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   Jim Norton - Call Jim (917) 267-2602: Biografia attore
InfluenzePete Best, Gary Glitter, Pete Townsend, Jerry Lee Lewis, John Wayne Gacy, Paul Rodriguez, Ru Paul and Colin Quinn
Spettacoli TVDown and Dirty with Jim Norton, HBO One Night Stand, Lucky Louie (HBO), The Tonight Show (6 appearances), The Late Show With David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn (2 seasons), Chelsea Lately (2 appearances), Last Call with Carson Daily (2 appearances), Last Comic Standing, a pilot with VH1 that failed miserably along with about 5 MTV pilots that went into the toilet.
FilmBoogie Nights (I played Dirk Diggler's prosthetic in the last scene), Godfather 2 (Myself), Spider-Man (Title role), Hulk (tank driver number 4), A Very Brady Reunion (State trooper who arrests dear old dad for drilling a hole in the side of a Port-A-Potty), Walk The Line (June Carter Cash) and The Poseiden Adventure (uncredited cameo as Shelly Winter's tampon)

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MusicaThe Robert Reed 'Robe Pocket Full of Tissues' Commemerative Christmas album and anything by Marvin Gaye after 1984
TelevisioneJoey, Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi's Funniest Home Videos
LibriChicken Soup For the Prostate and How To Get Rich With Capped Teeth and a Wig by Tony Robbins

     Jim Norton - Call Jim (917) 267-2602: Dettagli
Stato:Single
Orientamento:Etero
Corporatura:170cm
Segno zodiacale:Cancro
Occupazione:Sodomite


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Jim "The Carrier" Norton
Birthday:every day LOLOLOLLOL
Birthplace:dropped unceremoniously onto a bath mat during a coughing fit
Current Location:closer to a grammar school than allowed by law
Eye Color:bloody-stool brown
Hair Color:brown, speckled with thick, cakey dandruff
Height:tall enough to get on the rides at Coney Island
Right Handed or Left Handed:tug with my right, bag tickle with my left
Your Heritage:my Irish great-grandmother was teabagged by a Hun, which by default makes me a silly goose
The Shoes You Wore Today:patten leather with a buckle, like Shirley Temple used to wear
Your Weakness:an invalid laying sideways with her mouth open
Your Fears:that I will be overheard making the Yummy noise glancing at an older gentleman in a rest area men's room
Your Perfect Pizza:oven crusted with lightly seared placenta, covered with flamingo vomit
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:I'd like to stop needlessly kicking retarded people
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:"Your ass looks amazing in those diapers"
Thoughts First Waking Up:"Who is this strapping Negro?"
Your Best Physical Feature:my taint
Your Bedtime:10 minutes after my tranny movies end
Your Most Missed Memory:being face down in a pillow with whiskey being breathed into my face from the side by my uncle
Pepsi or Coke:hot dog water
MacDonalds or Burger King:MEAT IS MURDER!
Single or Group Dates:I prefer single dates and group scat parties
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:whatever kind Jim Jones drank
Chocolate or Vanilla:ice cream is for queers
Cappuccino or Coffee:ice lattes, because they help get the logs moving
Do you Smoke:only when babysitting
Do you Swear:yes, I frequently tell people to "buzz off" and "go jump in a lake"
Do you Sing:I tend to hum Lionel Ritchie songs while I'm being raped
Do you Shower Daily:I prefer to have dogs lick the sweat off my balls and neck
Have you Been in Love:never with a girl
Do you want to go to College:learning is for queers
Do you want to get Married:yes, to Laci Peterson
Do you believe in yourself:I didnt until my only Son was crucified by Pontius Pilot
Do you get Motion Sickness:only when riding fat girls
Do you think you are Attractive:yes, when compared with burn victims
Are you a Health Freak:I take my AZT cocktails every day
Do you get along with your Parents:I did until I killed them for insurance money
Do you like Thunderstorms:yes, because they cause youngsters to huddle under my covers
Do you play an Instrument:I play spoons and the rape whistle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:no, but I've purchased it for minors
In the past month have you Smoked:a salmon and some almonds
In the past month have you been on :cialis
In the past month have you gone on a Date:do prostitutes count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yes, to buy my grandmother an athletic supporter
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:why would I eat a box full of black people who act white?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:no, but I store it in my girlfriends underpants
In the past month have you been on Stage:yes. In Mexico, with a donkey
In the past month have you been Dumped:yes, on my chest
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:twice in a kiddie pool
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:2 babies and a prosthetic testicle
Ever been Drunk:one night while driving Billy Martin home
Ever been called a Tease:a cancer patient once called me that while I dangled morphine over his face
Ever been Beaten up:on a playground by a group of concerned parents
Ever Shoplifted:I smuggled a gerbil out of the store without using my hands
How do you want to Die:I want to be sawed in half while felching Jack Klugman
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Dominican drug lord
What country would you most like to Visit:Wyoming
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:black and blue
Favourite Hair Color:golf course green
Short or Long Hair:chemo whispy
Height:under 4 feet
Weight:75 pounds and willing to vomit
Best Clothing Style:torn off
Number of I have taken:what in Sam Hill does this question mean?
Number of CDs I own:3, all Huey Lewis
Number of Piercings:both nipples,but accidentally
Number of Tattoos:either a tear drop on the face or cartoon characters on her crotch
Number of things in my Past I Regret:5,679


Mi piacerebbe conoscere:
a retarded girl who can deep throat.

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Dana Dane

Dana Dobrzynski



11.dic.2009 13:25

Mmmm KY warming liquid :)
Ken

Ken



11.dic.2009 12:40

Greetings from Iraq! Miss the show man just letting you and the guys know we are big fans.
Henry Schilling

Henry Schilling



11.dic.2009 11:25

What up Jimmy?
Je veux ton amour, et je veux ton revenge

Je veux ton amour, et je veux ton revenge



10.dic.2009 05:59

I miss the days of the Fatty Pig Fatty contest and duel wielding scales...
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08.dic.2009 02:34

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07.dic.2009 06:09

Yimmy, I can't wait to drive 8 hours to see you in Adisson.
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05.dic.2009 12:57

These are the first three episodes from the new web series I'm in called "Stone Broke" it's a comedy about unemployment. Please check them out and let me know what you think, thank you.

Stone Broke - Episode 1: Job Interview
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Stone Broke - Episode 2: Homeless Man
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Holey Mike MFD



03.dic.2009 21:25

I can't wait to see you in KC on the 12th Yimmy. Jesse says dissention is the ultimate patriotism but how patriotic is it to live in a foreign country and ridicule this one didn't the chicks with dix get into some deep doody over that.
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03.dic.2009 05:39

Oddly enough, listening to the Gov. was making me car sick...I was almost tempted to turn off the radio listening to all his horse shit. Thank GOD for you and Anthony's fantastic stands. You freaking rule. Thank's for standing up to us non military working people and God Bless the United States!
TINO

TINO



03.dic.2009 05:37

hey spider don't take no shit from nobody!!!!
nice !!!
stan

stan



03.dic.2009 02:45

you believe the balls on this kid...bring your A game when you take on jim the "counterpoint" norton
Craig

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03.dic.2009 01:52

hey jimmy, good for u for standing up to that duch bag today. happy birthday man. when you coming to Seattle?
Em

Em



03.dic.2009 00:58

jim i love your comedy but as far as debating the constitution you got owned. i just listened to the replay. you don't care about interstate searches? thats part of the constitution! you follow all of it rules or non mean anything. stick to the poop jokes, you rule. happy birthday
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Demendred



02.dic.2009 23:43

Jesse is an ass, and you made him look like a tool. Good for you Jimmy! Kudos! This is why I like and have respect for you. Fuck him!
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DR. INK TATTOOS



02.dic.2009 22:28

Jim, it 's DON, dude, good job slamming that asshole Jesse ventura on the show today. it's about time someone told that fuckin moron off. the only thing that would have made that any better is if Kenny would have knocked that dickhead out. talk to you soon dude, be safe, C-YA
Cole

Cole



02.dic.2009 17:01

YOU THE MAN JIMMY FUCK JESSE
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02.dic.2009 01:46

u made my day and u don't even know how... smiles...
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