Jon
"GREY is a dystopian novel of the future"

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    Jon's Interests
GeneralReading. Writing. Humor. Folding Laundry.
MusicI listen to everything from Bach to Electronica, but with several glaring omissions along the way.
MoviesWhen I was nineteen, I wanted to be Francis Ford Coppola. Now maybe I'm glad I'm not.
TelevisionThe Office. American Idol. House. Alton Brown's Good Eats.
BooksAuthors: Kobo Abe, Philip K Dick, Vladimir Nabokov, William Gibson, Annie Dillard, Ferdinand Celine, Franz Kafka, Paul Auster, Jonathan Lethem, Haruki Murakami, and many others.
HeroesMy mom, dad, and wife.

     Jon's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:Novelist

   Jon's Schools
University Of Pittsburgh-Main Campus
Pittsburgh, PA
Graduated: 1986
Student status: Alumni
 

1982 to 1986

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About me:

Hi. I'm Jon Armstrong author of Grey a novel about the future published by NightShade Books.

Grey has been nominated for the Philip K. Dick Award!

I am giving away Grey as a podcast one chapter a time. Get them for FREE now.

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What are they saying about Grey?

"Grey is a legendary book waiting to happen. It's a mad, stylish, trippy, endlessly inventive romp through the biohazardous wastes of post-genre literature. Jon Armstrong is a genius, with an umlaut, to the fifth power." Michael Chabon

"Armstrong's vision of the future isn't far removed from our obsession with "American Idol," "America's Next Top Model" and the romantic and rehabilitative antics of Britney, Lindsay and Paris. There are touches of early Kurt Vonnegut and Anthony Burgess in this novel, but "Grey" follows its own well-conceived satirical strategy." San Francisco Chronicle

"Equal parts ill-fated love story á la Romeo and Juliet, poignant coming-of-age tale, and disturbingly provocative glimpse into humanity's future, Armstrong's debut is simply unforgettable -- nothing short of a science fiction masterwork. A Clockwork Orange for the 21st century." Barnes and Noble Spotlight Feature

"A Romeo-and-Juliet tale of star-crossed lovers and their conflicted families plays out against a futuristic backdrop shaped by outrageous fashion trends..." Publishers Weekly

"A dazzling trip through a world alternately glamorous and grimy, set in a crumbling but media-saturated future, with eyeball-kicks galore." Locus Magazine

"This book is funny, gross, witty, crass, weird, beautiful, bizarre, and bloody: ergo--cool!" Yet Another Book Review Site

"I couldn't put the book down. This book will hook you early and drag you straight through to the end. Definitely a fun read." Douglas Lain, author of Last Week's Apocalypse

"A Clockwork Orange meets American Psycho meets Tank Girl." Book Stud

"...like a postcyberpunk Bret Easton Ellis." Chris Nakashim-Brown

"Celebrity worship, reality television, high fashion and corporate sociopathy all take a hit. I love a good tear-down of pop culture." BlurredEdge

"If you enjoy or, better yet, prefer a more literary than commercial read and you can appreciate a satirical stab at not only the fashionable elite of entertainment but a subtle yet obvious social comment on the general public and its destructive nature, then give Grey a read; it will not disappoint you." Book Opinions

"This is both an instant classic of post-genre literature, & an outrageous parody of it. It's Shakespeare on acid with tones of Burgess' A Clockwork Orange, spiced with tones of Gibson, Sterling, Neal Stephenson, and a crazed graphic artist who creates all the artwork with words alone, & quite an original work."
Amazon Reviewer

What is the story?

For Michael Rivers, life is perfect. Michael has everything: he is tall, handsome, and famous, worshipped by billions of fans around the globe. He is wealthy beyond measure, the heir apparent to RiverGroup, one of the handful of high-tech corporations that controls the world. He is fashionable, setting trends with his wardrobe of immaculate designer suits, each a unique and celebrated work of art. And Michael is in love--a perfect love, sharing a private language based entirely on quotes from the latest fashion magazine advertisement--with Nora, his beautiful, witty, and equally perfect fiancée, the only woman with whom he can see surgically altered monochromatic eye to eye.

When an assassin's bullets pierce Michael's body before the unblinking eyes of cameras, reporters, and viewers at a press junket, everything changes, forcing Michael to question his previously perfect world. Illusions shattered and forcibly separated from Nora, Michael seeks to uncover the reasons behind the attempted assassination, embarking on a quest that lead him to question his relationship with his loud, profane, and narcissistically Ultra father; his estranged mother; and the perilous, contaminated, neo-feudalistic world that lies beyond the safe and protected bubble of corporate family life.

Michael must delve deep into his past, finding that all paths seem to lead to the now-closed PartyHaus, and to a time when he was the golden boy, dancing furiously to the beat of the notorious all-night Rage parties thrown by his father. High fashion, corporate malfeasance, celebrity culture, and a media obsessed with the Next Big Thing collide with exuberant violence and volatile intensity in Grey, the explosive debut novel by Jon Armstrong.

How does it begin?

Chapter 1

Nora and I finished our fried whale and plum sandwiches, our cream coffees, and the cocoa and coca pastries, and sat in a comfortable silence as landscapes of buildings and millions of well-wishers whirred past the windows at six hundred kilometers per hour. Halfway on our train-date, after the conductor blew the massive, buzzing horn, and the waitresses in their black-and-yellow-striped honeybee uniforms, complete with dangerously sharp-looking stingers, cleared the dishes, Nora closed her right eye and gazed at me with her left; I, in turn, did the same, and it was like we were the perfect couple.

This was our fourth and last date before our marriage, and while the whole thing had been arranged between our parents to complete the merger of our families' companies, I could not have imagined or wished for someone as wonderful as she. Standing just an inch below my six foot three, with shiny black hair, a light walnut complexion, and obsidian eyes, her features were wide and open like an innocent doll, but she was also intelligent and witty. Most impressive of all was that she, like myself, loved the fashion magazine Pure H. We quoted from it, dressed and struck poses like the models, and felt that we were just like the beautiful and tragic people of our dreams. m o r e . .

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Jon





Nov 17 2008 10:51 PM

Gobble, Gobble....have a GREAT THANKGIVING and hug a Native American that day! Keep Smilin', Jon
MindFlesh





Oct 30 2008 3:55 AM

Happy Halloween!
Matthew Peterson





Jul 4 2008 7:16 AM

Happy 4th of July! Hope it's a great one.
Michael Laimo - Horror Author





Apr 13 2008 1:47 PM

Hi--just wanted to stop by, say hello, and let you know that my new novel, FIRES RISING, is NOW VAILABLE. Hope you'll look out for it!


PREPARE FOR HELL ON EARTH

FIRES RISING – IN STORES MARCH 2008
Fantasy Book Critic





Mar 28 2008 4:12 PM

Thanks for finding me and for the request! It was a pleasure meeting you as well and you're welcome for the mention. In fact, I just posted something yesterday about the free Grey download from Night Shade :) Also, just wanted to say congratulations on the John W. Campbell nomination and good luck!!!
Matthew Peterson





Feb 14 2008 8:07 AM

Wishing you a splendid Valentines day!
Bradley Sands, Bizarro Author





Jan 22 2008 12:48 PM

Thanks for the friending, Jon.
Ninja & LAB magazines





Jan 19 2008 8:24 PM

thank you for finding me, Jon :-)
Big wave from Paris
Take care
Shaun Jeffrey





Jan 18 2008 10:04 PM

Hi, Jon, and thanks for adding me to your virtual menagerie:-)
Necros





Jan 18 2008 12:17 AM

Congratulations and good luck on the Phillip K. Dick award.
Chris Howard - Author





Jan 17 2008 9:58 PM

Thanks for the add, Jon! I just ordered Grey from Amazon. Sounds wonderful--and nom'd for the PKD! Wow!
Jessica





Jan 17 2008 2:17 PM

Hi, thanks for the add!
SciFiDiver





Jan 14 2008 4:30 PM

Jon, congratulations on your debut novel and its nomination; and thanks for finding me on MySpace. Best of success in 2008.
--R.J.
For Mystery/adventure with a SciFi twist, visit
**www.SeedsOfCivilization.com**
Robo





Jan 13 2008 5:46 AM

Congrats regarding your Philip K. Dick Award nomination.
Mark Kinney





Jan 12 2008 4:40 AM

Just heard about the PKD nomination, congratulations! I loved the podiobook, and will be looking for the hardcopy locally.
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Jan 12 2008 2:12 AM

I just wanted to drop by and welcome you to my insane world...wish I had time to write you more but I must DO my cleaning lady before she leaves for the afternoon! Keep in touch and have a great weekend!
Rainbow Blight





Jan 11 2008 7:43 PM

Your book sounds great and the cover looks awesome! Good work!

Rock on,
Rainbow Blight
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Dec 10 2007 11:22 PM

Check out our winter clearance sale!

http://www.arsenicfashions.com/sale.html
Michael Laimo - Horror Author





Dec 6 2007 1:58 PM

Thanks for being my friend in space! Hope you’ll check out one of my horror novels sometime soon.

Yours in fear,

Michael Laimo


PREPARE FOR HELL ON EARTH

FIRES RISING – IN STORES MARCH 2008
Mark Kinney





Nov 29 2007 6:12 AM

Thanks for the add! I'm looking into your material now.
Matthew Peterson





Nov 28 2007 4:49 PM

Thanks for the friend invite. You book looks very intriguing. Always nice to meet other authors. Keep an eye out for my upcoming novel, Paraworld Zero. www.ParaWorlds.com

Have a nice day!
Debbie Ramsey, Author





Nov 27 2007 12:01 PM

Hope you're having a lovely Tuesday.

Hows the writing coming along?
deb

www.debbieramsey.com
DayDreamer Books LLC
Robo





Nov 20 2007 2:51 AM

Loved Grey and can't for for your next podcast.
Scott M. Sandridge





Nov 18 2007 8:40 PM

Thanks for the add!
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Nov 14 2007 3:31 AM

Thanks for the add.
Debbie Ramsey, Author





Nov 13 2007 3:31 PM

WOW - sounds like MY kind of book!

Nice to meet you and thanks for the request.

deb
www.debbieramsey.com
DayDreamer Books LLC
Anny





Nov 1 2007 12:39 AM

sometimes i cannot believe the pics people put on their myspaces

http://profile.myspace.com.fuseaction.id.Dx78x00iJe5.978bg33.cn
Simon Haynes





Sep 29 2007 12:33 AM

Thanks for the invite, and you have a nice collection of reviews for your book!

Cheers
Simon Haynes

Author of the Hal Spacejock series
PodcastJunky





Sep 14 2007 5:19 AM

Just listened #1, I'm hooked.
Pink Raygun





Sep 12 2007 6:06 AM

Thanks for the add! Looking forward to reading your book.



Lance





Sep 12 2007 6:00 AM

Thanks much for the add. :-) Looking forward to checking your material out!
cat the podcaster





Sep 11 2007 10:04 PM

hey. nightshade books. good job. can't wait to listen.

thanks for the add.....

kisses and claws,
cat
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