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Jared
Experimental / Comedy / New Wave

Being famous isn't that important...



Brooklyn, New York
United States

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Last Login:  10/4/2009
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Member Since1/20/2006
Band Websitehttp://www.jaredwhitham.com
Band MembersJared Whitham & The Door To Door Door Salesmen are:

Jared Whitham
Gabe Galvin
Stirling Kruzing
InfluencesCaptain Beefheart, Mr. Bungle, Syd Barret, Flaming Fire, Tiny Tim, Bongwater, The Residents
Record LabelEd Furniture
Type of LabelIndie


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The Opening Remark

The Opening Remark



Dec 13 2009 11:18 PM

Your music is amazing haha ... it made me smile
∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆

Natalja Mari



Oct 29 2009 12:53 AM















taowater duffy

taowater duffy



Oct 20 2009 3:56 AM




Christian

Christian Fiery



Oct 3 2009 1:01 PM

thank's 4 accept me as ur friend.....

nice 2 know u.............
FreshFix Design

FreshFix Design



Sep 9 2009 9:54 PM

Hey! Let us know when you're ready for a new myspace layout ;)
Jared

Jared



Aug 18 2009 6:49 PM

There is a box on one side and a ball of string on the other
Myspace is 4 Losers

Mr. Nubz



Aug 18 2009 5:38 PM

I can't do the show! whats good Jared!?
Ms. Divine

Ms. Divine



Jun 4 2009 1:53 PM

Thanks for your comment.
I am really enjoying your show. Especially after a stressful day. When I watch it, I feel I am being transported to another world. It's really great.
Hope to see you on more TV Channels.
"The Jared Whitham show..The Jared Whitham Show..."
I love that song!!! It's stuck in my head a lot. :)
Xper sempre tuaX(Punk Rock Beth)!

Xper sempre tuaX(Punk Rock Beth)!



May 7 2009 6:03 PM

hey jared thanks for the pic comment!,how are things with you and the duchess?:)
taowater duffy

taowater duffy



May 7 2009 5:34 PM

taowater duffy

taowater duffy



May 7 2009 5:15 PM

HI JARED, its chad
UDTV : Where ya livin?

Underground Downtown TV



May 2 2009 5:20 AM

Watch UDTV MUNCHIE MADNESS Leggo My Eggo Series featuring The WOLFMAN Double Bacon Beast Burger w/ Cheese.
Order one this Sunday @ UDTV SUNDAY SCHOOL Open Mic & All Star Jam Night 7-11pm @ Backstage Lounge 1315 S. Main St G'vlle FL.


Why is everyone raving about the WOLFMAN Bacon Beast Cheeseburger on Two EGGO'S served with Smarty Marty Fries... Listen to the hype, BUT just try one yourself!

*The WOLFMAN EGGO Double Bacon Beast Burger! WOW, this is the stuff that makes America great. Two beef patties, 6 strips of crispy bacon topped with two large American cheese slices in between two golden brown Eggos. What more would a red blooded American ask for? ~TJ Bones

*No Lie, The WOLFMAN EGGO Bacon Beast Burger is hands down the best burger in Gainesville!
~Reggie The Bass Master Klein (Echoes Of Violence)

The WOLFMAN EGGO Bacon Beast Burger is one GREAT tasting burger!
~David Messler (Jacksonville)

The WOLFMAN EGGO Double Beast Burger, a creation that you must take a pause before finishing. Great Stuff!
~Mike Ozy

The WOLFMAN EGOO Bacon Beast Burger, all I can say is... Amazing F*ckin' Burger Man!!!
~David Owen (Critical Mass -MCA)

www.myspace.com/UDTVsundaySchool
UDTV SUNDAY SCHOOL

UDTV SUNDAY SCHOOL



Feb 15 2009 9:03 PM

I hope to see you 2nite or one of these daze... WOLFMAN

Come on out to UDTV SUNDAY SCHOOL Open Mic & All Star Jam Night @ Backstage Lounge & Grill. (1315 S. Main St.
- G’vlle)

Hosted by Reverend WOLFMAN and The UDTV CHOIR. 7-11pm FREE COVER.

$3 2-4-1- Wells and Double Shots plus $3 Pitchers of BUD or BUD LIGHT 7-8
(Only $5.
50 after that)

This Sunday is going to be a special event with a special UDTV CHOIR featuring the return of Skins pounder Mark “BAM BAM” McConnell (Sebastian Bach of Skid Row, Blackfoot, AXE, and Dimebag Darrell), Dave Owen on guitars (Critical Mass, Bad Max), Mike Ozy (Naked Bones) and very special guest vocalist Rob Touchton (CORE).


Come on out and listen to the UDTV CHOIR, jam with the band or bring your own band and jam out.


This Sunday will also feature guest host Comedian BRYAN HAMITON (The load mouth that hosted WOLFMAN’s Birthday Party.) He will be performing a few short sets and if you get him drunk enough a few cartwheels….


THIS SUNDAY 7-11pm FREE COVER

taowater duffy

taowater duffy



Jan 30 2009 5:32 AM

taowater duffy

taowater duffy



Jan 23 2009 3:12 PM

hey!
WOLFMAN - Host of UDTV

WOLFMAN - Host of UDTV



Jan 6 2009 11:21 AM

Check Out this Commercial I did...

COME GET YOUR FILL...
...AT THE BACKSTAGE GRILL!




Produced by WOLFMAN for UDTV Productions .com

PS. MY HUGE B-DAY BASH is JAN 24th @ BACKSTAGE LOUNGE, G'vlle

PS 2.
UDTV AIRS ON FOX IN FEB 2009
Slow Ghost

Slow Ghost



Dec 25 2008 12:15 AM

HAPPY HOLIDAYS J

vinney priceless
Xper sempre tuaX(Punk Rock Beth)!

Xper sempre tuaX(Punk Rock Beth)!



Dec 13 2008 5:02 PM

hey jared where have you been hiding these days?it's been to long since we have talked hit me up and let me know how you're doing in life,thanks beth.
Wendi Bird Monistat

Wendi McDermott



Nov 21 2008 3:58 PM

funny pictures of cats with captions
more animals
Sherry Duffy

Sherry Duffy



Nov 7 2008 5:18 PM

is this actually jared? if yes - where are you residing these days?

The Duffys miss you and plan to visit!
bert

bert



Oct 29 2008 6:19 PM

halloween
JULIAN NASHOBA

JULIAN NASHOBA



Oct 26 2008 10:16 PM

A Veryspecial William Maier profile.

A Veryspecial William Maier profile.



Sep 25 2008 11:49 PM

A shark ate my Christmas, but's alright: we will make another one out of the dreamers.



Season's Greetings, miss you

xWilliam.
Raymond Salvatore Harmon

Raymond Salvatore Harmon



Aug 15 2008 9:01 PM

..
taowater duffy

taowater duffy



Aug 11 2008 6:36 PM

On this bridge, Lorca warns: life is not a dream. Beware, and beware, and beware! And so many think because then happened, now isn’t. But didn’t I mention, the on-going WOW is happening, right now! We are all co-authors of this dancing exuberance, where even our inabilities are having a roast! We are the authors of ourselves, co-authoring a gigantic Dostoevsky novel starring clowns! This entire thing we’re involved with called the world, is an opportunity to exhibit how exciting alienation can be. Life is a matter of a miracle, that is collected over time by moments flabbergasted to be in each others’ presence. The world is an exam, to see if we can rise into the direct experiences. Our eyesight is here as a test to see if we can see beyond it, matter is here as a test for our curiosity, doubt is here as an exam for our vitality. Thomas Mann wrote that he would rather participate in life than write a hundred stories. Giacometti was once run down by a car, and he recalled falling in to a lucid faint, a sudden exhilaration, as he realized at last, something was happening to him. An assumption develops that you can not understand life and live life simultaneously. I do not agree entirely, which is to say I do not exactly disagree. I would say, that life understood is life lived. But the paradoxes bug me. And I can learn to love, and make love to the paradoxes that bug me. And on really romantic evenings of Self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. Before you drift off, don’t forget, which is to say remember. Because remembering is so much more a psychotic activity than forgetting. Lorca, in that same poem, said that the iguana will bite those who do not dream.
And, as one realizes, that one is a dream-figure in another person’s dream: that is self-awareness! -Timothy Levitch: Monologue from “Waking Life”
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