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Jan Ullrich

		I am the Kaiser. I crush the souls of the weak. Male 36 years old Berlin Germany Last Login: 11/27/2008

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Jan Ullrich's Interests

General	I like to ride the bike. I enjoy crushing the weak. I enjoy driving my enemies before me and hearing the lamentations of their women. I enjoy triumph. I also like puppies. To eat.
Music	Wagner. Rammstein. German Marching Songs.
Movies	The Empire Strikes Back.
Television	I enjoy watching myself ride the bicycle on TV, crushing the souls of the weak. I do not enjoy watching the OLN on the TV, where the announcers swing from Lance Armstrong's testicles as if they were a trapeze.
Books	What is this, books? I do not read the book, I am too busy grinding the hearts of the weak people to powder with the mortar and pestle that are my massive thighs.
Heroes	Darth Vader. Eddie Merkcx. Julius Caesar. Conan the Barbarian. Martha Stewart. Jan Ullrich.
Groups:	Road Cycling, Tour de France - Giro d Italia - Vuelta a Espana, Cyclists of MySpace, bike geek mafia, I watch Cycling.tv, Cars Kill, !! Bicycling !!, Skinny Kids With Funny Tan Lines View All Jan Ullrich's Groups

Jan Ullrich's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Rostock, Germany
Body type:	6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:	Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Occupation:	Professional Cyclist.
Income:	$250,000 and Higher

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Jan Ullrich's Blurbs

About me:
Lazarus? Empire Strikes Back? Jan?

Who I'd like to meet:
The fucking doubters. Although the Jan is not having that much time.

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daniel	Jun 15 2009 1:55 PM UGH! It's just that he picks the damnedest (I know it's not a word) times to take a nap. I am STARVING and I didn't plan on cooking because my dad gave us a gift certificate to go to Ruby Tuesday and we had plans to go. I tried to wake him up over an hour ago and he's still laying there. I'm moving on from annoyed to pissed off! anywayz, it went good. We got stuff for our wii. How was yours? know what sucks? that IM supposed to be the one that knows about "web-stuff" and your profile is better than mine? Maybe I should just let you take care of mine like mom does Dan's...ohh, that reminds me, speaking of mom; i finally got her to start taking those surveys online like i'm doing, cuz i know the extra money sure comes in handy. you should really try em. i mean, if i got mom to try it, psh, i can get anybody to, heh..i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is: www.surveyblings.com ... anyhow, I know we are both kinda like "wo ah" right now. But I just wanted to take a second to remind you that you are Amazing!
daniel	Jun 11 2009 7:01 PM you have to watch the entire series!! SO FUNNY!!! I swear, my whole Saturday went by before I knew it, just watching one show after the other. I'm such a loser, I know, lol. Anyways, got any plans for next weekend? ... cuz i doooooooo! oooh, I think the pizza's here, I'm so freakin hungry right now, but it's all good. and that survey thing i was doing - THAT YOU WAS MAKING FUN OF ME FOR DOING!! - i just got paid! $76 for my first check, and since i got paid, I'm gonna do more of em, but I'm already at $184, so I'm loving it. They're so seriously stupid tho - the one I got last night was about my hair and stuff - like what kind of shampoo do I use, do I normally use conditioner ... for real, so easy. you should do it, i'm tellin yah. i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is: www.blingforwork.com l8r
daniel	Jun 10 2009 4:00 AM hey u! how ya been? hope things are going good. I havent been able to make it over to the hotel to stop in for a minute... clints been working in town again so im back on dinner duty. lol we are trying to get a mailing list made for my mom to send the invitations out so that's yay. its going to be june 6th at 11a we're going to have some food a bit before. kind of a celebration thang, ya know? quitting mah job with that lameass of a boss jaime. gah, i aint gonna miss her at all! i still cant believe that that survey thing that britt showed me is actually working - n dat we're gettin paid; im so luvin it too. givin mah opinion on stuff i do - pshhh ... so easy. i wonder if we'll ever hit da cash that that website said we would. i dunno, but with my last check being $126, i dont even care. i only pulled in like 200 a week and my crapass job anyway, so this is perfect. you should do it, i'm tellin yah. i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is: www.< b>..surveyblings.com get back to me!!
daniel	Jun 2 2009 11:47 AM exactly. im going to see how much money i get for my b-day... which probably won't be much lol. and then i'll see where to go from there. hehhehe im excite! ethan's excited cuz we'll have the same phone. we're such dorks, i know; anyways, yeah i know exactly what u mean i need one too but yeah its the only way to move forward and hey if its true love let it go and if it comes back then ull know for sure!!! and OH I am so jealous that you got to go to Savannah! maybe i'll get to go soon too! i've been saving up my money that i've been getting from taking those survey things online. i'm up to $243 (heh, weird number, i know) so far, so i figure once i hit like a thousand, i'm goin on a va-ca, baby! do em, too! they're like soooo easy. i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is: www.blingforwork.com hit me up!!
Chaos Cycling Club	Jan 2 2009 7:36 PM Happy New Year! Let’s Go To Chaos Cycling Club! ..
mr.newtrøn	Dec 10 2008 5:46 PM
Li’l Zé	Dec 2 2008 1:10 PM Hey Amigo Happy Birthday Hope you have an excellent day!!! :)
Commander Submistress	Dec 2 2008 4:17 AM with luv from Submistress
Alex	Nov 27 2008 9:22 PM hey dude whats been going on?
TWIN SIX	Oct 2 2008 3:16 AM $15 t-shirts, $45 jerseys, and a whole lot of other stuff for cheap. Oct 2 - Oct 5.
Chris H	Jul 9 2008 4:35 PM Missing you, Kaiser.
∅.∅.∅.∅	Jun 15 2008 7:19 PM MAKE IT SO
Tyler	Jun 15 2008 5:33 PM Holy Cow the mighty Retired Jan is online? I thought you would be online more often, you know... because you're retired and all.
Cody	Jun 9 2008 1:52 AM Can you beat my score on the "Movie Poster Quiz-Animation3" quiz? I got 72%. Can you do any better? ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Movies application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
daniel	Jun 4 2008 5:11 AM Lol! Ok hes gonna add you,..and Im off the weekend of ur party so we are coming for sure! yay! And Ill let you know after Saturday what I work next week! i been doing good with those paid survey things i found online. its doing alright, about an extra 300 a week, and not too much work. just answering questions and stuff online. anyways, you should try it, it seriously so easy: www. workfor300. com F47244401
daniel	May 24 2008 12:45 AM He e-mailed me back today & said he got it and opened it... guess he was just slackin on the response lol. Sounds like a fun summer... put in a good word with your cousin for me too ;) ya never know haha state is the plan as of right now... kinda wanna stay in the area but we'll see what happens. anyway, remember that new work i started doing online, those paid surveys? it's been doing awesome! i'm banking close to 400 a week now, just filling out questionnaires and surveys and stuff online, so friggin easy. anyway, check it out, you'll like it: www. blingsurvey. com anyways, hit me up, lets do something this weekend! W87665822
Mike	May 14 2008 5:49 PM Hey Jan Ullrich! I just hired you!. Click here to start your new job. Link: http://sunshine. zynga. com/friendfactory. php?s=cc2 ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Friend Factory... Where you are the boss! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
ELISEO	Mar 26 2008 3:14 AM Are you like me? Take my "Are you a true friend?" Quiz to find out!
Ryan	Mar 25 2008 2:37 PM Hey Jan, You are a big Poughe Wah
malan	Mar 17 2008 7:33 AM aye how are things goin? your page is looking awesome! but anyways, i just found some awesome new tones from www.tonetomyphone.info for FREE! they have the newest selection!
fgh	Mar 14 2008 1:22 AM morning
DJ Sunshine	Feb 27 2008 5:31 AM youve been gone and retired from professional cycling for a year oh dark lord... and let me tell you, it has been sad
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dave	Feb 18 2008 9:01 PM hey this awesome new site is giving away 1,000 ringers as a promo, snag yours before its over... SlickestRings.com
i@n	Feb 13 2008 5:20 AM rip mike :*( http://profile.myspace.com.index.cfm.fuseaction.user.viewprofile.friendid.11872889.cn

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