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Lisa Egan
General / Urban / Comic Hypnotist
"oh, no."

Female
29 years old
London,
United Kingdom



Last Login: 7/25/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/lisaegan  

   Lisa Egan's Comedian Bio
BioBeen performing stand-up since November 2004. So You Think You're Funny semi-finalist in 2005
Websitelisybabe.blogspot.com
InfluencesAll the people that have made me laugh at some point. And the really shit comics I've seen who made me think "I could do that. Better. And they're making a living from it."
TV ShowsIn 1992 I was a contestant on We Are The Champions. We (the yellow team) won! More recently I have put in several appearances on both TV and radio news talking about access and the Disability Discrimination Act.

    Lisa Egan's Interests
MusicI've got really eclectic musical tastes, and my CD collection contains a bit of everything. Having said that, Texas are my favourite band.
Movies
Televisionfriends, ellen, the ellen degeneres show, buffy, angel, firefly, charmed, caroline in the city, cold feet, hi-de-hi!, lost, veronica mars, house, medium, csi
Groups: Bravetarts - Comedy ShowDeath storm

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     Lisa Egan's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Lesbian
Hometown:Cambridge, sort of anyway.
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Postgraduate student

   Lisa Egan's Schools
Brunel University
Uxbridge, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2008
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Cult Film & TV
 

2007 to 2008
Brunel University
Uxbridge, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Film Studies & Drama
 

2000 to 2003


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About me:
Firstly, this isn't the Myspace of the Lisa Egan that was the 1996 female bodybuilding world champion. Nor is this Myspace a memorial to the Lisa Egan that died in the World Trade Centre on Sept 11th 2001. This is the Myspace of the Lisa Egan that is me. Who'd of thought a surname that no-one non-Irish can pronounce would be so popular?

I'm a wheelchair using stand up comic. I'm aware of the irony. The reason for aforementioned wheelchair usage is because I have funny bones. So, despite the irony of being a seated stand up, it kinda makes sense that I'd go into comedy. My wheelchair is called a Quickie. Nice to see wheelchair manufacturers playing with the stereotype that we're all supposed to be asexual. My last chair had "Quickie" emblazoned across the back, and I had to spend my entire teens explaining that I had it put there, but they forgot the question mark.

Being disabled and gay I regularly get told it's a shame that I'm not black. But, I am from a regional minority of sorts, though. I am in fact an Essex girl. I once went on a date with someone who said to me "I didn't know there was such a thing as a gay Essex girl." But, of course there is, it's just rather than our knickers, we use our dungarees to keep our ankles warm.

I'm also a vegetarian, quite animal rightsy, you know, all the lesbian stereotypes. I spend far too much time talking to my cat who tends to walk away at terrible puns. I now live in Camden, so have all the obligatory facial piercings. But, I am a tattoo virgin. I once saw a car sticker that said "The dogs on board this vehicle have been tattooed for identity purposes". This got me thinking about my own lack of tattoos because of a worry about their permanence, and so then I started to wonder if anyone told the dogs that a tattoo is for life, and not just for Christmas.

I am four-eyed, a speccy. I have not one, but two visual defects that require correction by glasses. Firstly I have something called "hyperopia" which means I'm long-sighted. But when the optician prescribed my glasses I got a bit hung up on the "hyper" part of the word, and wondered why she wasn't giving me Ritalin eye drops. The other visual defect I have is called astigmatism. I'd never heard of that before my most recent excursion to the opticians (turns out it means that my eyeballs are the wrong shape) so, of course, when she told me, my immediate response was "Oh god! My hands and feet are going to bleed every Easter!"

I blog about the weird and occasionally wonderful things that happen to me here.
Who I'd like to meet:
People.

   Lisa Egan's Friend Space (Top 12)
Lisa Egan has 383 friends.
 Kim 


 Red 


 Dr Ludwig von Kitt 


 EtienneJolie 


 «…Muldr4Scly…» 


 Em 


 Jessica 


 syma 


 liz 


 Stryngs 


 TEXAS 


 Naomi 





Lisa Egan's Friends Comments
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The One And Only Chris Page (thankfully)





May 16 2008 11:54 PM

Back atcha, flower! How do I change my age on my profile?
Shrinking Violet Designs





May 2 2008 11:14 AM

Pink Festival





Apr 24 2008 10:58 AM

PINK 2008 is taking place on Saturday 30th August at Cherry Hinton Hall Cambridge!
We're now looking for bands, artists, comedians and more!
Email all performance enquiries to acousticstage@hotmail.com
all other enquires email info@pinkfestival.com
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laug





Apr 16 2008 2:13 PM

smile
Indiana Gregg





Feb 7 2008 1:00 PM

Hi ya, hope you're doing well and have had a good week :) below here is also a video about a bunny rabbit who nearly kills himself for love. just wondering what you think. It's sad, but, he's cute. :) well, look forward to hearing from you:) x indiana
Kira





Jan 29 2008 11:28 PM



Cool MySpace Comments
Geoff Norcott





Jan 28 2008 11:05 AM

W4Whatever





Jan 13 2008 2:01 PM

Hey Hot Stuff
More Free Graphics at pYzam.com



I started a short generic comment, but it has taken on a life of it's own!
I've been busy in RealSpace and only getting to MySpace sporadically now. (The Bulletin said something about us this week....how after spending time collecting cyber friends there will be a return to people looking for more intimate connections just with special people...but they don't know my MySpace mates ARE special).
Anyway, I returned to the place of my childhood (Tasmania...no laughing now!) with my children and the weather was so w4wonderful (we hit the three warm sunny days Tassy gets each year) that they want to move down permanently.
Managed to get the kids swimming and boogie boarding in Tassie. No cyclone there. No crocs. No stingers. Real waves. But bluddy freezing! Hope you enjoyed Christmas and New Year.
So what adventures have you begun for 2008?
My adventures began the moment I realised I'm addicted to wasabi peas!.....
W4Waving and Waving some more!
Treasure Tones





Dec 20 2007 12:54 PM

Hi Lisa,

Hope you have a fantastic Christmas. Thanks for coming to London to see us. Hope to see you again in 2008

Christelle

Ally

Treasure Tones
EtienneJolie





Nov 8 2007 3:03 PM

Hey girl, how are you these days? Haven't heard from you in ages. I really hope you're well. xoxo
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laug





Oct 20 2007 2:54 AM


Glitter Graphics & Comments
Stella





Oct 4 2007 9:21 PM

Paralinks: WheelChair Nation





Oct 2 2007 7:57 PM

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The Lesbian Mafia ®





Sep 21 2007 4:22 AM

passing thru here to say hi :)

sandi
reynald





Aug 30 2007 1:50 PM

Thanks for the place in yours friends !!

Reynald !
«…Muldr4Scly…»





Aug 29 2007 8:57 PM

Hey check out my mates band, and if you like them add them, and if you don't like them, add them anyway!:
http://www.myspace.com/thedirgeband
They are playing my birthday in December along with Resolute and Seven Embers. Details will follow at some point :)
Treasure Tones





Aug 28 2007 8:46 AM

Hi Lisa,
The Bull & Gate has good access as far as I can remember. There are no steps at the stage door, and I know for a fact that there are none for the stage load on door so if anything, one of us will take you round to the stage door... just grab one of us when you get there. I think Jen or Alison have my number...

Chrissie
X
FLETCH





Aug 28 2007 7:28 AM

Hiya Lisa!
Wow itwas a lovely surprise to meet ya at Pride! Will chat soon hopefully.

Lots of Love
Fletch x
jen





Aug 27 2007 9:34 PM

hey as far as i remember everything is leveled at the bull and gate!
not like the underworld!
so should be no problem!

Jen
Red





Jun 13 2007 9:50 PM

Hello beautiful, not spoken in a while so i thought i'd say hi - hows things?
jen





Jun 5 2007 10:43 AM

hi lisa,
it was great seeing you last night :)

Jen xxx
ally





Jun 4 2007 10:42 AM

hi lisa,dont worry about tonight we will make sure you get in ok,we are on at 9 30 .see you then. x
Roisin





May 26 2007 12:54 AM

Really glad I got to see your set tonight at Turnmills. Usually I have to run off to get the train. You are very funny and it was great seeing you again xx
WALKER





May 25 2007 10:11 PM

I just thought I should drop you a line and show you my favourite travel picture. Always keep up your happiness as a gift to the world. I wish you a fabulous weekend! Please keep in touch!





Click to see some special travel pictures

jen





May 18 2007 9:38 PM

hey lisy,
happy belated birthday!!!
hope you got a few drinks....i had an alcohol free night!
see you soon,
Jen xxx
Cara





May 17 2007 10:56 PM

Happy Birthday.
See u at next tt gig.xx
wendy





May 17 2007 6:44 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY...!!! ;-) hope you had a good one, and thought it was very quiet at the treasure tones gig...lol x
EtienneJolie





May 17 2007 4:08 PM

i WiSH U A HAPPY BiRTHDAY! :)
Red





May 17 2007 2:18 PM

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:p Happy Birthday gorgeous, sorry i'm not gonna be able 2 get down 2 see ya but we'll meet up soon xxx
Bertrand





May 17 2007 11:57 AM

Hi,

Happy birthday ;-)

Bertrand
Apparelyzed





May 14 2007 8:55 AM

Emerald Flame





May 12 2007 1:12 PM

Happy (extremely early) Birthday!
Red





May 9 2007 2:01 PM

Hey hon, could you do me a favour + go to download-girls.co.uk + vote 4 the pic of me? love ya. xxx
Owlsworld





May 2 2007 9:24 AM

Yes Please
Red





Apr 22 2007 4:30 PM

Hey beautiful, whatcha up 2? Mwah
Corky von Texasheim





Apr 2 2007 2:00 AM

Thanks for the add Lisa!
Red





Mar 20 2007 9:29 AM

"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.".
Red