NO ONE IS EVER SAFE WITH GEORGE CARLIN AROUND! CHECK OUT THE CLIP BELOW, BUT MAKE SURE YOU'VE USED THE BATHROOM FIRST BECAUSE YOU WILL PEE YOURSELF! RIP TO MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN...I WILL MISS YOU!
George Carlin People that should die Part 2
I'm so glad you're in my life--and I adore you!! Here's to many more happy birthday's!
(but I'm not gonna lie--as happy as I want your day to be--I will be CHEEZED OFF if you win another $50 bucks in scratch offs for this years birthday!!!!!) Ha ha!!
This one is from Jeremy, he asked me to give it to you.
This one's from me. I thought you might like a pic of Ron from his birthday a few weeks ago--LMAO.
Hope you smiled! Love you girly! Have a HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I smarter than Tony. LMGDMFAO!!!! What the HELL kinda question is that?! For some reason I find this effing hilarous. I can't stop laughing. Am I smarter than Romo the Homo....???? BAAA HAAA HAAAA!!!!!!! I have not laughed this hard since you were dancing to "Beat It" in the office and didn't know Chris was watching and you backed right into him on a really expressive Moon Walk. LMFAO
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?! That DAMN PENALTY cost us a freaking TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!! (And then Hixon was outta bounds two plays later to take us a few yards out from the end zone) Oh....a field goal. How nice. Cuz 3 is close right? It's ALMOST 7!?!?! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There are no WORDS to express my RAGE!!!!! C'mon AP aka "Pubeface" make yourself USEFUL since you can't seem to keep our STAR WR outta trouble or NOT shot in the leg--so what are YOU BRINGING TO THE TABLE BESIDES YOUR CREEPY PUBEY FACE THAT I WANT TO SMACK WITH A...wow...I'm so mad I can't even think of something gross/horrible I want to smack his face with. I've lost my way...the rage is taking over.... *sigh* I know this game does not really 'matter' but it'd be nice to end the season with a win and go into the playoffs that way. Eli is getting frustrated...rut row. oh...by the way..How was your Christmas? LOL I'm a little lost in Giants-game-is-on at the moment....Durrrr. COME ON BOYS!!!!!!!!
LMGDMFAO!!!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!! He should also take a page out of the book "Are you there God? Its me, Margaret" and whilst Tonys talking to the big guy--have him ask all those questions about his period so he won't freak out like the last time! Shit--we tried to have the 'talk' cuz we caught him rubbing one out while gazing upon a poster of Jeremy and Eli. I gotta say--I don't think Plax will ever catch another Super Bowl ball to make the touchdown that wins the game--at least not for the Giants. They have never hesitated to cut good players just because of off field performane (Good, hardworking stock those Mara's!). But--which is HIGHlarious to me--$20 bucks says Dallas picks Plax up if we dump him. Half their starting line up uses the excuse of waving at the camera and saying HI to "Mom" as their way of checking in with their parole officer. I actually hope Dallas wins AFTER we beat them--and they use their bye week to go to Mexico. It was such a great idea to go down there and have some fun in the sun (great idea for US since they came back so fucking relaxed from the little trip we hardly had to show up!)...and another good idea is to play inside where its warm, and use frozen balls for practice instead of practicing OUTSIDE so you'd be prepped if you went to Lambeau field--to play the 3 coldest game in league history! I am laughing so hard...are you there God? Its me--Tony...LMFAO!!!
Thank you ROMO and the Steelers defense!!! WHOOO HOO!! Go Ron's team!!! Baaa haaa haa!! Thanks to you not being as great as everyone says you are ROMO--Giants just won the NFC East! Suck that haters!!! *ahem* How nuts would it be if we lost to Dallas next week (which we WON'T)...and had to play THEM in the wildcard? Ahhh!!! :-) Its not the way we would have wanted to win it--but hard work pays off! Now just gimme a Giants over Dallas win and a bye week!
Me thinks the WHOLE game woulda been totally diff if Hixon had not dipped his stupid hands in Crisco in the first half. He's been doing so good!! And...dunno if we need Plax that bad. Idiot--and his little friend, pubeface, I mean Pierce....what a bunch of fucking stooges! Now I can say that..cuz I love 'em thru thick and thin. We still have the 2nd best record in the league! Long Live Eli!! :D
DAMN IT! I sent you a long ass comment a few days ago and MySpace did that 'error" thing. *^&^%&*(!!!!!!
Anywho....little rage black out don't mind me. Anywhoo...WON the FOOTBALL POOL at the office! WHOOO WHOOO!!!!! I bet on the Saints vs. Bucs and Brees and Shockey let me down. When he threw that interception when the game was tied I had a COW! lol And Plax--shot himself--in his BAD LEG?! Idiot...I'm telling ya sweetie--I don't know that he's gonna ever catch another super bowl winning pass...or any other pass, at least for the Giants. :( At least Toomer is doing great and making up for breaking Jeremy's leg! lol I think we're doing to the Super Bowl...*cough ifwedon'tfuckitupintheplayoffs cough* Ron been using his terrible towel alot? Steelers have been having a pretty good season...but they are not being consistent. (Which--as a Giants fan, I can relate too!! LOL) We're freaking 11-1 BAYBEE!! They said the Super Bowl win was a fluke...WHAT SAY YOU NOW BITCHES?!?!?! How does that CROW taste!?!? LMAO Love and miss you girl! Liam is doing great--really. I got him some AMAZING Christmas prezzies. Miss you and give my love to Ron.
Looking forward to a win against Philly....I remain eternally yours in the sisterhood of the Thick and Thin Giants Fans!
Ooooooh. As Rambo said, "you drew first blood." It should be a good game. I was watching some of yesterday's game. Sorry to Ron. The Cowboys have been underachieving, but I do hope they will be up for this weekend's game.
Yay GIANTS!!!!!!! Poor Ron, when is he going to jump on the Giants bandwagon? :) I am glad that the Giants are doing well but, not too well. We don't want them to be like the Patriots.
Take us all the way to Super Bowl AGAIN this year!!!! THat would be soooo awesome!!
Poor Ron! Sorry, but we just had to kick his teams ass!!! LOL Was a good close game, I was worried there for a while! He should know better against the GIANTS tho!! lol Go help him wipe his tears!!
I would sooo love it if we could all get together next year, that would be awesome!!! Im so upset for missing it this year.. =(
I would move the earth to get there next time!! Everyone looked great! Cant wait to see everyone! I miss ya bunches!!!
Sorry to hear your sick. Get well soon! You need to be healthy by next Saturday. :) That way you can tell me about your trip. I just hope you didn't gamble your money away in AC. lol