Joe DeVito, comedian
Stand-Up / Jokes / As Seen on TV
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"I’m awesome"
Male
101 years old
East Rockaway, Long Island, NEW YORK
United States
Last Login:
7/6/2008
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blessed
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Joe DeVito, comedian's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Comedian Joe DeVito has performed on Comedy Central’s "Live at Gotham" and on "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" on CBS. At the 2006 Montreal Just For Laughs Comedy Festival he kicked so much ass the audience requested padded undies, and in 2007, he was one of only 6 comics to represent New York at NBC’s "Last Comic Standing" Season 5 semifinals in Los Angeles. You can see Joe on "The World Stands Up" if you live in a country that is not the USA, and as a talking head on CNN, FOX News Channel and Animal Planet.
"Yakety yak. Yakety yak yak yak." | | Website | joedevito.com, omnipop.com, comedycentral.com | | Influences | Woody Allen, Richard Lewis, Dave Attell, Ricky Gervais, Benny Hill, Martin Short, Monty Python, Mr. Show, Joan Rivers, Brian Regan, Andy Kindler
| | Members | "Joe DeVito from New York, ruled the room... 9.5 out of 10."
-- Montreal Gazette
"DeVito is one of the NYC scene’s most promising rising stars."
--from "Five Comics We Love," Stage Time Magazine
"Meanwhile, Joe DeVito explained that he ’never said I wanted to be rich and famous. I just want the power to crush people’s dreams. That’s all I want.’ On any other reality show, that’d make him the villain. On Last Comic Standing, you just want to reach through the tv and pinch his cheek. You go, Joe! Crush away!"
-- www.FansOfRealityTV.com
"In New York, the standouts (at least in my opinion) were Joe DeVito..." -- www.reailty-tv-online.com
"He’s working the nerd thing again, but he’s got fantastic timing and delivery."
-- www.TelevisionWithoutPity.com
"A really special sense of humour, the judges told him he was demented!" --www.AlwaysRealityTV.com
"Joe DeVito seemed to be very funny from his audition, but when I saw him do the live audience thing, I was convinced." -- www.mediavillage.com
"Joe DeVito: Funny."
-- www.buddytv.com
"Joe DeVito was cute."
-- TVGuide.com
"DeVito opened with a set that was as fast paced as it was funny. Extremely disobedient of the term ’politically correct,’ he seems to have an endless pile of inappropriate one-liners in his head... yet deadpans all of this 100% with just the right amount of self-deprecation."
-- Long Island Entertainment News
| | TV Shows | Comedy Central’s "Live at Gotham," NBC’s "Last Comic Standing" Season 5, The World Stands Up, CBS’s The Late Late Show, "Chelsea Lately" on the E! Channel, FOX News "The Red Eye," Animal Planet, and a new show on CNN. I was also a writer for MTV’s "I Bet You Will."
Someday I would like to be on "Law & Order," possibly as a guy at the beginning of the show who argues with his wife and then finds a dead body, or as a parking garage security guard who finds a dead body, or as a dead body.
| | Films | Creative consultant for the Oscar-nominated film "Super Size Me."
 | | Albums | CD coming sometime soon, but I've been saying that for about two years now. In the meantime, go watch ESPN or something.
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Joe DeVito, comedian's Interests
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| General | Comedy, heavy metal, tattoos, Gibson guitars, weightlifting, pornography, cats | | Music | Black Sabbath, AC/DC, the Beatles, Crystal Method, The Darkness, Coheed & Cambria, Slayer, Pixies, John Coltrane, Junior Brown, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Husker Du, Descendents, Hellacopters, The Damned, Buckpets, Godflesh, Judas Priest, Melvins, Misfits, Morphine, Motorhead, Portishead, Ramones, Sepultura, Iggy Pop & the Stooges, Cro Mags, Voivod, Saint Vitus, Immortal, Emperor, old-school hardcore, Dethklok. Death to false metal.
| | Movies | Taxi Driver, Airplane, Young Frankenstein, 40 Year Old Virgin, Raging Bull, Jaws, Godfather 1 & 2, The Thing (remake), Blood Feast, Invasion of the Blood Farmers, Shriek of the Mutilated, 2000 Maniacs, Basket Case, Night of the Living Day of the Dawn of the Dead, Evil Dead, 28 Days Later, Shawn of the Dead. | | Television | Simpsons, The Office (BBC), Court TV, SCTV, Mr. Show, The Ultimate Fighter, UFC and most MMA, Comedy Central, Law & Order, Mad TV, Adult Swim, SpongeBob, forensics shows. | | Books | Ham on Rye, Thy Neighbor's Wife, Dinosaur Training, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Complete Prose of Woody Allen, The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People. | | Heroes | Genghis Khan, Charles Bukowski, Tony Iommi, Randy Couture, Vlad the Impaler, Peter North, Brock Samson |
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Joe DeVito, comedian's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 5' 6" / Body builder | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | writer / comedian |
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About me:
Hello my friend. My name is Joe DeVito and I am an adorable comedian who performs in New York City most of the time, and at hilarious locations around the USA the rest of the time. I have a cat named Nookie, who's kind of a jerk.
Check out my schedule to see when I'm coming to a comedy club, theatre or hotel lobby near you. Notice I used the spelling "theatre," which means I'm pretty frickin' cool.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I would like to hear from comedy fans, creative thinkers, metalheads, and young ladies with hearts so pure they must be hidden behind enormous breasts. Oh, and big butts. I like big butts too.
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