accents, animals wearing clothes, being drunk, bootlegs/mash-ups, werewolves, butts, nightmare on elm street, hanging with playboys, sexy murderers, tee shirts, camping, thrift stores, cartoons, beej hunting, causing trouble, coffee, crazy people, dirty jokes, DJ'ing, dogs, white trash, getting presents, horror movies, joey fatone, making out, autobots, hot bitches, hunky monkeys, invisible scientists, nintendo, sour candy, old school, pants, paranormal, halloween, gorgeous ladies of wrestling, penguins, polaroids, pop culture, cyborg senators, road trips, rum, fucked up shit, sarcasm, sexy dorks, sun, constructicons, theatre, tony fuckin' danza, trivia, leopold & loeb, scott peterson, video games, vintage photographs, fearing zombies, spooky sounds records
Music
tmbg, indie rock, punk rock, snot rock, cock rock, electroclash, hip hop, The Dead Milkmen, Wanda Jackson, *NSYNC, old country, guitars-and-synthesizers, Squeeze, XTC, DEVO, Burt Bacharach, pop, mash-ups/bootlegs, Mrs. Miller, filthy-dirty rap, The Carpenters, film soundtrack rock, Goblin, anything with swear words, whatever is the complete opposite of Mr Wendall by Arrested Development
Movies
Basquiat, Beetlejuice, Crazy Fat Ethel 2, Female Trouble, Sleepaway Camp, Shaun Of The Dead, Monster House, My Boyfriends Back, Faster Pussycat Kill!, Goonies, Return of the Living Dead, Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, MonkeyShines, Cruising, Spaceballs, Brain Donors, Demons, The Seven Doors of Death, Inflated, American Werewolf in London, Waiting for Guffman, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, JoyRide, Hot Fuzz, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Back To The Beach, Clue, The Legend Of Hell House, Total Recall, Opposite of Sex, The Hole, Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child, Bride of Chucky, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Howling 2: Your Sister Is A Werewolf, 70s Italian Horror films, any John Waters, any Tim Burton, anything with nudity, anything in 3-D
Television
Kids in the Hall, Strangers With Candy, Tales From the Crypt, The Office, 30 Rock, Heroes, Lawrence Welk reruns, Family Guy, Simpsons, Pee Wee's Playhouse, The Sarah Silverman Program, Eerie Indiana, Cartoons, Documentaries, British stuff, that informercial for the Magic Bullet where the guy keeps talking about his hangover
Books
Nine Stories by J.D. Salinger, Adventures in Dirty South Hip Hop by Tamara Palmer, The 69 Secrets of a Lonely Milkmaid, Incredibly Strange Films, Ender's Game, Demian, You Are A Shark choose your own adventure novella, and anything by Frank O'Hara, Daniel Pinkwater, Mac Wellman and The Marquis De Sade
About me: Smartass DJ party animal that lives without a care in the world (although that world is crashing down around him). I live the rock'n'roll life while trying to find a use for my degree in Playwriting. Any suggestions? I have a passion for pop culture and general weirdness and my fear of Zombies is overwhelming. Seriously, they scare the crap out of me.
I love getting presents so check out my crazy wishlist!
And fuck what y'all heard, I am the original:
Keeping it all the way live, still stackin despite y'all haters biting offa dis...
Who I'd like to meet: Joey Fatone.
Elvira Mistress of the Dark.
The Ghost of Rip Taylor. (I know)
Most of the Thundercats.
Frances Farmer's hairdresser.
Patty Hearst's life coach.
People who stumble onto mysteries a lot.
People that make signs with arrows pointing to themselves.
People who are "half" something that's not human.
John Waters.
Rusty Warren.
The Cherry Sisters.
Oofty Goofty, the wild man of Borneo.
Leopold & Loeb.
The guy who invented Corn Dogs.
Bottles of rum.
People who write scripts with over-sexed elderly characters.
Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds In Paradise.
Big dummies with a chip on their shoulder and somethin' to prove gawdammit!
truly you are the king of pants sir we come to pay homage to your pantsness by dropping off a song
Save me, save me, love I'm feeling crazy I've fallen for the emptiness inside myself its danger, danger, dangerous to feel so pour another glass and let the record play shes lovely, lovely, pretty like her pictures a shadow casting sunlight through her tear-stained eyes we were drinking, laughing, oh we were such hip kids she kissed me in a graveyard cause we had no homes to go to the symbolisms understated, oh no now the bull and the scorpion, theyve been dying since they first held on she stings me, stings me, destroys me as she feeds me shes always clothed in red in times of love and war I'm helpless, helpless, helpless to defend my stubborn nature dictates I come back for more oh no love, its written in the stars above so the bull and the scorpion, theyve been dying since they first held on We must have lost our senses, look how the stars are aligned against us you, you dont know how to love me, me I dont know how to love you girl we must have lost our senses, look how the stars have aligned against ut! doomed to fall apart forever... at least we'll fall together And I cannot sleep! and I cannot breathe! this blood that we bleed the fire it feeds, and the battle drums pound as the skies pull us down, we refuse to concede this love, we need, though it tires us out and it fills us with doubt, we will
