Kastertroy is one crazy rapper!! His rhymes are like a big stick of cherry lubricated dynamite in your girlfriends mouth... Loud and absolutely delicious!
But let's take it back to where it all started... Back in the day it was tough for poor Kaster, being the only white kid in an all white school. The kids would tease him and verbally abuse him with whack rhymes. They would spit things at him like... "Kastertroy looks like a girl, every time I see him it makes me wanna hurl". That's a whack rhyme to spit at a kid. Not only does it suck but it really hurts a dudes feelings. That sort of abuse would happen throughout the day, month after month, year after year, until one day Kaster had enough. After watching BET an entire weekend and being silent for years he opened his mouth and spit out the nastiest rap anyone had ever heard... "All you fake cracka's wanna be like me, Ima let down my hair light up a cigarette and pull out my uzi, if any you bitches have a problem with that, I'll slap your girlfriend in the mouth with my 8 inch baseball bat". The entire bully squad fell to their knees sobbing. They'd never heard such a dope, bullet piercing rhyme before. At least 3 kids were hospitalized and dozens went unconscious. Ever since that day Kaster knew what he had to do... Bang other dudes girlfriends and RAP!!!!
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Dude, Next good card in Vegas and me and you will have to battle. I think I'm going to have to pass the torch on to you man. I was one of the few white kids at a black school, but the real problem when I moved away....was the other white kids. They didn't understand my love of STDs and beating women.
Just kiddin man, I'm trippin, but the video is crazy. The fact you have .45s and Malibu, makes you more dangerous. Nick Cannon better hold onto Mariah a little tighter now that Kaster is around.
believe it or not i have a strip gig this weekend some ladies from england want a male stripper,so a friend of mine hooked me up...tips tips tips.gonna get so watsed:)
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