJ





Feb 9 2008 3:15 PM

Hi Jake! I hope you're having a great Saturday wherever you are!
missy





Feb 8 2008 9:37 AM

Jake thank you for adding me as a friend. Have a great weekend.
J T





Feb 1 2008 8:02 PM

Good luck tomorrow, don't think you need it, you always rock. Hope to see your show in Ga Feb 21...you'll be my birthday present!
J T





Feb 4 2008 5:17 PM

Did I tell you thanks for adding me. Tell me true, do these pants make me look fat?

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