Member of the Fantastic 5
Member of the Zombie Hunters
Member of The Hammer.
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Art, Life, Billiards and food. Oh and ninjas. Oh and video games! Oh and Almond Joys!! Dude, I am such a bad ass at all the stuff I just mentioned. I was just thinking about it and I am awesome. I play Nintendo and people just sit and stare in amazement. Not very many people can handle my skills. They say to me "Leo, you so smooth!" and I'm like "I KNOW. Thats because I don't fuck around." But I do fuck around so I guess I am the ultimate paradox. Making out is another interest of mine. I find it to be very rewarding. I have also noticed that I have the power/ability to high five people really well. I don't know, some people call it a gift but I think it's supposed to be a message from a greater power telling me to keep it real. I am also a very firm believer in hugs like you have no idea. I hug random strangers and they start dancing out of pure joy. I don't blame them. I have more interests but I can't overload you becasue as it is all these things I'm talking about are probably making you all wet already. Later foos.
DIO, Tenacious D, AC/DC, Beck, The Used, Queen, Judas Priest, Kiss, Pantera, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Koji Kondo, Sublime, Tito Puente, Wierd Al, John Williams, Rockapella, Other various artists. I have a broad taste in music obviously.
Movies
Seeing as how I flippin' LOVE movies this is but a brief list: Boondock Saints, Jurassic Park, STAR WARS, Pulp Fiction, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze, Ghostbusters, Kill Bill, Ace Ventura, Matrix, Hook, Poolhall Junkies, Lord of the Rings, Equilibrium, Reservoir Dogs, Dusk Till Dawn, Fight Club, Night of the Living Dead, Predator, Major League, Mighty Ducks 2... Yeah I'm an action junkie. Oh and shitty movies are awesome. The shittier the better. I just love movies so much I want to marry them!!!
Television
Adult Swim. Other than that it's whatever is on that seems good... and that's hardly anything.
Books
The Book of Love. (I'm currently in the process of writing it)
Heroes
Mr. Samuel L. Jackson, Chuck Norris, Makoto Nagano.
Wow, look at Mega Man go!
Did you see him? If not use your parif' to check him out again. He's so good at dancing.
I have eyebrows that give me superhuman strength.
I don't like cake unless it's made of ice cream.
I believe rock n' roll is magical and rad.
I am the best wing man of all time.
I notice everything.
I will hug you if you ask me to.
I play video games... a lot.
I am really good at video games.
I have illusions of grandeur on a daily basis.
I put things off until they go away.
I fancy myself a good kisser.
I think I'm a ninja.
I have excellent comedic timing.
I vary my vocab as much as I can.
I hate reality TV shows but I would totally be on one.
I will do it if it makes you feel better.
I really do know it all.
I totally get you.
I am the guy you run to when zombies attack.
LEO'S TOTALLY SWEET INFORMATION EXTRAVEGANZA!
This is the about me section so I guess I'll toot my own horn and talk about how fucking amazing I really am. Keep in mind that I'm not being sarcastic at all. Yeah...
--The first thing to keep in mind is just how much of a badass I actually am. Not kidding. I walk by 13 year old kids and when my shadow is done passing over them they have full grown beards. Even the girls.
--I'd say I was the sexiest, most bad ass guy on the planet but I would be lying because I'm actually out of this world.
--Let's put it this way. If zombies attacked, you'd want me on your side. This is also true for aliens and killer robots.
--I hate drama. Fuck you drama.
--I'm in an a'capella video game cover band. Is that nerdy enough for you? Well we have been known to do some hyper intense super rocking so that's where the balance kicks in. Over all we kick more ass than Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee on steroids and monster energy drink combined.
--I love art and movies. Wanna have a movie night? I'm down.
--I have an awesome group of amigos that rock like none other. You are more than welcome to come hang out with us but you have to bring your own awesome.
--My eyebrows are of heroic stature and proportions. I like them. I use them to absorb the suns rays and channel it. That's where I get my super powers from.
My goal is to be legendary. So far so good...
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Who I'd like to meet: A woman that's able to hold a conversation, mature enough to handle criticism, honest enough to tell me the truth without hours of pointless fluff to pacify her guilt. A woman that's caring, kind and considerate--one that's selfless enough to sacrifice time she could spend with me so that we may work towards goals that will supplement our blooming relationship. A woman that's intelligent enough to realize the difference between love, lust, friendship and wishful thinking. A woman that's not such a coward that she has to resort to the crutch of friendship when rejecting someone. A woman that's not afraid to confront her insecurities and weaknesses. A woman that won't stab you in the back and manipulate your emotions with guilt trips, withdrawal, and endless sulking. A woman that's patient and empathetic enough to help you develop the tools necessary to harbor a long-lasting relationship. A woman that's not so petty as to let a good thing slip through her fingers in favor of shallow, selfish, sexual gratification. Too good to be true? Maybe... but what if? Helpless romantic what can I say? AIM screenname: Jipjiver
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Awesome Game of the Whenever:
See if you can get the high score. Currently the high score belongs to Leo at 274 kills. Keep trying!
Awesome Movie of the Whenever:
Finally, the Leo Bob Show is up on the interweb and infiltrating computer boxes everywhere. Go watch it and see what all the fuss is about!
hahahah i remember you telling me about that dating show that you were on did it ever air? my end is whatever trying to get a new job right now ..yea i am on facebook look me up..james higuera
well ...I watched last night and totally tripped out. I was like telling my cuz, "Hey! I know that guy!" lol what a dork I must have sounded like lol. What was up the ghostbusters backpack thing? I was like what a crazy guy, did you wear that at a party or something? lol So... that must have been pretty cool to do something like that. I was gonna say once in a lifetime experience, but i guess not for u lol. Anyway I do have a facebook too so I'll look you up k. Anyway I'm glad ur doing good. Talk to you again soon k. Take care Leo!
What's up Leo? I know I haven't seen or talked to u in a while but I saw this guy on tv who totally reminded me of u. Some dating show that shows on Monday nights at like 8 or 9 I think the show is named Dating in the Dark or something like that. Anyway u should check it out, I think you would get a kick out of it. And I text Brenda and asked if she knew and she hasn't talked to u in a while either I guess. Anyway just wanted to say hi and give u the news. Hope ur doing good.
Your twin should be airing on tonight lol. You're a star!
Hey!! Hope to see you this Sunday, 7pm, @ the Airliner in LA! 18+ Make sure to message me with names for our Guest list to ensure u get the $5 rate! Thanks! <3 Dev P.S. Make sure you steal our banner and post it
734 STATE STREET Santa Barbara, California 93101 US Cost: $10 Description:We are playing multiple sets all night on the famous State Street in Santa Barbara. Come sit back with a few drinks, and watch video game music all night long.
But yeaaaaaa KEEP ME POSTED!! I think I'm gonna try and make it out to Chicago in Aug for Lollapalooza ::crosses fingers:: So hopefully I will be able to make it out to LA!
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