karl
""even fruit bats feel fear, and i salute them for it" -- Hunter S Thompson"

Male
33 years old
GUNTERSVILLE, ALABAMA
United States



Last Login: 7/7/2008
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    karl's Interests
Generaleverything interests me. everything
MusicI'm a little behind the curve musically. Iron Maiden and Monster Magnet. DANZIG. Leonard Cohen, Nick Cave, Johnny Cash. Lollipop Lust Kill, Rob Zombie, Nashville Pussy, Alice Cooper, Terry Reid, Richard Cheese, The White Stripes, Townes Van Zandt, The Cramps, Bob Dylan and Wall of Voodoo.
MoviesI WATCH EVERYTHING... a few all time faves... Taxi Driver, Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia, Fight Club, Evil Dead (Bruce Campbell is second only to me in groovitude) Road Warrior, JFK, anything Quentin Tarantino, Donnie Darko (sigh, of course) Usual Suspects, Blade Runner, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Wild Bunch, shit... the list goes on...
Televisionadult swim... Heroes, Burn Notice. uhm... i watch plenty of tv... I just can't think of anything off the top of my head.
BooksI try to read everything I get my hands on. A few quick favorites. Nelson Algren, Clive Barker, Elmore Leonard, Andrew Vachss, Jim Thompson, Hunter S Thompson, Nick Hornby, Neil Gaiman, Arthur Nersesian, Jonathan Ames, Donald Westlake/Richard Stark, Tristan Egolf, John Kennedy Toole, Irvine Welsh, John Irving, Chuck Palahniuk, Cormac McCarthy, Larry McMurtry, Charles Bukowski, James Ellroy, Avram Davidson, Michael Chabon, Henry Miller, Russell Banks, and Stephen King. I highly recommend each author here and if there's someone here who's books, you haven't read, do yourself a fave and hit the library.
Heroesevery person who's ever had to endure the misery of a shitass job to put bread on the table, living paycheck to paycheck, hoping his or her children will have a better life... and Charlie Manson.
Groups: North East Alabama LocalsJack MichelineThe New SensualistsThe Bill ShowHorror Writers GroupBrowncoats of AlabamaThe Midnight SocietyThe Fourth Estate

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     karl's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago
Body type:6' 2" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college



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   karl's Blurbs
About me:
Ok... still Karl Koweski. Still the main man of superior grooviness. Still the exiled King of Poland. I've written all manner of things. A google search should locate you a few pieces. My latest poetry chapbook "Diminishing Returns" is available at www.sunnyoutside.com Buy it and I will be eternally grateful. I also co-edit www.zygoteinmycoffee.com with Brian Fugett. I have no problem with major league ball players using HGH and steroids. I myself use Clonzipam and Xanax to get through the baseball season. Cause, after all, I am and always shall be a Cubs fan. Fukudome!!!
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Frank





Jul 1 2008 3:09 PM

Karl! Put some pants on you fucker and stop watching 60's porn! I hear you'll be in Cleveland! So will I! We will need to get there together by car ,plane or bus!
Zygote In My City: A Tainted Cleveland Reading





Jul 2 2008 8:44 AM

We look forward to hearing you read at the event in November.
matt





Jul 2 2008 10:14 AM

haha
what a sweet thing for you to say :P
damn
it's been forever
how've ya been?
Melissa Hansen





Jun 28 2008 2:30 PM

oh, and I just hung out with my friend Gorski yesterday...
Melissa Hansen





Jun 28 2008 2:25 PM

Lebowski, Koweski...I seem some sort of pattern emerging..."for reals though"...excited!
Melissa Hansen





Jun 28 2008 2:01 PM

I want my Kasual Kruelty!!!
GiN





Jun 26 2008 2:23 PM

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Playing poker, drinking Whiskey. Wish you were here.

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Aleathia





Jun 15 2008 12:07 PM

Happy Father's Day!
matt





Jun 5 2008 12:01 PM

Karl
how ya been man?
it's been a while
hope everything is great with you and the family
hit me back when you get a chance
Dharmapunk





Jun 5 2008 12:34 AM

Check it out yo!! cause you just might be intellectually stimulated or easily amused.



Who gives a fuck really, just check it out!

http://theorecticallyspeaking. blogspot. com/
Fuck Babies





Jun 3 2008 8:20 PM

I can't figure out how to send you a message. I have a question for you.
How would you go about getting a book published?
Aleathia





May 27 2008 6:17 AM

Hello friend! How are you these days? Busy, busy over here. Have that reading in a week...getting a little nervous. Hope you are well.

Alea
»-(¯'v'¯)ALMIRA»-(¯'v'¯)-»





May 25 2008 5:59 AM

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GREAT MEMORIAL DAY COMMENTS


CLICK HERE
Melissa Hansen





May 23 2008 10:43 AM

Fantasy Baseball...that's all.
A.J. Kaufmann





May 23 2008 2:00 AM

the not-yet exiled Prince of Greater Poland thanks you for the invitation!

wiele dobrego!

Kaufmann
sunnyoutside





May 22 2008 7:04 PM

So does the Covert Press bulletin mean you have a new chap coming out? Congrats, if so.
Melissa Hansen





May 19 2008 10:47 AM

excellent at brain box...
La Tosh





May 18 2008 6:36 PM

Wishing you a wonderful week filled with lots of love, fun, productivity and chocolate.

Love,

The Southern fried One
c. allen rearick (cleveland poet)





May 16 2008 12:27 PM

karl. i was desperately hopin' you'd send me a lock of your luscious mullet in the mail for my birthday. what a total buzz kill nothin' showed.
La Tosh





May 15 2008 9:05 AM

Thanks for the blog comment. How goes it? I am having the day from hell.
Melissa Hansen





May 14 2008 2:53 PM

"...dead babies can't take things off the shelves, dead babies can take care of themselves..." rockin' Cooper...I saw him last tour with Dio and Sabbath, he was pristine- you could hear every word pure.
c. allen rearick (cleveland poet)





May 9 2008 7:24 PM

the pain is sickening.
oh the horror, the horror!
Fuck Babies





May 8 2008 6:36 AM

Shweet! Nice to meet you too karl.
And I think your the only person to make the Otis connection on my ankle :)
colleen





May 5 2008 7:26 PM


Glitter Graphics & Comments
Melissa Hansen





May 5 2008 10:47 AM

I was really looking forward to another Cuntly and BJ adventure along side my coffee and morning off. Now I'm crying, but still super dig organic tomatoes.
Dharmapunk





May 2 2008 10:29 AM

Thanks for the add!
Be sure to check out my Story on StoryMash. com
Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!


And the law of attraction Article on ehow!

Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!
La Tosh





May 1 2008 5:14 AM

Word.
Aleathia





Apr 29 2008 7:18 PM

hi. this is me visiting your page. yeah, see, i come here.

and....are you growing a mullet??

interesting.
Melissa Hansen





Apr 29 2008 7:14 PM

taken from The Fantasy Sports Trade Association re "How to play Fantasy Baseball:

"The beauty of fantasy baseball is that there really isn't any set guideline you MUST follow. It's your fantasy league, so fantasize any way you want. The main thing is to enjoy baseball and enjoy fantasy baseball. That's it. OK, let's take it step by step and get you started.
"
Optimus Nerd





Apr 29 2008 8:08 AM

Thanks for the b-day wishes! Hope you are well...
Melissa Hansen





Apr 26 2008 3:47 PM

what happened to the industrial revolution?
Carissa





Apr 25 2008 5:46 PM

Hey...I was in Powell's (the City of Books) and saw your book there!

The world is so tiny...
Sally MacLennane





Apr 25 2008 12:19 PM

A Cubs fan, eh? you poor dear...your time will come! If the Sox can go from the bastard underdog to 2 time champs (and counting!), then the Cubs can come out of their funk...Just tell management to quit signing dudes who spend more time on the DL then playing!
Sally MacLennane





Apr 25 2008 8:18 AM

hahahaha LOVE that film! It's my new favorite, methinks! "I hate people...I want to see them fail!"
La Tosh





Apr 23 2008 11:21 AM

I'm good just in need of a Karl fix.
Much obliged for the hit:)
La Tosh





Apr 22 2008 9:47 PM

Karl how the fuck are you?