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Kail
Rock / Comedy

Clash EX - Coming Soon!!!



Rutherford, New Jersey
United States

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Last Login:  11/26/2009
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Member Since6/6/2007
Band Websitemuscletower.com
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King of the Monsters
Disc 1:
01 - Feature Presentation
02 - Tails is Hot
03 - Never Gonna Give You Up (Feat. The Bearded Man)
04 - Back to the Future (Prank Call)
05 - Draculo
06 - We Got Snakes
07 - Hairless (Prank Call)
08 - E.G.G.M.A.N.
09 - Tool Time (Prank Call)
10 - Umberella

Disc 2:
01 - Intro
02 - Draculo
03 - Salty Serenade
04 - Chimney (skit)
05 - Tails is Hot
06 - Lunch Money Blues
07 - Geno's Maze
08 - Sister (skit)
09 - Love in Chains
10 - Draculo (Reprise)
11 - Fuck That Shit




Kail Legends
01 - Salty Serenade
02 - Goatse Girl
03 - Girl Problems (Skit)
04 - Godzillo
05 - Byootiful Gurlz
06 - All I Need
07 - Ballway to Heaven
08 - We Got Snakes
09 - I'm So Famous
10 - Hooray for Santa Claus
11 - Fastest Thing Alive
12 - Ballway to Heaven (Reprise)

Record LabelBalladeer Records
Type of LabelIndie


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   About Kail
Kail is a humor-rocker from Rutherford, NJ who started making his trademark "humor songs" in May 2005. Back then all he had was a computer mic and a pocketful of bad jokes, now he's back with a whole slew of better jokes! After a brief retirement, Kail has recently returned to the scene with a new upcomming album - Clash EX. Kail's highly anticipated new album is going to be a mixture of old and new, featuring classic Kail "funny lyrics over video game music recorded by a rock band" style mixed with new rock style songs with themes such as parties, gurlz, getting laid, spring break, energy drinks, and the concept of keepin' it real.



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Aug 24 2009 7:23 AM

Seriously? How long you  been thinking about it? What part of AZ?
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Aug 23 2009 11:42 PM

How's it been?
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Aug 20 2009 10:13 PM

KAIL ROCKS!
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Aug 19 2009 10:38 PM

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Aug 15 2009 1:15 AM

cant afford it right now lol, plus i have my own band 2 worry about lol
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Aug 13 2009 8:56 PM

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Aug 3 2009 10:40 PM

haha those prank phone calls were great. next time you should call autozone and ask if they have a neon light for your flux capaciter. that would be funny shit
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Jul 14 2009 4:15 AM

Go Go super Kail!:D
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Jul 13 2009 10:44 PM

aayy bay bay lol i cant wait to see you chris. the 20th!!!!! Dont forget about me babe! oh about that song, what song are you wanting me to sing with you? if you have the lyrics send them to me so i can rehearse them, so that way we kick ass when we go to practice and record!! ttyl


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Jul 6 2009 6:27 AM

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Jun 19 2009 9:16 PM

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Jun 5 2009 4:10 AM

Awsome! That R.I.P shit on your profile was damn depressing. I'm still waiting on hearing Sophisticated Woman, if you could sing it without laughing is another matter, lol. Stay cool Kails!
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Jun 4 2009 2:43 PM

Woot! is all i have to say. :P
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Jun 4 2009 4:26 AM

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Jun 4 2009 4:52 AM

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