Remember, once a clone finds out it’s a clone, it’s only mission will be to kill you. But still, vote yes on cloning.
Website
kathleenmadigan.com
Members
TV Shows
LEWIS BLACK’S "THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL"--IS BACK! SO TUNE INTO COMEDY CENTRAL!
CATCH ME ON CNN HEADLINE NEWS "NOT JUST ANOTHER NEWS SHOW." AIRING AND RERUNNING A LOT!
I’VE TAPED A LOT FOR SOAPNET’S NEW CLIP SHOWS SO IF YOU’RE BORED AND CHANNEL SURFING YOU CAN SEE MY EXTRA LARGE HEAD ON THAT CHANNEL TOO.
APPEARED ON:
THE TONIGHT SHOW--NBC-- (10 appearances)
LETTERMAN--CBS-- (5 appearances)
COMEDY CENTRAL "ROOT OF ALL EVIL"
(Performer, Consulting Producer and Writer)
CONAN O’BRIEN--NBC
LAST COMIC STANDING--NBC--(2 seasons and a talent scout)
HBO--2 STAND UP SPECIALS
COMEDY CENTRAL--2 STAND UP SPECIALS plus
every other show they have.
E!, VH1, CMT (All the talking head shows--commentator--15-20)
BEST DAMN SPORTS SHOW--(4 appearances)
ESPN 2--Segment host of "off beat sports" (4)
A & E--Comedy Specials
LIFETIME--Truly Funny Women
CNN.COM--Commentator
SIRIUS RADIO--The Kathleen and Saleem Show, Mondays, 9 eastern, 103.
"IN OTHER WORDS"--Special on DVD...available in stores and on website.
DENNIS MILLER SHOW--Political commentator (5 appearances)
POLITICALLY INCORRECT WITH BILL MAHER
Tons more but really, that should be enough.....
Albums
Kathleen Madigan's Interests
General
Video poker and dogs. And of course, new Catholic Church documents written in LATIN. Fascinating, such an impressive display of intelligence (what really are they so insecure about?)and accessible. They issued a new list of sins last week. I really didn’t think there could be more but wrongo...there’s a lot more.
Music
I love Stevie Nicks. Dolly Parton’s version of Stairway to Heaven really should be heard by everyone once. It’s very strange but interesting. Available on Itunes. Worth the 99 cents.
Movies
Naked Vengence--A movie where half the nighttime scenes are shot in daylight and they forgot to fix it. It's hilarious.
Television
Larry King Live is the most hilarious show on television. Not long ago, he introduced Andre Agassi as Pancho Gonzalez. Sure, Larry, whatever.
Little People Big World is awesome. I’m fascinated with the little people. Probably because I’m not that much taller than them and struggle with some of the same short issues in grocery stores.
Books
Phyllis Diller--"Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse"
Albert Speer--"My Battle with the Truth"
Heroes
Oh come now, there’s no heroes anymore.....oh wait, the guy who came quickly and unhooked my cable from the pool lights. What a saint.
About me: Kathleen Madigan is one of the most popular headliners in the country. An American Comedy Award winner as best female stand-up, her accessible and unpretentious style has earned her a devoted and growing following.
Unlike any other female comedian working today, Kathleen resonates with a broad base of fans from coast to coast. She packs theaters from Nevada to North Carolina and everywhere in between. Currently a consulting producer and performer on Lewis Black's "Root of All Evil," on Comedy Central, her standup specials on HBO and Comedy Central have earned rave reviews and her latest CD/DVD In Other Words is one of the most downloaded comedy albums of 2006-2007. She is a regular guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Late Show with David Letterman, VH-1, E!, and CNN. She's a mainstay on Comedy Central where she recently debuted a new one-hour special and appeared on The World Stands Up, USO Comedy Tour, World Comedy Tour, and Comedy Central Presents. Kathleen recently served as a talent scout on NBC's Last Comic Standing and is the host of her own show on Sirius Radio Networks, The Kathleen Madigan Show. She's the only 5’2” Mid-Missouri Hoop Shoot Champion in recorded history.
Who I'd like to meet: The bastard from the cable company who hooked up my cable televsion to my outdoor pool light. He ran off before I realized this had been done.
See... I know this girl, right? Well, she is a really great friend of mine, and today is her birthday. Ive known her for a long time, and she has always stuck to a flawless set of morals, being an inspiration to everyone she comes into contact with. She is open-minded, careing, and devoted in every sense of the word.
I look up to her, and honestly, its difficult not to... Because, from heel to head, she is 111 feet, 1 inches tall!
With flesh and bone of copper and steel, she is beautiful.
She... is Liberty.
Today, her day, this 4th of July, we both do wish that you, Kathleen, our good mutual friend, simply spend your day with peace of mind, and with your much deserved Freedom.
Be safe, be well, do well. Coegi per santimonia. May Illa nunquam fio flere.
Shawn Charles "Biggy Slow" McLean, 2Lt., Civil Air Patrol, United States Air Force Auxiliary
My artwork will be shown at Soho in Dupont Circle (22nd & P Street NW) for the entire month of July. Stop in, have a latte, and check out the new stuff! You can also see new work on my blog at http://threemusesart.blogspot.com.
Oh and PS but why do comedians shy away from Chicago like it is the center of a coach purse carrying self conscious npr snob painfully pc zombie plague? Cuz now I am going to have to haul my fat and uncouth arse all the way to east bumfuck Wisconsin to see you. Not that I am complaining, just wondering. Does the comedy world see Chicago as tight assed and essentially humorless as I do? fff Tre
Thanks for the add! Wondering who the hell DICK PURTIN is, first glance thought it said DICK SPURTIN and that you were doing some kind of Detroit porn industry benefit (and what a depressing party that would be), then realized it may be DICK PURTAN, that old talk show host, because lord knows nice girls like you don't do stand up for poo-verts. Have fun saluting the DICK, Kathleen, and take care driving in the motor city as there are plenty of DICKS behind the wheel around there too. xoxo Tre
hey just stoping by to say hey and think your funny as hell hope you get some free time to check out are show in are blog if so let us know what you think would mean a lot to me domducky nwnj
Kathleen, Thanks so much for the add! Please stop by our bandpage... New music up from our live C.D. "Full Frontal Taco" Very "Adult", funny stuff, its our own brand of musical insanity! All the best to you, EFT
come on now, its been long enough, i thing its about time for be to be promoted from fake friend to real friend, i thought we were a lot closer than this
