One Dimple CD/DVD 2006 comedy central records, Wait Your Turn 2001
Kyle Cease's Interests
Music
Billy Joel, Brian Wilson, The Beach Boys, The beatles, The guy that actually sang Milli Vanilli songs, Ice cream (its not a band), soap (also not a band) a rope, Michael Jackson, Huey Lewis and the News, My grandma, I hate every band whose name is a word and then a number (especially Rectum 47)
Movies
Celebrity Interviews: Kyle Cease harasses child star Jonathan Lipnicki
The Real World: Las Vegas
Yo Momma
In Your Vagina
Where Are My Trousers
The Real World: Dayton, OH
Blake Lewis is Shitting in my Bathroom
Smooth Ways to Hide Your Erection
The 1970's Gameshow Host Going Pee
Kyle Cease Entertains
Cease Brothers Interview with G4
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Television
How about what I dont like: Will and Grace.
In New York, practicing my set at the Laugh Factory for my Comedy Central Special.
Shoreline Community College
Seattle,Washington
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: Awesomeness
Minor: Non Awesomeness
Clubs: I dont care here also
1997 to 1998
Bothell High School
Bothell,Washington
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Hi jim rose here...yes i am the actor who played the geico caveman in the commercials...everyone asks me these days so im just going ahead and admitting it....now you have something to tease me about when we see each other..im going to be in your area around the late summer hosting rock shows and writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle We dont read the messages at the circus site. There are too many there and hard to manage
*Kyle wakes up from his afternoon nap to a strange voice whispering in his ear. He looks around, but sees no one. Groggily, he pulls himself off the couch and pads quietly around the room, craning his neck and listening intently. "Ohiiiooo..." the voice whispers. "You want to go to Ohiiiiiioooooo... Cleveland is soooooooo beauuuutiful in the Spriiiiiing.... OooooOoooOooohhh...." "Oh, disembodied voice," Kyle asks, "why are you moaning? Are you, like, a f#&%ing ghost, or what?" For a brief moment, he hears nothing but silence. Then, quite suddenly, "f#&% yourself. Go to Ohio." Then Bob enters the room and the voice is gone. They stare at each other for several moments. "What the f#&% is your problem, Kyle? Why are you staring at me? Do I have Cheese Whiz on my face?" "No..." Kyle answers thoughtfully. "Say, Bob... have you ever been to Lake Erie?" The End
Hey U! Just stoppin' by to see what's "Shakin'"? --hahaha. Seriously, just hoping that you are all comfy and cozy, happy and adored..as you should be. ~Cara
The last Recess event was such a huge success we've decided to keep it going....Every 1st and 3rd Tuesday of the month...Beginning Tuesday 4/21.... Join Tony Rock and the Social Butterflys for Recess @ Remedy Lounge, 800 Wilshire Blvd, Downtown Los Angeles.
Hip Hop, R&B and Neo Soul, Wii, PS3, Connect 4, Dominoes, Spades, Checkers, Taboo and much more...
Would luv to see you there! Hit me at 818.370.2465 or info@thesocialbutterflys.com to RSVP ~Taryn
kyle kyle kyle.I know that the countrys in a recession, but come on man,Pretty Wicked?! I know moneys tight ,but really , how the hell did you land that job,and why? It's just not you man. Ill let you slide on this one cause I know we're all aching for more money, but your ass on the Oxygen channel,is just wrong in some way.And they way you look on the judges panel,I know your thinking the same thing.Take your ass to VH1 and get on one of them I love the 's like every other broke comedian. but with all that said,i still luv your ass. come to the Improv in Tampa sometime,we'd love to have ya!
I saw a little girl, after being disciplined, stick her tongue out at her Dad & later said "I wasn't sticking my tongue out at you, I was trying to lick my face. "
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