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Kyle Cease
Veterans/Legends / Stand-Up / Alternative

		KyleCease.com Male 84 years old CALIFORNIA United States Last Login: 11/17/2009
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Kyle Cease's Comedian Bio

Website	kylecease.com
Albums	One Dimple CD/DVD 2006 comedy central records, Wait Your Turn 2001

Kyle Cease's Interests

Music	Billy Joel, Brian Wilson, The Beach Boys, The beatles, The guy that actually sang Milli Vanilli songs, Ice cream (its not a band), soap (also not a band) a rope, Michael Jackson, Huey Lewis and the News, My grandma, I hate every band whose name is a word and then a number (especially Rectum 47)
Movies	Celebrity Interviews: Kyle Cease harasses child star Jonathan Lipnicki The Real World: Las Vegas Yo Momma In Your Vagina Where Are My Trousers The Real World: Dayton, OH Blake Lewis is Shitting in my Bathroom Smooth Ways to Hide Your Erection The 1970's Gameshow Host Going Pee Kyle Cease Entertains Cease Brothers Interview with G4 ..> on FunnyOrDie.com..> ..
Television	How about what I dont like: Will and Grace. In New York, practicing my set at the Laugh Factory for my Comedy Central Special.
Groups:	Stand-Up Comedy, L.A. COMEDY SCENE, NightClub Owners, Promoters, & Party People, Kirkland Laugh's !, Comedians Club, Class of 06!, LA Comedians, ACTORS ACTRESSES DIRECTORS FILMMAKERS TALENT NETWORK FILM & TV View All Kyle Cease's Groups

Kyle Cease's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Seattle
Body type:	8' 0"
Religion:	Other
Zodiac Sign:	Virgo
Education:	Some college

Kyle Cease's Schools

Shoreline Community College Seattle,Washington Graduated: 1998 Student status: Alumni Degree: Ph.D. Major: Awesomeness Minor: Non Awesomeness Clubs: I dont care here also	1997 to 1998
Bothell High School Bothell,Washington Graduated: 1996 Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma	1993 to 1996

Kyle Cease's Networking

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Kyle Cease's Clips

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Clips: 10

Total Plays: 53395

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Episode 8: Kyle's beardiest episode

Run Time: 215

Plays: 706
Comments: 2

Comedy Central's stand up showdown 2009

Run Time: 93

Plays: 5108
Comments: 1

Annoying girlfriend

Run Time: 180

Plays: 2491
Comments: 8

Where are my trousers?

Run Time: 178

Plays: 1255
Comments: 5

Coffee and Roofies

Run Time: 257

Plays: 1362
Comments: 12

Kyle Cease Corporate reel

Run Time: 183

Plays: 1326
Comments: 3

Phone Sex

Run Time: 242

Plays: 12798
Comments: 8

My presidential endorsement

Run Time: 234

Plays: 2227
Comments: 34

Melgicians magician tricks for magicians

Run Time: 268

Plays: 19771
Comments: 52

Kyle Cease Improv Set

Run Time: 583

Plays: 6351
Comments: 13

Upcoming Gigs

Oct 9 2009

7:00P

Illinois Wesleyan University

Bloomington IL

Nov 20 2009

7:00P

John Carroll University

University Heights OH

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jim rose circus	Aug 12 2009 11:33 PM Hi jim rose here...yes i am the actor who played the geico caveman in the commercials...everyone asks me these days so im just going ahead and admitting it....now you have something to tease me about when we see each other..im going to be in your area around the late summer hosting rock shows and writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle We dont read the messages at the circus site. There are too many there and hard to manage
Mario Barisic	Aug 12 2009 11:29 PM Mr Hazardous & Mrs Badluck - new instrumental is up on myspace! Check it out
Cheese	Aug 12 2009 11:27 PM Seriously not cool man
Aaron	Aug 12 2009 11:27 PM Hurry up and die for real so that DVD you signed might be worth something.
IN RUIN	Aug 12 2009 11:27 PM hey thanks for adding us be sure to check out our new song we have up and let us know what you think thanks! -In Ruin
~Balloons & Cupcakes~	Aug 12 2009 11:26 PM *Kyle wakes up from his afternoon nap to a strange voice whispering in his ear. He looks around, but sees no one. Groggily, he pulls himself off the couch and pads quietly around the room, craning his neck and listening intently. "Ohiiiooo..." the voice whispers. "You want to go to Ohiiiiiioooooo... Cleveland is soooooooo beauuuutiful in the Spriiiiiing.... OooooOoooOooohhh...." "Oh, disembodied voice," Kyle asks, "why are you moaning? Are you, like, a f#&%ing ghost, or what?" For a brief moment, he hears nothing but silence. Then, quite suddenly, "f#&% yourself. Go to Ohio." Then Bob enters the room and the voice is gone. They stare at each other for several moments. "What the f#&% is your problem, Kyle? Why are you staring at me? Do I have Cheese Whiz on my face?" "No..." Kyle answers thoughtfully. "Say, Bob... have you ever been to Lake Erie?" The End
Josh Marino™	Aug 12 2009 11:26 PM See ya tonight!!
Cara	Aug 12 2009 11:25 PM Hey U! Just stoppin' by to see what's "Shakin'"? --hahaha. Seriously, just hoping that you are all comfy and cozy, happy and adored..as you should be. ~Cara
Social Butterfly Entertainment	Aug 12 2009 11:25 PM The last Recess event was such a huge success we've decided to keep it going....Every 1st and 3rd Tuesday of the month...Beginning Tuesday 4/21.... Join Tony Rock and the Social Butterflys for Recess @ Remedy Lounge, 800 Wilshire Blvd, Downtown Los Angeles. Hip Hop, R&B and Neo Soul, Wii, PS3, Connect 4, Dominoes, Spades, Checkers, Taboo and much more... Would luv to see you there! Hit me at 818.370.2465 or info@thesocialbutterflys.com to RSVP ~Taryn
neg®odamus	Aug 12 2009 11:25 PM kyle kyle kyle.I know that the countrys in a recession, but come on man,Pretty Wicked?! I know moneys tight ,but really , how the hell did you land that job,and why? It's just not you man. Ill let you slide on this one cause I know we're all aching for more money, but your ass on the Oxygen channel,is just wrong in some way.And they way you look on the judges panel,I know your thinking the same thing.Take your ass to VH1 and get on one of them I love the 's like every other broke comedian. but with all that said,i still luv your ass. come to the Improv in Tampa sometime,we'd love to have ya!
Greg Frank	Aug 12 2009 11:24 PM I saw a little girl, after being disciplined, stick her tongue out at her Dad & later said "I wasn't sticking my tongue out at you, I was trying to lick my face. " :-) Have a great week
Kait ♥	Aug 12 2009 11:24 PM It will ALWAYS be "Like a vagina", live with it bitch. You're welcome. :) Pilsbury Dough Boy: COOKIES!
✮	Aug 12 2009 11:24 PM High Kyle, Hope all is well. [= ♥
TOM VRAB™	Aug 12 2009 11:24 PM freakin miss you kyle!! !hope you're doing awesome! and even more HOPE to hit the stage with you soon! you talented & hilarious man cake you! tv=)
ryan	Aug 12 2009 11:24 PM WHen are u goin be on t.v agian
Curtiss King - Snick @ Nite single coming soon!	Aug 12 2009 11:24 PM As a gift for befriending Curtss King, I'd like to give you my new album The Storm On Mars for FREE: Curtiss King - The Storm On Mars http://www.zshare.net/download/6051505951ae6482/ If you've already received a copy thank you for your support!
KESLER'S NIGHT CLUB	Aug 12 2009 11:24 PM
Ashley & Keely	Aug 12 2009 11:24 PM hey check out our new page and our site, thanks xox <3 keely and ashley
Sarah Smile	Aug 12 2009 11:24 PM MyHotComments Ha Ha Kyle!!!!
Coogi Dollas™	Aug 12 2009 11:24 PM
MC Meatt	Aug 12 2009 11:24 PM DON'T NOBODY PUT IT DOWN LIKE ME!
Captain Donkey Punch	Aug 12 2009 11:24 PM Free tickets available to those who ask.
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