Top signs you're a drunken bastard: You frequently urinate outdoors. You first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half hour later you're afraid you won't. You fall asleep taken a dump. You believe that spilling a beer is Alcohol abuse. You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you. Find its easier to study drunk You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center Beer ads make sense. You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet, and you are so dry that it sounds mighty thrist quenching. You wake the next moring and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room. The space on your drivers license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot". You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer. You need to take witnesses with you to confession because you can't exactly remember what you did and the priest wouldn't believe you anyway. You mix your coctails by the liter. You grow a beard because it stops beer thats running down your chin. You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic zen like piss. You wake up in the gutter, spit our several broken teeth, haul yourself to your feet, brush yourself off, and think "Shit, this is no way for a Bishop to behave..." You explain to your bank manager that you speant your overdraft "mainly on beer and women; the rest I just wasted". When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5. You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect. You wake up the night after a party to put your clothes on and there aren't any. You find yourself saying "Honesly occifer I only hads tree bears tonight!" while snickering at his funny hat.
Hey guys, just wanted to drop in and say hi. Sorry we haven't been able to stop in and see a show lately but the pregnancy thing is making it kinda rough. lol. anyway hope to see all of you sometime in the near future! catch ya's later
Go pens - We redid my whole site to support the pens - We wanna come
home with the cup - were in canada right now soon to be back home -
wish us luck by eithor slappin our go pens banner on your site or add
our first track - once we are home and the cups back in the burgh feel
free to remove it - Feel free to leave it tho if ya like :)
its been forever! but i'll be home this weekend so i'm gonna try my best to make it out to see you guys at mel's!!! can't promise but i'm hoping!!! ROCK ON!
Hey!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the add~!~!~!~!~! We just updated our calendar with your May shows. Keep in touch- let us know when you have new gigs- we will keep posting them to our website. Check it out!!!! www.PA-AreaMusic.US Rockin' 2009 - one gig at a time! C & K
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