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Keiser
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My Font Is Big...Just Like My Head!
Male
19 years old
Alabama
United States
Last Login: 5/23/2009
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Mood:
crunk
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Keiser's Interests
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| General | Growling and grunting,
Not getting mad,
Playing with baby cows,
Tilting my head. | | Music | Gospel,
Anything Home Cooked,
Children's song writers who get their inspiration from molesting the children they write the songs for | | Movies | Crank..the drug | | Television | Sunday Morning Preaching Hour | | Books | Curious George,
Big Heads for Dummies | | Heroes | All the bobble-head baseball players,
Captain Blocked Nasal Passage |
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Keiser's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Body type: | 0' 7" / Some extra baggage | | Ethnicity: | Asian | | Religion: | Wiccan | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Children: | Love kids, but not for me | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | Head Hunter | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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Keiser's Schools
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Canton Jshs
Canton, PA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Nasal Spray Manufacturer
Minor: Totem Pole Maker
Greek:
Tau Psi Omicron
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1983 to Present |
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Keiser's Companies
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KEISERKEISERKEISER INC.
ALABAMA, UTAH US
Mr.
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About me:
I'm just a normal average guy. I like poetry and long beach walks...although not at high tide because then my head gets wet. Sometimes after I take a shower my head is so heavy I have to drag it on the floor. Kinda defeats the purpose of a shower. Oh well, holy smokes I'm just a normal guy.
Oh and I was on TV once.
And I'm a ladies man.
Hehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh Aaaahhnnnhh
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Who I'd like to meet:
Ummm...girls and feminine men.
Allah,
David Hasselhoff,
HEY I GOT SOME HOT GIRLS AS FRIENDS NOW MMHMM!
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