About me:

When in Larkin’s presence, Chuck Norris pees sitting down. If Larkin smoked cigarettes, even the Surgeon General would be selling them to teenagers. Larkin never reloads.....ever Dont ask what Larkin would do for a Klondike bar. You might just get killed if your holding one It only took 3 minutes for Larkin to find out Victoria's "secret". Larkin does bring a knife to a gun fight. Larkin always wins. Upon hearing that he was to be played by Kiefer Sutherland in an upcoming movie, Larkin killed Sutherland. Larkin gets played by no one. When Mary lost her virginity, Larkin found it and put it back. Larkin’s calendar goes from March 31st until April 2nd, no one fools Larkin Larkin does not use birth control, he simply demands that you not get pregnant. Superman's kids wear Larkin pajamas. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Larkin. Sounds like a fair fight. One day, Larkin decided to play Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun. He won. Larkin once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. Larkin was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Larkin. Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Larkin didn't feel like punching you. Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Larkin is, in fact, still alive. Larkin removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Larkin never needs to escape. Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Larkin during sex; because they are doing the same thing. Larkin uses a computer daily and he never gets pop-ups. Ever. Finding Nemo would have been a one minute movie had Larkin been looking for him. There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Larkin. When Larkin was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables. Larkin once double teamed a girl . . . by himself. Killing Larkin doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry. If Larkin lived next door to Kramer, Kramer would knock before entering. "Simon Says" has been renamed to " Larkin Says" because when Larkin tells you to do something, you ****ing do it. Every mathematical question can be answered correctly with :: " Larkin ". Larkin’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent. Larkin has never actually had to count to three, ever. Your attraction to Larkin in no way affects your sexual orientation. EVERYONE is attracted to Larkin. On Sunday mornings, Larkin skips church. God comes to his house instead. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Larkin jumps out. When Google can't find something, it asks Larkin the answer. Marines are often referred to as Alpha Company because they begin things. Larkin is known as Omega Company because he ends them. Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Larkin laughs at Superman for having a weakness. Larkin can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30. He never eats McDonalds. You can lead a horse to water. Larkin can make him drink. Larkin won the Tour de France on a unicycle. He now thinks yellow wristbands are gay. Guns don't kill people, Larkin kills people. When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Larkin. When Larkin pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction. When Larkin signs up for a free iPod .., he gets one. In kindergarten, for show and tell, Larkin showed his penis to his teacher. She then went and told all of her girlfriends about how big it was. If you replace "Jesus" with " Larkin ", the Bible makes more sense. If Larkin and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Larkin would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out. If Larkin’s gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it. It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Larkin’s milk. In that case, you are so screwed. On a high school math test, Larkin put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Larkin solves all his problems with Violence. Larkin can strangle you with a cordless phone. Larkin once arm wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants. Larkin wasn't born, he was unleashed. In high school Larkin was voted "Most Likely to Kill a Terrorist"... and "Best Eyes." Larkin is the 'I' in team. When Gotham is in trouble they turn on the Batman signal. When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Larkin signal. It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides Larkin." Larkin is so bad that if he asked your girlfriend for her number, YOU would give it to him. Larkin’s tears cure cancer, although he never cries. Larkin once went on vacation to The Virgin Islands. They are known as just "The Islands". .. ..I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net, check out these Myspace Layouts!



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