I am a stand-up comedian and an actor plus I hosted some things on TV. I have been on David Letterman's show 32 times, which is a lot of times. Also, I have been on the Tonight Show and Late Night with Conan O'Brian. That's a lot of talking. I can't even remember all of the things I said and probably don't even agree with some of those things anymore.
Some people who want to come see my live shows or help me understand the things I don't understand. I mean we could do something together besides my live shows. I just can't think off hand what that would be. Maybe convert our cars to run on vegetable oil that we get for free from Chinese restaurants. That's a thing the guy who drove me to the airport in Pittsburgh was in to. Sounded kind of interesting but not sexy.
Hey, Scorpio! Are you left-handed too? Whats on tap for the summer? I'll be racing here on the central coast. Drop me a line if you head up this way. D
Wow. I am from L.A. and while visiting friends in Minneapolis, we saw you at Acme. You were absolutely hilarious! So glad I got to see you, now I hope to catch you in So Cal sometime soon!
My Power is beyond your understanding.... I swear, that stuff still makes me cry from laughter! You seriously need to come out to Dallas and do a few shows!
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