Kung Fu Grindhouse
"Arbiters of Questionable Taste In Cinema"

Male
28 years old
Ballard, WASHINGTON
United States



Last Login: 10/10/2008
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    Kung Fu Grindhouse's Interests
GeneralAny movie that has questionable behavior and little or no socially redeeming qualities.
MusicUsually the cheap disco music associated with 70's horror or the Theremin stuff from 50's science fiction.
Movies

What's on deck for the future...

Legendary Weapons of China

Zombie 90 Extreme Pestolence

Nightlife

Night of the Living Dead 1990

Ninja Silent Assassin

Flying Dagger

Don't Play With Fire

Mermaid In A Manhole

Scalps

Shaolin Handlock

Genrebusters has reviews of some of our previous films, and suggestions for your home grindhouse. Get some.

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     Kung Fu Grindhouse's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Ballard, WA
Body type:8' 11"
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Entertainer



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   Kung Fu Grindhouse's Blurbs
About me:

Kung Fu Grindhouse, is guerilla splatter cinema. A monkey made of iron obsessed with preserving a fragment of the ridiculous past, and sharing it with the public. From a pile of rescued film trash, the most delectable morsels are resurected and screened for FREE back-to-back on the big screen at the Sunset Tavern in Ballard.

The screening room: Lost Video Archive

This October 14th (a Tuesday!) we're bringing you Kung-fu/gore/kung-fu. First it's Jet Li's self parody with Claws of Steel followed by gory Italian classic Demons. Finally it's crazy surealist kung-fu in Holy Flame of the Martial World. You don't wanna miss this one! See you Tuesday Octoberber 14th at The Sunset.

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We'd like to start showing films by local filmmakers at our shows, so if you have something or know someone who does get in touch!

You must have a sense of humor and be 21 or over. There is NO cover charge. Because of the nature of our show, we generally can't approve friend requests from people who aren't over 21 or local. Sorry, but thanks for supporting us! Thanks, Sifu Seth



Who I'd like to meet:
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   Kung Fu Grindhouse's Calendar ( View All )
Oct 14 2008 7:00P
Holy Flame of the Martial World @ Susnset Tavern
Oct 29 2008 7:00P
Night of Terrors 3 @ Sunset Tavern
Nov 24 2008 7:00P
November Grindhouse @ Sunset Tavern
Dec 15 2008 7:00P
December Grindhouse @ Sunset Tavern
Dec 22 2008 7:00P
Chucksmas 3 @ Sunset Taver

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Kung Fu Grindhouse has 136 friends.
 Deke 


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 THE SUNSET 


 James/Cindy 


 Tom 


 Delmax 


 Robert E. 


 Thattz Mark 


 TRASHY TRASH 


 claire 


 now boardin 


 Andolf the Groovy 


 el jefe 





Kung Fu Grindhouse's Friends Comments
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Malaclypse T





Jun 30 2008 7:33 PM

This might be a bit obvious, but if you guys haven't checked out Machine Girl yet you really must!
Dusty





Jun 26 2008 2:01 AM

Those darn ninjas...
http://www. app. com/apps/pbcs. dll/article?AID=/20080625/NEWS/80625053&s=d&page=1
Dusty





Jun 20 2008 1:05 AM

where where where....
ninja ninja ninja....
http://www. local6. com/news/16639728/detail. html
regis





Mar 18 2008 7:35 PM

No idea what these are but hoo boy.
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NWSFS - Northwest Science Fiction Society





Mar 1 2008 5:52 AM

Thanks for joining the NWSFS Friends Space! Be sure to let me know when you have some news to be posted in the NWSFS News Blog.

Cheers! -Jim
Anne Ville





Jan 22 2008 10:37 PM

Last night's movie reminded me of another semi-similar 80's film, "The Brain". If it hasn't been shown before, it is a must: mind control murders, a giant man-eating brain, and triangle wipes galore.
Grand Illusion Cinema





Dec 19 2007 7:41 PM

kung fucking fu!
jaY





Nov 15 2007 1:08 AM

have you considered a sasquatch night? just throwing it out there. keep up the good work!
Country Mike





Aug 5 2007 7:27 PM

Movie suggestion: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062861/
See you guys monday!
cody





Jun 16 2007 3:49 AM

This must be a friend of yours:

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/artsentertainment/2003747992_vraney15.html

See ya monday!
cody





May 21 2007 5:01 PM

you got flagged!

http://www.nwsource.com/
MurderedruM





May 13 2007 7:22 PM

Vivachiba.com
Dusty





May 3 2007 6:05 AM





Tom





Apr 24 2007 11:47 PM






Ok that's all from me for now.
Monocol





Apr 9 2007 6:42 PM


Monocol loves kung fu! Well, half of Monocol. Definitely representin' [sic] next Monday!
Country Mike





Mar 24 2007 11:54 PM

Is this guy gonna be there?

cody





Feb 22 2007 9:15 PM

Betcha didn't know we were already myspace friends! i hope my hovercraft invasion didn't cramp your kitchen ninja style. thanks for putting up with me :)
Country Mike





Feb 21 2007 9:58 AM

You never know, there might be Kung Fu!



Tell your friends!
Keturah from the Planet Earth





Feb 15 2007 7:32 AM

I heart Kung Fu Grindhouse.
Proud Papa!!!





Feb 9 2007 7:47 PM

Thanks for the top 3! I must kick some serious ass!
SHAW THEATERS ONLINE





Feb 6 2007 4:04 AM

Hello,
Thank You very much for adding us to your network!
Kung-Fu Grindhouse is much the best!
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Ballard Jiu Jitsu





Jan 24 2007 9:51 PM

Thanks for being our friend!
Vindie





Jan 19 2007 6:54 AM

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Lawrence Thee Contender





Jan 19 2007 4:03 AM

Bring back "SUPER NINJAS!"
OKLAHOMA





Jan 18 2007 2:50 PM


Wanting to make sure you get this - may be a bit early - but - hey - the thought -

Have a Spot-On Grand B-Day creative one.

O.
cody





Jan 16 2007 10:57 PM

Next week, Oh great Grindhouse of Kung Fu Fun. My eagle will land at the Sunset and all will be avenged.
Dusty





Jan 16 2007 4:22 PM

It's for sure Turkish Star Wars.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Turkish+star+wars

I just checked and Scarecrow has it.

http://www.scarecrow.com/rental/item_rental.asp?Number=84264
Vindie





Jan 9 2007 6:55 AM

Where have you been all my life?! Thanks for providing a needed service!
anna





Nov 30 2006 5:24 PM



10p.m....need incentives? prizes, cheap beer, rad music... oh, and I will be there too.

DasVibenbass.com
Country Mike





Oct 28 2006 10:03 AM

Matt Brown (www.myspace.com/thisisntmattbrown) left the greatest comment


"Country Mike and I were spinning between bands at the High Dive last night and he pulled out some POONTWANG on me! Damn!"

Wait... not that one

"I am never letting Country Mike talk me into drinking gin mixed with Miller High Life ever again. Goddamn Country Mike"

I thought you might like that...
Rosey





Oct 18 2006 4:27 PM

Arrgh, KFGH, you fucked me in the face and called me Bruce.

And I liked it.....
glorios





Oct 17 2006 5:15 AM

Don't forget, "the best thing in life is [us] ladies" and movies with Bruce.
Country Mike