Klarification
We are the mirrors of each other in a lifetime of suspicion, cleansed in a moment of recognition...

Female
33 years old
PORTLAND, Oregon
United States



Last Login: 6/30/2009
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    Klarification's Interests
GeneralMaking stuff. Learning to make stuff. Rocks. Geology. Gemology. Making sparkly stuff. Looking at sparkly stuff. Knitting with yarns that are too expensive and complex for my level of skill. Vanagon collecting. Photography. Frog collecting. French Horn shopping. Trying to learn German grammar by osmosis. Assisting in any way I can with the rise of the Cult Of Christopher Moore.
MusicBNL (was there any doubt?), Brothers Creegan, Sarah McLachlan, Dido, Guster,Elliott Smith, Poe, Carole King, Indigo Girls, Judybats, The Sundays, Suzanne Vega, Carly Simon, Paul Simon, Peter, Paul & Mary, Vinx, U2, They Might Be Giants, Crowded House, The Dream Academy, Toad the Wet Sprocket, March 4th Marching Band, Jessie Stewart (!)and the French Horn stylings of Charles Crabtree. Oh, there are many more, but would take up too much space. My tastes are very eclectic to say the least.
MoviesDrop Dead Gorgeous, Bridget Jones Diary (yeah, I said it and I'm not ashamed), The Color Purple, Auntie Mame, Dead Again, French Kiss, Dogma, Better Off Dead, Grosse Point Blank, The Full Monty, The Mexican, To Kill A Mockingbird, Of Mice and Men (1992 Gary Senise version), True Lies, Bend it Like Beckham, Valmont, anything Monty Python (but especially Life of Brian), UHF, and Trust.
TelevisionThe Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Dharma and Greg, ER, The West Wing, 30 Rock, My Name is Earl, Third Rock From the Sun and old Muppet Show episodes. Oh, and Family Guy, I've been converted.
BooksANYTHING written by Christopher Moore (Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove and Lamb: the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal top the list), The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Color Purple and Possessing the Secret of Joy by Alice Walker, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Robbins, Steinbeck, and Marian Keyes, Memoirs of a Geisha, Alas Babylon, The Caine Mutiny, Gone With the Wind, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.
HeroesMy grandparents who in their quiet way stood up for civil rights, my parents who continue to try to spread kindness and love in their everyday actions, my brother who I'm lucky to be able to watch grow into an incredible human being, and the founding members of The Oregon Bus Project for showing that group of determined generation Xers with little to no money can make a difference in politics and their community.
Groups: Christopher Moore

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     Klarification's Details
Status:Engaged
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Portland, OR
Body type:5' 7"
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Paratransit Maven

   Klarification's Schools
Grant High School
Portland,Oregon
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1990 to 1994



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   Klarification's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a silly, irreverent, somewhat intellectual aspiring gemologist and jewelry designer with a social and political conscience and a penchant for run-on sentences.


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Which tarot card are you?


Spiritual enlightenment, inner illumination, hidden power. Link between seen and unseen. Balance of positive and negative forces. Receptivity. Unseen guidance.

A young woman sits on a throne holding a scroll labeled "Tora" meaning "law." On her breast is the sign of the meeting of heaven and earth, the Maltese cross. Her crown is the full orb supported by horns, the crown ofthe Mother Goddess Isis, who rules all things changeable, shown by the moon at her feet. Her power, upon which her throne rests, derives from the creative principle of duality, shown by the two pillars of light and darkness. To those who know and love her she dispenses the sweet fruit of the world itself, symbolized by the pomegranites.


Your Birthdate: May 11
Spiritual and thoughtful, you tend to take a step back from the world.
You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet you remain calm.
Although you are brilliant, it may take you a while to find your niche.
Your creativity is supreme, but it sometimes makes it hard for you to get things done.

Your strength: Your inner peace

Your weakness: You get stuck in the clouds

Your power color: Emerald

Your power symbol: Leaf

Your power month: November



You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!


I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!
Who I'd like to meet:
Robin Williams and Craig Ferguson. Best way I figure to ensure I will die laughing.

   


   Klarification's Friend Space (Top 13)
Klarification has 72 friends.
 Alex 


 meghan 


 Jessie Stewart 


 Miranda 


 Christopher Moore 


 Thank you, Captain Obvious.. 


 Jonas 


 Justin M. Stoddard 


 travers 


 HazelRah 


 Kate 


 Wingnut 


 Vinx 





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Mar 21 2009 8:05 PM

I'm just moving to the south side of chicago. It's the other side of this world any way.
How do ou do?
Christian's Angel





Mar 14 2009 6:15 AM

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Mar 13 2009 10:51 PM

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Send me a drink back!

Christian's Angel





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Hey Klarification!

I think you are one of my HOTTEST FRIENDS, so I nominated you for my Hot Friends list.
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Click here to accept the nomination to my Hot List!

Christian's Angel





Nov 26 2008 9:17 AM

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I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.

Fan Club for Davis & Kronos





Nov 20 2008 8:06 PM

The Fan Club for Davis, Craig Ferguson's imaginary sidekick, welcomes you & thanks you for adding!
meghan





Nov 13 2008 4:19 PM

Ohhhh, that looks awesome!! Still hard to believe I didn't know about it, but I do NOW!!! :-)
Ruthie!





Nov 6 2008 4:29 AM

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meghan





Nov 1 2008 9:16 PM

Spencer's my escape artist. But he was ready to come back in the house this morning, so it's all okay.
:-)
Ruthie!





Oct 18 2008 11:55 PM

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Which 1980's Female Singer Are You Most Like?

I got Joan Jett. Compare with Me!




Ruthie!





Oct 18 2008 11:48 PM

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What is your perfect love story?

I got Pirates of the Caribbean - Will and Elizabeth. Compare with Me!




LionHeart





Oct 6 2008 7:30 AM

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Hey Klarification, I am sending you a gift.
Could you please accept it.


Click on the gift box you think LionHeart sent!

Joe


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Oct 5 2008 6:15 PM

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Oct 5 2008 6:11 PM

meghan





Sep 23 2008 2:53 AM

You feel free to tell him that. But what does a 3,000 lb gorilla eat? Anything he wants to. And what does a great big scary strong wrestler call himself? I think you get the idea.
:-)
meghan





Aug 31 2008 5:05 AM

Yay! This is gonna be really cool!
meghan





Aug 23 2008 2:02 AM

Okay, you're right- I was mixing up dresses- I just knew I wasn't supposed to wear a necklace with that outfit for some reason, and turns out it was because of the rhinestones on the neckline, not because of the height of the neckline. In fact, it COULD have been because of the earrings. But I don't think that was it. Anyway, doesn't really matter.
:-)
Alex





Aug 20 2008 2:17 PM

Instired?
meghan





Aug 18 2008 4:16 AM

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4&feature=related

Possibly the best thing ever.
Ruthie!





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Jul 25 2008 7:35 AM

The date? Ummm, no... But I bet Lewis has that on record somewhere. You sentimental gal.
meghan





Jul 20 2008 8:08 PM

Yes, indeed we should! Not too much to tell, though- just visiting family I hadn't seen in 12 years.
It was good!
LionHeart





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May 30 2008 1:28 PM

Aw, you just made me say UNDERWEAR! D'oh!!
:-)
Leprrkan





May 29 2008 5:09 AM

Hey Klarification, I just bought as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!


Bleu and I are lobbying hard to own you ya know... :)

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