Joe DeVito, famous comedian
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102 years old
East Rockaway, Long Island, New York
United States
Last Login: 11/28/2009
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| Bio | Comedian Joe DeVito has performed on Comedy Central’s "Live at Gotham" and "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" on CBS, and was one of only 6 comics to represent New York at NBC’s "Last Comic Standing" Season 5 semifinals in Los Angeles. At the 2006 Montreal Just For Laughs Comedy Festival he kicked so much ass the audience requested padded undies. You can see Joe on "The World Stands Up" if you live in a country that is not the USA, and as a talking head on CNN Headline News, FOX News Channel and Animal Planet.
"Yakety yak. Yakety yak yak yak." | | Website | joedevito.com, omnipop.com, comedycentral.com | | Influences | Woody Allen, Richard Lewis, Dave Attell, Ricky Gervais, Benny Hill, Martin Short, Monty Python, Mr. Show, Joan Rivers, Brian Regan, Andy Kindler
| | Members | "Joe DeVito from New York, ruled the room... 9.5 out of 10."
-- Montreal Gazette
"DeVito is one of the NYC scene’s most promising rising stars."
--from "Five Comics We Love," Stage Time Magazine
"... then Joe DeVito came on and I think I might even have a crush on him and his hilarity."
-- Life In New Haven County blog review
"Meanwhile, Joe DeVito explained that he ’never said I wanted to be rich and famous. I just want the power to crush people’s dreams. That’s all I want.’ On any other reality show, that’d make him the villain. On Last Comic Standing, you just want to reach through the tv and pinch his cheek. You go, Joe! Crush away!"
-- www.FansOfRealityTV.com
"In New York, the standouts (at least in my opinion) were Joe DeVito..." -- www.reailty-tv-online.com
"He’s working the nerd thing again, but he’s got fantastic timing and delivery."
-- www.TelevisionWithoutPity.com
"A really special sense of humour, the judges told him he was demented!" --www.AlwaysRealityTV.com
"Joe DeVito seemed to be very funny from his audition, but when I saw him do the live audience thing, I was convinced." -- www.mediavillage.com
"Joe DeVito: Funny."
-- www.buddytv.com
"Joe DeVito was cute."
-- TVGuide.com
"DeVito opened with a set that was as fast paced as it was funny. Extremely disobedient of the term ’politically correct,’ he seems to have an endless pile of inappropriate one-liners in his head... yet deadpans all of this 100% with just the right amount of self-deprecation."
-- Long Island Entertainment News
| | TV Shows | Comedy Central’s "Live at Gotham," NBC’s "Last Comic Standing" Season 5, The World Stands Up, CBS’s The Late Late Show, "Chelsea Lately" on the E! Channel, FOX News "The Red Eye," Animal Planet, and a new show on CNN. I was also a writer for MTV’s "I Bet You Will."
Someday I would like to be on "Law & Order," possibly as a guy at the beginning of the show who argues with his wife and then finds a dead body, or as a parking garage security guard who finds a dead body, or as a dead body.
| | Films | Creative consultant for the Oscar-nominated film "Super Size Me."
 | | Albums | CD coming sometime soon, but I've been saying that for about two years now. In the meantime, go watch ESPN or something.
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Joe DeVito, famous comedian's Interests
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| General | Comedy, heavy metal, tattoos, Gibson guitars, weightlifting, pornography, cats | | Music | Black Sabbath, AC/DC, the Beatles, Crystal Method, The Darkness, Coheed & Cambria, Slayer, Pixies, John Coltrane, Junior Brown, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Husker Du, Descendents, Hellacopters, The Damned, Buckpets, Godflesh, Judas Priest, Melvins, Misfits, Morphine, Motorhead, Portishead, Ramones, Sepultura, Iggy Pop & the Stooges, Cro Mags, Voivod, Saint Vitus, Immortal, Emperor, old-school hardcore, Dethklok. Death to false metal.
| | Movies | Taxi Driver, Airplane, Young Frankenstein, 40 Year Old Virgin, Raging Bull, Jaws, Godfather 1 & 2, The Thing (remake), Blood Feast, Invasion of the Blood Farmers, Shriek of the Mutilated, 2000 Maniacs, Basket Case, Night of the Living Day of the Dawn of the Dead, Evil Dead, 28 Days Later, Shawn of the Dead. | | Television | Simpsons, The Office (BBC), Court TV, SCTV, Mr. Show, The Ultimate Fighter, UFC and most MMA, Comedy Central, Law & Order, Mad TV, Adult Swim, SpongeBob, forensics shows.
"Do you really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane 'observations'?"
--Newman, from SEINFELD Episode No. 136 | | Books | Ham on Rye, Thy Neighbor's Wife, Dinosaur Training, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Complete Prose of Woody Allen, The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People. | | Heroes | Genghis Khan, Charles Bukowski, Tony Iommi, Randy Couture, Vlad the Impaler, Peter North, Brock Samson, Kazushi Sakuraba, the announcer lady from PRIDE Fighting Championships who used to scream all the names |
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Joe DeVito, famous comedian's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 5' 6" / Body builder | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | writer / comedian |
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Joe DeVito
Long Island, New York US
For bookings, call Tom at Omnipop 516-937-6011
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About me:
Hello my friend. My name is Joe DeVito and I am an adorable comedian who performs in New York City most of the time, and at hilarious locations around the USA the rest of the time. I have a cat named Nookie, who's kind of a jerk.
Check out my schedule to see when I'm coming to a comedy club, theatre or hotel lobby near you. Notice I used the spelling "theatre," which means I'm pretty frickin' cool.
If you enjoy wasting time at work, click www.YouTube.com/devitorules to see videos on my YouTube channel.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I would like to hear from comedy fans, creative thinkers, metalheads, and young ladies with hearts so pure they must be hidden behind enormous breasts. Oh, and big butts. I like big butts too. My balls are killing me. Are you still reading this?
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