Every once in a while, a band comes along that undoubtedly evokes something special. You don't know what the elusive ingredient is, but you are certain that they belong set apart from amongst the crowd of musical peers in which they lay. This band is not Laidrive.
Laidrive is very unoriginal; we're not part of the Myspace revolution, we like bands that you've probably heard of, we have never had any financial problems at all, we have no musical influences, but we've all had a lot of lessons, we are politically unconscious, music isn't really a priority in our lives, we'd much rather play Nintendo, we're very moderate about our feelings, we don't like my chemical romance...only their old stuff, we will probably sell out quite early in our careers and we don't donate any earnings to charity, critics all hate us.
Laidrive are fresh outta the studio, 'n they smell, they're also a bunch of procrastinating underachieving unmotivated jackasses, who should be signed to a label immediately! They also have a fetish for reverse mermaids - they couldn't be bothered with the mind boggling sexual mechanics entailed with intercourse with normal mermaids. They're often outrageous; they wish they were quite alternative, they don't really like people, per se, but they don't mind it when they listen to them, they're big in Japan...literally, they enjoy talking in the 3rd person, and to the 3rd person, but mostly no one, if you piss them off you'll receive a vase to the face. Also, very crap with structuring proper sentences and paragraphs.
P.S - I forgot to mention that they have the maneuverability of a hawk.
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Hey Mike 1, Video is awesome!! You've come a long way since I first met you haha, would not have imagined that voice in there considering your older stuff. All the best, might have to keep more up to date on your gig listings n try n catch one.
I'm so proud of you boys!!! Wow! I wish I was there for it! But hey bravo! Your fifth member is still workin hard over here:)... getting a degree with a wonderful family... I'm VERY PROUD of you guys! Dont give up on the music... I'm not! Luv you dearly! Shawna
level vibes laidrive .. keep up the good work .. hope to get over the tasman next year .. i'll look you up to see if i can catch a show... ... if ya get a chance check out the other band i'm in 'KING TIDE" myspace. com/kingtidesydney some thing to smoke to... level vibes
Hey guys good to hear from ya! I'm good thanks, just got back from a 3 week holiday in europe (not long enough!!) so yup I'm a lil out of the Auckland loop! How r u guys and when u playing next? I haven't got any gigs lined up as yet, gotta work on some new material first... :)
![King Tide [sydney]](http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/89/s_8257b7f57dd34ed68c6c96e6cf2b8a0c.jpg)
