Jimmy Valentine's Lonely Hearts Club
"you'll shoot your eye out"

Male
51 years old
NE, Washington DC
United States



Last Login: 6/25/2008
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    Jimmy Valentine's Lonely Hearts Club's Interests
Generalmomma the block dog, schlitz 40's, dice, tequila, tecate tallboys, NE DC, oklahoma, love assassins
Musichell yes
Movies
Televisiongood lord no, turn that fool thing off
Heroesthe Valentine's Nine

     Jimmy Valentine's Lonely Hearts Club's Details
Status:Single
Body type:0' 0" / Some extra baggage
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Occupation:ENABLER



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About me:
we're a bad bar for rotten people buried past the frontier in a 'hood called Trinidad. it's 1103 Bladensburg Rd. NE, DC, open Wednesday thru Sunday from 10 PM til close. take a left off H St. NE onto Bladensburg and come up about 6 blocks. you gotta watch the building numbers 'cause there's no sign out front, and if you cab over we've got an '88 Caddy limo on white walls and wires to run you back to the Union Station cab stand on request. for real, the Jimmy Wagon's free, though tips are def helpful for gassing up the beast.

we've got all the normal liquor and about 20 beers ranging from Schlitz Blue Label 40's (champagne service), Tecate Tallboys, & Colt .45 22's to Delirium, Harp & Sierra... it's all over the map. we also serve personal pizzas, just ask what we got in the fridge cause it changes up.

our friends helped us build our bar completely by ourselves using salvaged architecture, found items, and raw materials, and somehow we ended up with a gorgeous bride Frankenstein modeled after legendary dives like Snake and Jake's Christmas Lounge and Kingpin (R.I.P. both). we could never repay our friends for their kindness but at least now they've got a place of their own. one thing's for sure, you can judge us by our friends and that's a true story.

anyway, the walls are vivid red with cool art from around the world, and we play dope music as random as our beer list. we don't have a jukebox and we don't take requests so build your own bar if it's that important to you. we did. oh yeah, there's no martini glasses so if you need a birdbath you're too cool for us. it's just chilled vodka or gin, we'll gladly serve it to you in a rocks glass.

so check out the photos and stop by for a drink or 6. our bar's not for everyone but we're pretty friendly despite not liking most people.

all the best to you

troy & dawn & mark

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Jun 27 2008 5:07 AM

I love you Jimmy Valentine's.
Christopher





Feb 29 2008 9:24 AM

Astronomy Dominatrix





Feb 18 2008 10:15 AM

We are VERY amped to present our special guest

**LORD DARKO (Spank Rock -Baltimore--
http://www.ronniedarko.com)
W/ SHARKEY **

for a nite of booty shakin crazeeness--dance your
spanked behind off as these selectas tear the roof
down

THIS Friday Feb 22, 2008
10pm-3am sHaRp

Jimmy Valentines Lonely Hearts Club
1103 Bladensburg Rd. NE WDC
http://www.myspace.com/jimmyvalentines

Schoolgirl outfits get ya in free --no cover for the
rest of you lot either

Peace,
Karl
CUCHITA!





Feb 14 2008 10:25 AM

go to the doctor, it's VD!
Tim





Jan 29 2008 8:37 PM

only been there twice, but it's my favorite bar in dc. looking forward to many more.
Beckita





Jan 22 2008 2:58 PM



the finest bartender this side of the mississippi...
Ace





Jan 9 2008 10:37 AM

Just wanted to say you guys rock! Had an amazing time the other night - definitely the best DJ tandem I've heard in a long time too!
Lisa





Jan 2 2008 6:25 AM

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Cuervo Sparrow





Nov 28 2007 1:47 PM

what up how was your turkey day? Gonna try to come by maybe tonight or tomorrow. Sweet Jesus!
Red Derby





Nov 24 2007 11:43 AM

CUCHITA!





Nov 15 2007 3:15 PM

tonight betch!
Huda





Oct 30 2007 1:15 PM

i cant wait to stop by and get faaaaaaded ; ) Mercedes when are we going?
xoxo
CUCHITA!





Oct 13 2007 6:58 AM

jimmy,

you're the best makeout partner, ever!
thanks for last night!

M.
Christopher





Oct 2 2007 10:41 AM

Thanks Jimmy for letting us party at your place! Can't wait until Oct. 26th. Follow the link below to see the setlist:

http://www.medusapromotions.com/wastelandsep28.htm
Astronomy Dominatrix





Sep 15 2007 7:08 PM

Big Up Trinidad massive!!
e 石





Aug 27 2007 10:59 PM

HA! I'm actually moving to work at a club in santa fe but I'll try to check you guys out before I leave...
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By erick
Amy





Aug 21 2007 2:35 PM

when can i come see jimmy? i'm dying for a tecate tall boy.. can those be shot-gunned?
Christopher





Aug 21 2007 11:53 AM

I'm counting the days until September 28th. Can't wait!
the girl who's always dancing





Aug 16 2007 11:24 PM

Nothing could have made my visit back to DC sweeter than stopping by to meet Jimmy Valentine.
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