About me: Hello, Hello. My names Joe and I'm a law-abider
good bloke fairly,
but I get well leery when geezers look at me funny
bounce 'em round like bunnies
I'm likely to cause mischief
good clean grief you must believe and I ain't no thief
Law abiding and all, all legal
I down eight pints and run all over the place
spit in the face of an officer
see if that bothers you cause I never broke a law in my life
someday I'm gonna settle down with a wife...
