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Lahna Turner
 Stand-Up / Musical / Female
Check out my website! www.LahnaTurner.com

Female
103 years old
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/14/2009
Mood: productive Mood Image
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Lahna Turner "Chicken Song"
TV ShowsVH1, Comedy Central
Albums
D!@k Jokes & Other Assorted Love Songs



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    Lahna Turner's Interests
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BooksMy favorite book is Jonathon Livingston Seagull

     Lahna Turner's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Canada/Texas
Body type:5' 6" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Stand up comic


Lahna Turner's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 5 Total Plays: 16275 Plays Today: 4
Lahna Turner "Chicken Song"
Lahna Turner "Chicken Song" rating
Run Time: 146 Plays: 3555
Comments: 4
The Mayonnaise Song
The Mayonnaise Song rating
Run Time: 184 Plays: 5155
Comments: 5
The Schlong Song
The Schlong Song rating
Run Time: 195 Plays: 4092
Comments: 3
The Stereotype Song
The Stereotype Song rating
Run Time: 138 Plays: 2039
Comments: 1
The Easter Song
The Easter Song rating
Run Time: 119 Plays: 1434
Comments: 0
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 9 2009 7:00P
Zanie’s Nashville TN
Jul 10 2009 7:00P
Zanie’s Nashville TN
Jul 11 2009 7:00P
Zanie’s Nashville TN
Jul 12 2009 7:00P
Zanie’s Nashville TN
Jul 23 2009 7:00P
Louisville Improv Louisville KY
Jul 24 2009 7:00P
Louisville Improv Louisville KY
Jul 25 2009 7:00P
Louisville Improv Louisville KY
Jul 29 2009 7:00P
Zanie’s - Music City Comedy Night Nashville TN
Aug 6 2009 7:00P
Ontario Improv Ontario CA
Aug 7 2009 7:00P
Ontario Improv Ontario CA
Aug 8 2009 7:00P
Ontario Improv Ontario CA
Aug 9 2009 7:00P
Ontario Improv Ontario CA
Aug 20 2009 7:00P
Pepperbelly’s Fairfield CA
Aug 21 2009 7:00P
Pepperbelly’s Fairfield CA
Aug 22 2009 7:00P
Pepperbelly’s Fairfield CA
Aug 23 2009 7:00P
Pepperbelly’s Fairfield CA
Aug 25 2009 7:00P
Hollywood Improv - The Vagina Dialogues Los Angeles CA
Sep 17 2009 7:00P
Palm Beach Improv West Palm Beach FL
Sep 18 2009 7:00P
Palm Beach Improv West Palm Beach FL
Sep 19 2009 7:00P
Palm Beach Improv West Palm Beach FL
Oct 7 2009 7:00P
Shreveport Funny Bone Bossier City LA
Oct 8 2009 7:00P
Shreveport Funny Bone Bossier City LA
Oct 9 2009 7:00P
Shreveport Funny Bone Bossier City LA
Oct 10 2009 7:00P
Shreveport Funny Bone Bossier City LA
Oct 11 2009 7:00P
Shreveport Funny Bone Bossier City LA
Oct 30 2009 7:00P
Banana’s Comedy Club Poughkeepsie NY
Oct 31 2009 7:00P
Banana’s Comedy Club Poughkeepsie NY
Dec 4 2009 7:00P
Banana’s Comedy Club Hasbrouck Heights NJ
Dec 5 2009 7:00P
Banana’s Comedy Club Hasbrouck Heights NJ
Dec 31 2009 7:00P
Ft. Lauderdale Improv Ft. Lauderdale FL
Jan 1 2010 7:00P
Ft. Lauderdale Improv Ft. Lauderdale FL
Jan 2 2010 7:00P
Ft. Lauderdale Improv Ft. Lauderdale FL
Mar 3 2010 7:00P
Stanford’s Comedy Club Kansas City KS
Mar 4 2010 7:00P
Stanford’s Comedy Club Kansas City KS
Mar 5 2010 7:00P
Stanford’s Comedy Club Kansas City KS
Mar 6 2010 7:00P
Stanford’s Comedy Club Kansas City KS
Mar 7 2010 7:00P
Stanford’s Comedy Club Kansas City KS

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   Lahna Turner's Blurbs
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   Lahna Turner's Friend Space (Top 4)
Lahna Turner has 4050 friends.
 Ralphie May 


 Ralphie and Lahna 


 PIMP 


 Wu's Pig 





Lahna Turner's Friends Comments
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Jul 14 2009 11:11 PM

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Jul 14 2009 12:07 AM

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Xeon





Jul 3 2009 11:45 AM

hEY hon, I'm glad you're now my contact. Stop by and tell me about you and your projects

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Jun 29 2009 4:22 PM

Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/413226.html?b=4&w=46
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Jun 28 2009 6:10 PM

Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/4229252.html?b=4&w=46
Tammy





Jun 28 2009 8:08 AM

now april june may has a lil brother to beat up on...heheh congrats on your family hope to see you in northern cali again... your the best
angelaeo1980





Jun 26 2009 3:23 PM

Congrats. Heard the news from Ralphie. You'll make a great mom.
Big Jim





Jun 26 2009 5:27 AM

Congrats to you two from your old friend near Houston! Awesome job, Ralphie!
mrmogreedy





Jun 25 2009 9:24 PM

Congrats!
Sonja





Jun 25 2009 7:59 PM

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!
A J ™





Jun 25 2009 5:23 AM

Lahna,

Still waiting for the date your out here in Portland! :) Consider me and about 10 of my friends... a major part of your audience! Hoping for front row for sure! ;)

TTYL!!!
Gretchen





Jun 25 2009 4:19 AM

Congrats Lahna on your new baby boy!! I couldn't be happier for you and Ralphie!!!
BRANDON





Jun 25 2009 2:08 AM

congratulations!!!
♥ Momma Stacey ♥





Jun 25 2009 12:43 AM

looks like your little man came late to his own show... haha. He needs work on his timing :)

congrats!
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Jun 23 2009 8:54 AM

hey there congrats to you and ralphi on yall family...www.ericbowens.com... holla
Mark Slaughter





Jun 23 2009 12:51 AM

Thanks for your friendship and support! Hope all is rockin' in your world!

Have a blessed week,
Mark
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Jun 22 2009 9:53 PM

thank u for the add ;-Þ
misty





Jun 17 2009 1:35 AM

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Jun 13 2009 10:56 PM

Hi Lahna,

GREAT hearing from you! Have fun in Nashville & hope to see you in August!

PeAce Love art & sOuL
Denise Vasquez
Gretchen





Jun 11 2009 12:37 AM

Just wanted to say hello and see how you are doing! Thanks for your friendship!!!
Sonja





Jun 8 2009 9:32 PM

Hey Lahna, Thanks for the add. Hope you have a wonderfull week.
Pop Haydn





Jun 5 2009 10:07 PM

Hey! Hope everything is good!

I was going to send you a copy of our new poster, but you have set Comments to not allow html, so here is the info:

On June 16th, the Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show will be appearing at The Laugh Factory, 8001 Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood! One show at 8:00 PM.

Pop will be joined by Professor Dave Bourne and the Medicine Show Band, Rob Zabrecky, Sophie Evans, Antonio Hoyos, Phil Van Tee and Pop's Candy Girls for a wonderful show of Old Time Music, magic, comedy and variety. It'll make you feel better!

Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door.

19th Century Attire Welcome!

You can buy tickets at www.LaughFactory.com or call: 323-6561336 ext 1.

For more info on the Medicine Show, check out my Profile page...
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May 27 2009 3:12 PM

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ViBeJays & Friends





May 26 2009 1:04 PM

Dear Lahna Turner,

Every time that we listen & write music... play an instrument... dance... act in a play... or work in some audio/image/video engineering process... something is healing inside...

When we share it with friends... something is healing all over...

Love can drive... in a simple way... everything

We are connected

Vibejays & Friends

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Estimada/o Lahna Turner,

cada vez que escuchamos o escribimos musica... tocamos un instrumento... bailamos... o trabajamos en procesos de ingenieria de audio/imagen/video.... algo se sana por dentro...

Cuando lo compartimos con amigos... algo se sana en todas partes...

El Amor puede conducir... de manera simple... todo...

Estamos conectados...

Vibejays & Friends
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