J. Conrad Guest
The novel that started it all!

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    J. Conrad Guest's Interests
MusicMost anything that doesn't fit into a box. I've partied with Dave, Chris and Iola Brubeck; Thelonious Monk, one of the founding fathers of Bop; Robert Lamm, since CTA - very much looking forward to his bossa nova project; Brian Setzer and Big Bad Voodoo Daddy for keeping alive the Big Band era; Little Feat for refusing to record music to make the suits happy.
MoviesToo many to list them all; but a few include The Fisher King - Jeff Bridges, Robin Williams, Mercedes Ruehl, and Amanda Plummer turn in outstanding performances under the direction of Terry Gilliam; Letters From Iwo Jima - Clint Eastwood's masterpiece; Once Upon a Time in the West - Henry Fonda plays the darkest character of his illustrious career, ably supported by Charles Bronson and Jason Robards; Silverado - probably my all time favorite western; Bull Durham - possibly the best baseball film ever made; I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy - Cagney's finest role.
BooksSo many books, so little time: Victory by Joseph Conrad - a classic in any era; Book of the New Sun by Gene Wolfe; The Mercury Visions of Louis Daguerre by Dominic Smith; the Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe; The Mysterious Flame of Queen Loana by Umberto Eco; You Know Me Al by Ring Lardner; Flags of Our Fathers by James Bradley; The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafon; The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant by Stephen R. Donaldson; Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norell by Susanna Clarke; With the Old Breed by E. B. Sledge; Saving Milly: Love, Politics and Parkinson's Disease by Morton Kondracke; Possession by A.S. Byatt.
Heroes“Heroes” is a term that I feel is overused, but certainly the world can use more of them. That said, there are a handful of people I admire: Zinta Aistars simply for her wonderful way with the word. Markus Rutens for finding himself and for finding the courage to dream; his sister Lorena for living more life in her twenty-six years than most people do in their entire lifetime. Anyone with the courage to show their patriotism by holding accountable those in office and not just follow the leader. Oh, and retired Red Wing Steve Yzerman — for playing the game the way it was meant to be played: with passion and a sense of fair play; for playing his entire career with one team; for his humbleness both on and off the ice; for being a fine spokesperson for the game; for what he does for the community.


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Status:Single
Hometown:Northville
Zodiac Sign:Libra



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About me:
Robert Porter is enjoying the fruits of success: a best-selling detective novel featuring a hard-nosed detective circa 1947 named Joe January, and a lucrative contract for the sequel. But his world comes crashing down around him when he witnesses his wife’s infidelity.

As Porter sinks into a morass of grief over her abandonment, only one person can help him regain his self-esteem and dignity. One man alone can help Porter set things right... and that person’s name is Joe January. But he doesn't even exist... or does he?

Why the critics are reading January’s Paradigm:

“J. Conrad Guest has taken the heartbreak of sexual betrayal and turned it into a romance-fantasy… Readers will not be able to put it down.” — Current Entertainment Monthly, Ann Arbor, Michigan.

“Here is Guest’s sheer mastery of the art: he has created a character who transcends boundaries of reality and fiction, who pops through the shell of the author’s skull and speaks to him…” — Zinta Aistars, LuxEsto, Kalamazoo College alumni magazine and author of three books.

“Prompted by his detective’s instincts and the photograph of a woman who seems strangely familiar, January begins his search for the reasons behind his existence. His quest will take him down numerous and occasionally violent paths: there’s a beast lurking at the periphery of this, Robert Porter’s alternate reality.” — Ellen Tanner Marsh, New York Times best-selling author.

My writing credentials include January’s Paradigm, first published in 1998 by Minerva Press, London, England (see an excerpt in my blog). I've completed One Hot January and January’s Thaw, the second and third books in the January series. I recently completed Backstop: A Baseball Love Story in Nine Innings and Chaotic Theory, a novella that explores the conjecture of how the flap of a butterfly’s wings in South America might result in a tornado in Texas. Several of my short stories and non-fiction pieces have appeared on Internet publications, including Cezanne’s Carrot, Saucy Vox, Riverwalk Journal and Redbridge Review. Blood and Thunder: Musings on the Art of Medicine published Mother’s Day: Coming to Terms with the Cruelty of Parkinson’s, a memoir chronicling my mother’s battle against Parkinson’s. I also provide manuscript evaluation and editorial services, and am cofounder of and the cigar and non-fiction editor for The Smoking Poet.

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Jun 7 2009 5:29 PM

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Jun 7 2009 5:30 PM

A GIFT...PLEASE READ THIS:
Since some people in poor countries cannot read without prescription or reading glasses, for every song of ours you download, you will be supplying a pair of glasses to someone that needs them and will appreciate the gift of sight. Please consider downloading from here, two of our songs, and with your help, we can provide more people with the gift of sight.  Thank you.
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Apr 18 2009 11:33 AM


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Apr 19 2009 7:30 PM

Thanks for the add. Be sure to read the latest book reviews on our blog.


Let me know if there’s anything we can do for you--a book review, interview, press release, editing or proofreading.


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Nov 4 2008 5:34 AM




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Mar 14 2009 4:15 PM

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Apr 13 2009 7:11 PM

Thanks for the add. Be sure to read the latest book reviews on our blog.


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Mar 21 2009 3:40 AM

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Mar 10 2009 11:07 AM



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The Tall Tales of the Mighty Midgets: Book 1: The Troll Takeover by
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Dec 28 2008 4:21 AM

THE SMOKING POET: CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS – SPRING 2009


THE SMOKING POET publishes flash fiction; fiction; nonfiction; poetry; feature author; feature poet; book and cigar reviews. We publish work that ignites our imagination, inflames our passion, leaves us with a smoky aftertaste.
The Smoking Poet also shares an extensive list of links and resources for writers and the cigar aficionado.

Submissions open year round. Send with category in subject line: poetry to Zinta Aistars; fiction/non-fiction to J. Conrad Guest. For book reviews, please query first.

For full submission guidelines and contact information, visit:
The Smoking Poet

Spring 2009 Issue Deadline: February 28, 2009

The Smoking Poet Second Annual Short Story Contest Deadline: May 31, 2009

An entry fee of $10 per submission is required. Once you have sent in your submission, we will send you the PayPal link for payment with an invoice for your records.


Entries must be submitted as a Word doc file, one per e-mail, in Times New Roman, 12-point font, double-spaced. The author’s name, address, and telephone number must appear in the upper right hand corner. Word count must not exceed 5,000. Please include a bio statement, not to exceed 100 words, in the body of your e-mail.



First prize, $200; second prize, $100; third prize, $50.
All of the winners will be published in the summer issue of The Smoking Poet, online in mid June, 2009.


Submission deadline is May 31, 2009. Please send your submission with the subject line stating CONTEST/Last Name to thesmokingpoet@gmail.com If the subject line does not state CONTEST, then we will assume it is a submission for the ezine.
We look forward to reading your best work!
Zinta





Dec 25 2008 4:06 PM

Merry Christmas, Joseph... priecigus Ziemassvetkus. And thank you for the thoughtful gift and card... and silly photo. Blessings.
Marci





Dec 20 2008 1:28 AM



Have a wonderful day!

Marci Baun
Publisher
Wild Child Publishing
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Have you seen our paranormal selection?
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Dec 16 2008 1:05 AM

The Smoking Poet Launches Winter 2008-09 Issue!

A great poem does things to you. Divine and nearly frightening things, like knotting up something inside you, or making your heart slip into an erratic beat, or catching your breath, or tremors, fevers, daydreams, sweats, inexplicable bliss.


Congratulations to the winners of TSP’s Annual Poetry Contest!

First Prize: “Northward” by Koh Xin Tian

Second Prize: “Sock Puppet” by Malcolm R. Campbell

Third Prize: “Reunion: 30 Years Too Late” by Lana Maht Wiggins

Honorable Mention: ”Selected Love Letters I’m Still Trying to Write” Kelli Russell Agondon


A special thank you to our honorary judge, poet Dorianne Laux.


Enjoy great poetry, fiction, non-fiction, book reviews, cigar reviews, and an interview with our feature artist, Sue Hughes. Watch for a new call for submissions, including our second short story contest.


www. thesmokingpoet. net
Maryte





Nov 27 2008 3:42 AM

The other day I caught myself in the mirror and thought: Holy shit! That's me, huh?

Time certainly has this whole relative factor going on.
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Nov 15 2008 6:40 PM

Hello, thanks for the friendship
(bedankt voor de vriendschap(dutch)), a reader and owner (sadly enough not the library in the picture) of a small 2nd handbook store in Haaksbergen, the Netherlands
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Nov 3 2008 2:00 AM

Thank you...

I've missed my old pappy so much today. Remembering. But along with the missing is the memory of the gift he was to me. I am blessed.

May we honor in the living of our lives those who came before us.
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Oct 31 2008 7:05 PM

J. CONRAD:

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Oct 31 2008 6:35 PM

Dear J.:

Thank you for the add as well and good luck with the "January" series and with your writing in "Impact Times."

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Oct 7 2008 1:11 AM

THE SMOKING POET: CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS – WINTER 2008-09!

THE SMOKING POET publishes flash fiction; fiction; nonfiction; poetry; feature author interview; feature poet; feature artist; book and cigar reviews. We publish work that ignites our imagination, inflames our passion, leaves us with a smoky aftertaste. The Smoking Poet also shares an extensive list of links and resources for writers and the cigar aficionado.

Submissions open year round. Send with editor’s attention in subject line: poetry to Zinta Aistars; fiction to Russell Rowland; general non-fiction and cigar-themed fiction/ non-fiction/poetry and cigar reviews to J. Conrad Guest. For book reviews, please query first.

TSP’s FIRST ANNUAL POETRY CONTEST is also underway! Check our site for special submission guidelines. Honorary judge is poet extraordinaire, Dorianne Laux. Submissions not following guidelines will NOT be accepted. Winners published in Winter 2008-09 issue. $5 entry fee per 3 poems. Cash prizes. Subject line: “Contest/Last Name.”

For full submission guidelines for general and contest entries, along with contact information, visit:
http://thesmokingpoet. tripod. com/fall2008

Winter 2008-09 and TSP First Annual Poetry Contest Deadline: November 30, 2008
CJ West





Oct 5 2008 12:16 PM

Hey.

I haven't been by in a while and thought I'd stop in and say hi. Hope you're having a relaxing Sunday. The Pats and Red Sox are playing, so I know I will.

A Demon Awaits will be out on October 14th. I'm excited for the release, the screenplay and the new book I started about a month ago.

What's happening in your world?

CJ
Marci





Sep 29 2008 10:14 PM



Have a wonderful day!

Marci Baun
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The Misadventures of the Laundry Hag by Jennifer
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Sep 25 2008 4:54 PM



Have a wonderful day!

Marci Baun
Editor-in-Chief
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The Misadventures of the Laundry Hag by Jennifer Hart released September 23, 2008.
Bill Ectric





Sep 19 2008 2:10 AM

I’m rather excited because I have a small part in an upcoming film based on Steve Aylett’s book LINT. Remember how “Spinal Tap” was a spoof on Heavy Metal bands and “The Ruttles” was a take-off on The Beatles? Now, Science Fiction has LINT!

Here’s the trailer:


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Sep 16 2008 1:52 AM

Have you seen it?


Announcing: THE SMOKING POET Fall 2008 Issue


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Extraordinary stuff … stories that have seeped over into fall from the golden parts of summer … submitted for our story contest and haunting us still … poetry that is wind and water and moon madness and seared hearts and summits … memoirs of strippers and warriors for the rights of plants (they have feelings, too?) and a musing on our entering the final stretch or a time of awakening … the very elegant art of courting a cigar, and the art on your cigar … an interview with novelist, Tish Cohen, about her second novel, Inside Out Girl, even while her first is being made into a movie … news on our annual poetry contest nearing deadline (is yours in our inbox yet?) with honorary judge, Dorianne Laux … and a library of links and resources that will take you on a literary treasure hunt.


Come over to our lounge and wrap yourself in the art: http://thesmokingpoet. tripod. com/fall2008

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