as an eleven year old I needed a way to vent all the frustrations of my life (little did I know about life post-puberty)
and what better way to do that then to eliminate all foes via 007 Goldeneye.
and I'm not talking your typical creep around patiently, ration ammo, and use all sorts of 64 bit stealth movements.
I'm talking cheat codes! dual rocket launchers, paintball mode, tiny bond mode, infinite ammo, invincibility, invisibility, and SLOW MOTION!
Thats right. I would watch the bad guys awkwardly slide away from the blasts I bestowed upon them in SLOW MOTION!
But even this wasn't enough.
I needed a soundtrack to this brutal operation
To put the cherry on top
to put the icing on the cake.
I would mute my television and place the perfect match into my stereo's cd tray which ran out of two wopping speakers that made crisp clear tones that MORE than a mother could love.
That perfect match was John Reuben's first album "are we there yet?"
The first track "Divine inspiration" would guide me through the start menu as I applied the cheats and began my campaign to be the most ruthless James Bond that my household had ever seen.
and then...perfect timing. Track two "Do Not" would begin as I stepped into the virtual world where I was king and no one could tell me what I could and could not do with two rocket launchers.
This is my testimonial of how John Reuben did indeed change my life.
Thanks for the memories
-Jesse Cale
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