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  • Johnny Resin

  • 24 / Male
  • TAFT, represent bitch, California, US
  • Last Login: 12/16/2009

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Interests

  • General

    music, video games, hugs, cuddling, spooning, and sadomasochism, whips, chains, whistles, dildos, and a book...

  • Music

    my bands:

    Resinous Black( myspace.com/resinousblack )
    Hardcore Midget Anal Fisting( myspace.com/hardcoremidgetanalfisting )
    Viaje Acido( myspace.com/viajeacido )
    Acid Trip(myspace.com/acidtrip)
    JazzGasm!( myspace.com/JazzGasmInYourEar )

    I listen to everything from death metal to smooth jazz...some of my favs are Dream Theater, Opeth, Primus, Death, Mastodon, Black Sabbath, Melvins, Bill Bruford Band, Nile, Mike Oldfield, Zimmer's Hole, Probot, Leo Kottke, Monster Magnet, Dark Tranquillity, Porcupine Tree, Cake, Thomas Lang(the drummer)Faith No More, Dimmu Borgir, King Diamond, Type O Negative, George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelics, Morris Day and the Time, Buddy Rich Big Band, Gap Band, Kansas, YES, Triumph, King Crimson, Ministry, Born Naked, Rush, Symphony X, Gypsy Kings, Steve Vai, XTC, Krisiun, Probot, Dying Fetus, DVDA, Frank Zappa, Transatlantic, Devin Townsend, and Strapping Young Lad...

  • Movies

    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dodgeball, Ichi The Killer, Drawing Flies, Devil's Rejects, Land of the Dead, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Four Rooms, High Fedility, Rockstar, This Is Spinal Tap, Cliff 'Em All, A Year in the Life of Metallica, Donny Darko, Metropolis, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Black Sabbath Story Volume 1, Haggard, Akira, Vampire Hunter D, Blood Scroll, Run Ronny Run, Waiting..., Grandma's Boy, Clerks, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, SLC Punk, PORN!!!, any Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, or Steven Chow movie, most Anime or Manga, all of Mike Portnoy's DVDS, or anything with Johnny Depp because he's the man..

  • Television

    Penn & Teller's Bullshit, The Family Business, The Simpsons, Family Guy, My Name is Earl, Monty Python, Southpark, Metalocalypse, most of Adult Swim, Invader Zim, Rocko's Modern Life, Angry Beavers, stand up comedy, some other stuff.....

  • Books

    anything by Roald Dahl, JTHM, Squee, i don't really read much...

  • Heroes

    The pornstar that always says "DROPPIN' LOADS!" when he cums...

Details

  • Status: Divorced
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Taft, CA, represent bitch!!!
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 0' 11" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Buddhist
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Occupation: ~b>Porn Star/Struggling Musician/Baby Sacrificer
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

  • Taft College

    • Taft,California
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: None
    • Major: Computers
    • Minor: Art
    2003 to 2004

  • Taft Union High

    • Taft, CALIFORNIA
    • Graduated: 2003
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: not paying attention
    1999 to 2003

Companies

  • i work for the government...

    • top secret, wouldn't you like to know? US
    • IT'S A SECRET!!!

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Status and Mood

  • Johnny Resin looking for two bassists and a keyboardist for a new project...holla!
    Mood: aroused aroused
    Posted at 8:24 PM Dec 8
  • Johnny Resin accidentally headbutted a mailbox at work this morning...
    Mood: obsequious obsequious
    Posted at 9:32 PM Nov 30
  • Johnny Resin but seriously, who wants to start a band?
    Mood: inquisitive inquisitive
    Posted at 9:32 PM Nov 28
  • Johnny Resin balls...
    Mood: recumbent recumbent
    Posted at 1:21 AM Nov 20

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About me:

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music is my life...
i like my women curvy, not pointy, so eat a sammich!
"internet shorthand" and "text talk" annoys me to no end...
even though i'm fairly mellow, i'm also a really angry person...especially when i don't get to play my drums!
send me nakeds and i'll love you for like a week...

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