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Lisa Lampanelli
Stand-Up
**NOW AVAILABLE! CD & DVD OF LL’S HBO SPECIAL, "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN," AMAZON.COM**

Female
47 years old
New York, NY & Tucson, AZ
United States



Last Login: 7/10/2009
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Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Stand-up Comedian

   Lisa Lampanelli's Schools
Harvard University
Cambridge,Massachusetts
Graduated: 1986
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: Radcliffe Publishing Procedures Course
 

1986 to 1986
Syracuse University
Syracuse,New York
Graduated: 1983
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Newspaper Journalism
Minor: Anthropology
 

1979 to 1983
St Joseph High School
Trumbull,Connecticut
Graduated: 1979
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1975 to 1979


Lisa Lampanelli's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 260957 Plays Today: 68
Air Injury
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White Moms vs. Black Moms
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Enter at Your Own Risk
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Chinchillas
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Lisa Lampanelli and LL Cool J, part two
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Lisa Lampanelli and LL Cool J, part one
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Lisa Lampanelli - Comedy Central's Flavor Flav Roast Party
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Gone Fishing
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Getting Pretty
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"Holiday Play" - from Dirty Girl rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 16 2009 7:00P
Cape Cod Melody Tent Hyannis MA
Jul 18 2009 7:00P
Hampton Beach Casino Hampton Beach NH
Aug 7 2009 7:00P
Verizon Wireless Theatre Houston TX
Aug 8 2009 7:00P
Majestic Theatre Dallas TX
Aug 14 2009 7:00P
Silver Legacy Casino Reno NV
Aug 15 2009 7:00P
Dodge Theatre Phoenix AZ
Sep 11 2009 7:00P
Sovereign Performing Arts Center Reading PA
Sep 12 2009 7:00P
Landmark Theatre Syracuse NY
Sep 18 2009 7:00P
Alabama Theatre Birmingham AL
Sep 19 2009 7:00P
Mahalia Jackson Theater New Orleans LA
Sep 25 2009 7:00P
Weidner Center Green Bay WI
Oct 2 2009 7:00P
William Saroyan Theater Fresno CA
Oct 3 2009 7:00P
Crest Theatre Sacramento CA
Oct 10 2009 7:00P
Cobb Energy PAC Atlanta GA
Oct 23 2009 7:00P
Omaha Civic Auditorium Omaha NE
Oct 24 2009 7:00P
Hoyt Sherman Place Des Moines IA
Oct 30 2009 7:00P
River Rock Casino Richmond CAN
Nov 6 2009 7:00P
Palace Theatre Columbus OH
Nov 7 2009 7:00P
Lorain Palace Theater Lorain OH
Nov 13 2009 7:00P
McDonald Theatre Eugene OR
Nov 14 2009 7:00P
Paramount Theatre Seattle WA
Nov 20 2009 7:00P
Wells Fargo Center Santa Rosa CA
Nov 21 2009 7:00P
Fox Theatre Redwood City CA
Dec 4 2009 7:00P
Riverside Theatre Milwaukee WI
Dec 5 2009 7:00P
Michigan Theater Ann Arbor MI

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LISA LAMPANELLI NEWS FEED

THE QUEEN OF MEAN'S FIRST BOOK, "CHOCOLATE, PLEASE," AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW IN HARDCOVER AND AUDIOBOOK!!

It's the autobiography you've all been waiting to read! It's Lisa's first tell-all book and, trust us, it leaves no stone unturned. Read about her litany of chocolate daddies, her at-times hilarious struggles with food, fat and men, and her crazy Italian, Catholic family. Behind-the-scenes stories about the roasts, plus Lisa's uproarious opinions on every subject under the sun make this book the must-read it is!

To have it in your mailbox before it hits stores on September 15, pre-order "Chocolate Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat and Freaks" in hardcover now at Amazon.com!
http://...com/LLBookonAmazon

LISA ROASTS 'EM ON LOGO'S "NEW NOW NEXT AWARDS" PREMIERING THIS SATURDAY!

At the LOGO channel's second annual awards show, the Queen of Mean had the pleasure of presenting the award for Brink of Fame: Comic, but not before she gave it to the nominees as only LL can do. LL ripped 'em a new one and had tons of fun rubbing elbows with host RuPaul, LL's "Real Housewives of NYC" friends, Bethenny and Jill, and "Ugly Betty"'s Vanessa Williams.

Don't miss your favorite Queen in action when the awards show premieres this Saturday, June 13, at 9 p.m. EDT on the LOGO channel. If you miss it Saturday, don't fret! The show will re-air at the following times:

Saturday, 6/13/2009 at 10:30 p.m. EDT
Saturday, 6/13/2009 at 3:00 a.m. EDT
Sunday, 6/14/2009 at 7:00 a.m. EDT
Sunday, 6/14/2009 at 7:30 p.m. EDT
Monday, 6/15/2009 at 9:30 p.m. EDT
Tuesday, 6/16/2009 at 12:00 p.m. EDT
Wednesday, 6/17/2009 at 7:00 p.m. EDT
Thursday, 6/18/2009 at 12:00 p.m. EDT
Saturday, 6/20/2009 at 10:00 a.m. EDT
Friday, 6/26/2009 at 9:00 p.m. EDT
Saturday, 6/27/2009 at 3:00 p.m. EDT
Sunday, 6/28/2009 at 12:30 p.m. EDT
Sunday, 6/28/2009 at 6:30 p.m. EDT

For more info on how to get LOGO in your home and to watch the show online, visit:
http://...com/LL-LogoOnline

For photos from the red carpet, check out:
http://...com/LL-LogoNY

And:
http://...com/LL-LogoCM

GOT HOWARDTV?! CHECK OUT LISA'S ENTIRE INTERVIEW WITH HER NEW BF - ON DEMAND!

If you loved listening to LL's recent appearance on the King of All Media's show back in May, you'll be mesmerized by the whole thing caught on video - now playing on HowardTV ON DEMAND! This interview was so outrageously funny, it was the most watched show of the week on the channel!

To get HowardTV, visit:
http://www.howard.tv/

"LISA AND JIMMY SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" THE QUEEN MAKES "PAGE SIX"!

Lisa and her new beau got a shout-out in the famed gossip column, Page Six, in the New York Post!

Check it out here:
http://...com/LL-PageSix

THIS JUST IN: CHECK OUT PHOTOS OF LISA WITH HER NEW VANILLA LOVER! PLUS, VINTAGE "HUMMERS FOR HEROES" VIDEO FROM THE QUEEN'S VAULT!

If you caught Lisa on Howard Stern and on her Howard 101 special Monday, you've learned that Lisa has a new man in her life! Everyone at Sirius LOVED Jimmy, and Howard even gave him an affectionate nickname! Check out Lisa's MySpace and Facebook pages to see Lisa with her teddybear at the Sirius studios.

For Lisa's MySpace page, visit:
http://...com/LL-MySpace-new-pics

And for Facebook, check out:
http://...com/LL-Facebook-new-pics

WANT TO LISTEN TO LISA READ HER BOOK TO YOU ON YOUR IPOD?

Lisa is also releasing "Chocolate, Please" in audiobook format! You can hear each tasty word straight from the author's mouth - and maybe from a guest celebrity reader or two as well!

To pre-order the audiobook, please visit:
http://...com/LL-New-Audiobook

NEW PICS OF LL WITH GEORGE LOPEZ, THE CAST OF MICHAEL STRAHAN'S FOX PILOT & BRAVO'S REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC!

Lisa is making new friends everywhere she goes! Check out her MySpace page and Facebook to see her with fellow comedian/ favorite Latino, George Lopez, plus the cast of "Brothers," the sitcom pilot she just filmed starring Michael Strahan. Also, have a look at photos of LL with Bravo's Real Housewives of NYC Jill Zarin, LuAnn de Lesseps and Ramona Singer at the Friars Club in Manhattan.

Click here to go to Lisa's MySpace page:
MySpace Pics

And here for her Facebook page:
Facebook Photos

LISA LAMPANELLI IS SPREADING THE LOVE! HOPEFULLY, LISA G WILL CATCH IT!

On Monday, May 11th, the Queen of Mean will be playing cupid for Howard 100 newswoman Lisa G when she conducts the "Lisa G Dating Game," on her next one-hour special on Howard 101. Since Lisa has finally found love of her own, she will fix up her friend with men she believes to be the caliber fit to date her favorite Jewish princess.

If you are male and have the desire to woo Lisa G and potentially win her heart -- or at least a date -- send an e-mail to DateLisa@sirius-radio.com. Please include your name, age, cell phone number, a photo, and a few sentences stating why you are interested in dating Lisa G. A very few lucky men will be chosen to compete for her heart.

Contestants must be available to come into the Sirius Satellite Radio studios in New York City for the taping on Monday, May 11th, at 7 p.m. EDT.

Hope to hear from all you red-blooded males out there. And good luck!

GET READY, BEYOTCHES! LISA TO APPEAR ON HOWARD CHANNELS -- NOT ONCE BUT TWICE -- ON MON., MAY 11!

Mark your calendars and fire up your Sirius Satellite Radios! Lisa will be rocking the Howard channels both in the mornin' and the evenin' on Monday, May 11.

First, at 7:30 a.m. EDT, the Queen of Mean will hang with the King of All Media, and regale him with stories about everything from her pilot shoot with Michael Strahan and the Bravo A-List Awards to her completely whacked out dating experiences of late. Has Lisa gone back to whitey? Guess you’ll have to listen to Howard 100 on Monday, May 11, at 7:30, and find out for yourself.

Then at 7 p.m. EDT that same night, set your Sirius dial to Howard 101 for another of LL's highly anticipated one-hour specials. This time, Lisa will conduct the "Lisa G. Dating Game," where she will use her relationship wisdom to help the Howard Stern newswoman find true love.

For more info on Howard 100 and 101 on Sirius Satellite Radio, check out: http://sirius.com/howardstern

LL HONORS DON RICKLES & OTHERS AT THE 7TH ANNUAL "TV LAND AWARDS!"

Lisa loves all things television, especially the sitcoms she was hooked on as a teenager. So when TV Land asked the Queen of Mean to honor Don Rickles and some of her favorite shows at the channel's annual awards show, she didn't hesitate to accept.

Watch as LL pays tribute to her idol and special honoree, Don Rickles, when he is presented with the Legend Award. Plus, stay tuned for Lisa's commentary on other fave shows of hers like "M*A*S*H" and "Married with Children."

Tune in to the star-studded show, hosted by Neil Patrick Harris, when it airs this Sunday, April 26, at 8 p.m. EDT.

For more information, visit:
TV Land

THE QUEEN OF MEAN'S FIRST BOOK, "CHOCOLATE, PLEASE," AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW!!

It's the autobiography you've all been waiting to read! It's Lisa's first tell-all book and, trust us, it leaves no stone unturned. Read about her litany of chocolate daddies, her at-times hilarious struggles with food, fat and men, and her crazy Italian, Catholic family. Behind-the-scenes stories about the roasts, plus Lisa's uproarious opinions on every subject under the sun make this book the must-read it is!

To have it in your mailbox before it hits stores on September 15, pre-order "Chocolate Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat and Freaks" now at Amazon.com!
Click here!

DON'T FORGET TO TUNE IN WHEN LISA PRESENTS AT BRAVO'S "A-LIST AWARDS," AIRING WEDNESDAY, APRIL 15!

It's a first for the Queen of Mean and, she is psyched!

Lisa has been asked to present a coveted statuette at Bravo's second annual "A-List Awards"! The show, hosted by one of Lisa's favorite comedians -- Kathy Griffin -- will put her elbow-to-elbow with some of Bravo's brightest stars like Jeff Lewis, Todd English and the Housewives.

And you know Lisa -- with her, ANYTHING can happen. So, watch to see her tribute to all the stars nominated -- even the ones who DON'T show up!

It's sure to be an amazing night so tune in when it airs Wednesday, April 15, at 10 p.m. EDT!

For more information, visit:
BravoTV.com

HOT OFF THE PRESSES! THE CD AND DVD OF "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN," LISA'S FIRST HBO SPECIAL, TO GO ON SALE TUESDAY, MARCH 31!

Get ready! Lisa’s smash hit and first ever HBO special, "Long Live the Queen," can finally be yours on Tuesday! The DVD and CD of the special includes TONS OF ADDITIONAL FOOTAGE so make sure you get yours the minute it drop!

DON’T WANT TO WAIT TO GET IT WITH EVERYONE ELSE? THEN, PRE-ORDER "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN" NOW! To get your copy of this groundbreaking DVD and CD, pre-order them both NOW on Amazon.com!

To get the DVD, visit:
Amazon

And for the CD, go to:
Amazon

CHECK OUT LISA’S NEW PHOTOS ON MYSPACE AND FACEBOOK FROM THE LARRY THE CABLE GUY ROAST & THE BARRY MANILOW INDUCTION CEREMONY AT THE FRIARS CLUB!

The past few months have been a blur of activity for Lisa. Not only did she serve as roastmaster at the Comedy Central Roast of Larry the Cable Guy, she was on hand to help the Friars Club bestow an honorary membership on her favorite balladeer, Barry Manilow.

To check out pictures from both the events, go to Lisa’s MySpace and Facebook pages now.

Click "Pics" above to clheck out the new photo albums.

And click here for her Facebook page:
Facebook

IT’S ALMOST HERE! "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN" - LISA'S FIRST HBO COMEDY SPECIAL - TO BE RELEASED ON DVD & CD MARCH 31!

PRE-ORDER IT NOW AT NEWBURYCOMICS.COM & RECEIVE AN AUTOGRAPHED BOOKLET!

Get ready! Lisa's smash hit and first ever HBO special, "Long Live the Queen," can soon be yours! The DVD and CD of the special – WITH TONS OF ADDITIONAL FOOTAGE -- will be available on Warner Bros. Records on Tuesday, March 31.

WANT AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY? PRE-ORDER "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN" NOW! NewburyComics.com has a limited supply of autographed CDs and DVDs available for pre-order.

For details, please visit: NewburyComics.com

LL TO APPEAR FOR THE 7TH TIME ON HER FAVORITE LATE-NIGHT TV PROGRAM, NBC'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO" ON MONDAY, MARCH 30!

Jay Leno loves Lisa and he has invited her to visit the show yet again on Monday, March 30, in anticipation of the release of "Long Live the Queen" the next day! Not only will Lisa wow Jay, she hopes to captivate another of his favorite guests, the super-steamy Vin Diesel.

Catch the episode when it airs on Monday, March 30 at 11:35 p.m. EDT on NBC:
NBC.com

DON’T FORGET: LISA, JEFF FOXWORTHY, WARREN SAPP, AND GARY BUSEY RULE THE COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST OF LARRY THE CABLE GUY, AIRING THIS SUNDAY, 3/15!

In LL’s first turn as roastmaster, she set the tone for a star-studded, laugh-packed evening as Comedy Central paid tribute to her pal, Larry the Cable Guy. Larry’s friends, including country singer Toby Keith and Maureen “Marcia Brady” McCormick, raked the man-of-the-hour over the coals to hilarious results, which can be seen on the comedy network THIS Sunday, March 15, at 10 p.m. EST!

WANT A PREVIEW?
Check out clips of LL in action by going to the following link on Comedy Central’s site:
ComedyCentral.com

AND SEE THE CLIP THAT HAS EVERYONE TALKING – LISA’S RACIEST ROAST JOKE ON TMZ:
TMZ.com

IT'S ALMOST HERE! "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN" -- LISA'S FIRST HBO COMEDY SPECIAL -- TO BE RELEASED ON DVD & CD MARCH 31!

THERE'S MORE THAN 20 MINUTES OF EXTRA FOOTAGE -- SO ORDER NOW!

Get ready! Lisa's smash hit and first ever HBO special, "Long Live the Queen," can soon be yours! The DVD and CD of the special -- WITH TONS OF ADDITIONAL FOOTAGE -- will be available on Warner Bros. Records on Tuesday, March 31.

DON'T WANT TO WAIT TO GET IT WITH EVERYONE ELSE?
THEN, PRE-ORDER "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN" NOW!

To get your copy of this groundbreaking DVD and CD, pre-order them both NOW on Amazon.com!

To get the DVD, visit:
Amazon.com

And for the CD, go to:
Amazon.com

And thank you to all the fans and viewers who helped make Lisa's special the huge ratings success it was!

LISA, JEFF FOXWORTHY, WARREN SAPP, AND GARY BUSEY RULE THE COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST OF LARRY THE CABLE GUY! AND YOU CAN SEE CLIPS AND PIX FROM IT NOW!

In LL's first turn as roastmaster, she set the tone for a star-studded, laugh-packed evening as Comedy Central paid tribute to her pal, Larry the Cable Guy. Larry's friends, including country singer Toby Keith and Maureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick, raked the man-of-the-hour over the coals to hilarious results, which can be seen on the comedy network on Sunday, March 15, at 10 p.m. EST!

WANT A PREVIEW?
Check out clips of LL in action by going to the following link on Comedy Central's site:
Comedy Central

WANNA SEE PHOTOS?
Sneak a peek at Lisa on the red carpet and onstage at:

WireImage.com
WireImage.com

Zimbio.com
Zimbio.com

FilmMagic.com
FilmMagic.com

GettyImages.com
GettyImages.com

AND CHECK OUT ANOTHER LISA ROAST CLIP AS FEATURED ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO"!

Go to the link below to see a little piece of what made Lisa shine at the roast. On Larry the Cable Guy's recent appearance on "Leno" Jay showed a clip of LL doing what she does best - roastin' away! Check out the complete episode by going to:

NBC.com

LISA’S LATEST ONE-HOUR HOWARD STERN SPECIAL, “RACE RELATIONS 101,” CAN NOW BE HEARD ON INSULTCOMIC.COM!

In Lisa’s third one-hour special on Sirius Radio's Howard 101, "Race Relations 101 with the Queen of Mean," Lisa walked listeners and her in-studio guests through the subtle and not-so-subtle differences between all cultures, races, and religions, in true LL fashion!

If you missed it on the air – or if you just can’t get enough of this hilarious special – check it out at InsultComic.com:
http://www.insultcomic.com/clips.php

LISA TO ROAST LARRY THE CABLE GUY – AS THE MASTER!

Pamela Anderson, Gene Simmons, Flavor Flav -- the list of celebrities roasted to a crisp by the Queen of Mean goes on and on. However, this March, LL will have the distinct honor of serving as roastmaster for Comedy Central's "Roast of Larry the Cable Guy"! Lisa, along with comedy legend Jeff Foxworthy, country singer Toby Keith, and "Price is Right" host Drew Carey, among others, will tear into her good friend, Larry, and rip the rest of the dais to shreds in true LL fashion.

Tune in to Comedy Central on Sunday, March 15, at 10 p.m. EST to watch the roast that's sure to be full of surprises, with Lisa knockin' 'em all dead, as usual!

Check out Comedy Central's site for more details:
Comedy Central

IT'S A RATINGS BONANZA!
LISA BLOWS IT OUT OF THE
WATER WITH "LONG LIVE
THE QUEEN" – HER FIRST
HBO COMEDY SPECIAL!

The Queen of Mean would like to extend a hearty and heartfelt thank you to all 1.1 million of you who tuned in to her first ever HBO special, "Long Live the Queen," on Saturday night. Just as we suspected, the show was a smashing success -- in fact, "Long Live the Queen" became the SECOND HIGHEST-RATED SPECIAL IN A YEAR on the best network around, HBO!

LL's ratings beat those of recent specials by Ricky Gervais, Dana Carvey, and one of her comic heroes, George Carlin!

Needless to say, Lisa is thrilled to pieces, and hopes you enjoyed watching the special as much as she enjoyed making it.

DID YOU MISS THE SPECIAL? WELL, NO WORRIES!
Catch one of the many re-airings on HBO, HBO Comedy, and HBO2.

For a full list of dates and times, go to:
HBO.com

WANT LL'S HBO SPECIAL "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN" NOW?
If you just can't wait until "Long Live the Queen" becomes available on CD and DVD on March 31, iTunes and Amazon.com have MP3 downloads available now from LL's HBO special!

To get the clips, visit:
iTunes
or
Amazon

HIT REFRESH! INSULTCOMIC.COM GETS A MAKEOVER!

Check out InsultComic.com's new look! The site not only got a facelift with the new "Long Live the Queen" motif, we've also added brand new features like Lisa's Weekly Random Thought Blog. Make sure to visit the site to get a new "soundbite" from your favorite Queen every Friday!

Go to the site now to see what LL's been thinkin' about this week: http://insultcomic.blogspot.com

While you're at it, check out LL's new online store which features fresh-off-the-grill "Long Live the Queen" shirts, hats, and thongs. Treat yourself like a Queen -- you know you deserve it!

SATURDAY NIGHT'S THE NIGHT, FOLKS!
LISA'S HBO SPECIAL, "LONG LIVE THE
QUEEN," AIRS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE
SUPER BOWL AT 10 P.M. EST.

Make a date with LL and HBO for the airing of Lisa's first ever one-hour HBO special on Saturday, January 31, at 10 p.m. EST! Share in Lisa's joy over this momentous event when she joins the ranks of comic greats George Carlin, Chris Rock, and legendary others.

If you call yourself an LL loyalist, you can't miss this momentous occasion! So, watch "Long Live the Queen" and see why HBO is the network that takes comedy seriously.

For more information and additional airing times, please visit HBO's site by clicking this link:
Lisa on HBO

LL DISHES WITH CHELSEA HANDLER ON TUESDAY!

Watch E!'s "Chelsea Lately" this Tuesday, January 27, at 11:30 p.m. EST to see Lisa with her new comic pal, Chelsea Handler! The gals chat about Lisa's controversial act, and they compare notes on chocolate love, a subject about which neither of them is a stranger. The two also discuss Lisa's HBO special, "Long Live the Queen," which airs THIS Saturday, January 31st. (Can you believe it's almost here?!)

Tune into E! on Tuesday at 11:30 p.m. EST (or when the show re-airs at 2:30 a.m. EST). You won't want to miss one second of LL's shining appearance!

LOVE LISA ON STERN? WELL, YOU CAN
CATCH HER NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE ON
HOWARD'S SIRIUS CHANNELS MONDAY,
JANUARY 26!

FIRST IN THE MORNING . . .
You know there's no better pairing in comedy than the Queen of Mean and the King of All Media, so tune in to Sirius Satellite Radio's Howard 100 at 8:30 a.m. EST on Monday, January 26, to catch Lisa's bluntest interview yet with her hero, Howard Stern!

Listen as Lisa dishes about her first ever HBO special, "Long Live the Queen," tosses in a few juicy tidbits from her book, "Chocolate, Please" hitting bookstore shelves this fall, and yaks about her most recent adventures with food, fat, and, of course, freaks! And remember, Sirius is uncensored satellite radio, so you never know what these two will say!

THEN AS NIGHT FALLS . . .
Later that evening at 7 p.m. EST, join Lisa when she hosts her third one-hour special on Sirius radio's Howard 101. And it's sure to be her best yet!

A few months ago during her "Ask Dr. Lisa" special, LL therapized Howard listeners, and now, she'll educate them. In this special, "Race Relations 101 with the Queen of Mean," Lisa will usher in the bright new era we are entering now that we have a President of a different color. Always the giver, Lisa will walk listeners through the subtle and not-so-subtle differences between all the cultures, races, and religions that make up this gorgeous mosaic called the United States. Not only will this special provide LL with an excuse to skewer Chinks, Spics, Spooks, and Yids on live radio, it will give her the opportunity to really (sniff) make a difference.

WANNA BE PART OF THE SHOW?
You can do so in three ways:
1) By phone: Call in and chat with Lisa live from 7 to 8 p.m. EST during the special's live broadcast on Monday, January 26. As always, just dial 1-888-STERN101 and you may be lucky enough to have an on-air audience with the queen;

2) By e-mail: Have a question about anything and everything racial? Write to Lisa at RaceRelations101@gmail.com, and you just might get your answer during the broadcast;

3) In person: Have a pressing issue that can only be handled by meeting LL in person? For example, are you a disgrace to your race, that is, you're a black man who can't dance, a Jew who tips, or a sober Irishman? If so, come in to Sirius Satellite Radio's New York City studios so Lisa can teach you how to be the top N-gga in charge, the best Jew bastard you can be, or the most drunken Irish donkey on the planet. To schedule an in-person appearance on the show, e-mail RaceRelations101@gmail.com by Friday, and you just may be picked to join Lisa in the studio for some much-needed up-close-and-personal time.

CHECK OUT HOWARD TV STARTING TODAY -- TUESDAY, JANUARY 6 -- WHEN LISA HOSTS THE CHANNEL'S ARTIE LANGE YEAR-END SPECIAL!

LL helped her good pal, Artie Lange, reflect on the past year by hosting, "Artie's Wild 2008," which premieres today, on demand, on Howard TV. Don't miss this special, which features all of Artie's highs, lows, and other hilarious moments of 2008 as shown by the Queen of Mean!

For more information, go to:
Howard TV

THIS JUST IN! MARK YOUR CALENDARS! LISA'S HBO SPECIAL, "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN," TO AIR SATURDAY NIGHT, JANUARY 31!

As all LL fans know, Lisa has finally made it to the network that defined quality stand-up specials, the one-and-only HBO. What's even better is that you can see it in prime time the night before the Super Bowl! We know! What an f-in' weekend!

Make a date with LL and HBO for the airing of her first ever one-hour HBO special on Saturday, January 31, at 10 p.m. EST! Share in Lisa's joy over this momentous event when she joins the ranks of comic greats George Carlin, Chris Rock, and legendary others.

If you call yourself an LL loyalist, you can't miss this momentous occasion!

For more information and additional airing times, please visit HBO's site at:
HBO.com

NEW AUDIO CLIP ON INSULTCOMIC.COM:
LISA'S 2ND SPECIAL ON HOWARD 101

Betcha didn't know it, but the Queen of Mean is also the Queen of Nice -- well, sort of.

If you don't believe us, check out a clip from LL's latest one-hour special on Howard 101, "Ask Dr. Lisa." Dishing out tough love to her fans has become one of Lisa's favorite -- and funniest -- hobbies, and we know you'll enjoy it too.

Just go to the Clips & Pics page of Lisa's official website, www.InsultComic.com, or just click on:
http://www.insultcomic.com/clippics.shtml
to see what had Stern fans -- and Stern himself -- laughing all the way to the shrink's office.

NBC IS THE PLACE TO BE WHEN LISA RETURNS TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO" ON MONDAY, NOVEMBER 17TH!

She's shut Simon Cowell up, she's turned Michael Clarke Duncan red, and she made cute li'l Ryan Phillippe squirm. And on Monday, November 17th, at 11:35 p.m., Lisa hopes to add Kiefer Sutherland to her list of "Tonight Show" guests who'll never forget her.

Tune in to "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" to see Lisa dish about the election, her lovelife, and her new book and HBO Special. And Kiefer, Jay, and Kevin Eubanks -- watch out! She's B-A-A-A-A-C-K!!

LISTEN TO LISA ON BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE ON HOWARD 101 NEXT THURSDAY, OCTOBER 2!

Bubba loves Lisa, and Lisa loves Bubba. So tune in to Sirius Satellite Radio's Howard 101 when Lisa makes a rare in-studio appearance on her buddy, Bubba the Love Sponge's show. The boys and Lisa will dish about all the dirt 'cause, as you know, on Bubba's show, no rules apply.

Check Lisa out on Thursday, October 2 at 4:15 p.m.! And get ready to laugh!

LISA TO GET RAW ON SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO

Drop everything and tune in to the Raw Dog channel on Sirius Satellite Radio on Tuesday, February 19, at 7 p.m. to hear two full hours of Lisa. It's been nearly a year since Lisa took over the airwaves over at Raw Dog, and this time, she'll leave no subject untouched and no stone unturned.

Remember: Be there on Tuesday the 19th at 7 p.m., at Raw Dog Channel 104, on Sirius Satellite Radio.







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BIO

LISA LAMPANELLI

Lisa Lampanelli is Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean. Heralded as "more than a standup -- a standout," by comedy legend Jim Carrey, Lampanelli is a cross between Don Rickles, Archie Bunker, and a vial of estrogen. She even won accolades from The King of All Media Howard Stern, who called her "a true original and a brilliant comedy mind who'll steal the show every time."

This equal opportunity offender is a regular on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" and Howard Stern's Sirius satellite radio shows. She recently joined the ranks of comic greats and added her first ever one-hour HBO comedy special, "Long Live the Queen," to her resume, with a CD and DVD of the special to follow. In addition, her first book, "Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat and Freaks," will hit bookstore shelves on September 15, 2009.

Lisa's rise to the top of the comedy food chain began in 2002 when she was the only female comedian invited to skewer Chevy Chase on the NY Friars Club Roast on Comedy Central. She soon became one of the few white comedians to perform on BET's "Comic View," cementing her huge crossover appeal. A year later, she rocked Comedy Central once again in her back-to-back appearances on "Premium Blend" and on the enormously rated "Roast of Jeff Foxworthy" -- again, the only female invited to roast the man of honor.

Lisa appeared on Comedy Central's "Last Laugh 2005" and her headlining performances on the Comedy Central roasts of Pamela Anderson and William Shatner, among others, received national attention. Lisa's 2005 one-hour special, "Take It Like a Man," was a hit with the comedy network yet again, and the CD and the DVD of the same name hit 6 on the comedy charts. Then, in January 2007, Lisa's second one-hour special, "Dirty Girl," debuted on Comedy Central and Warner Bros. Records, and reached 4 on the charts. Soon thereafter, "Dirty Girl" was nominated for a Grammy Award for 2007's Best Comedy Album of the Year.

Lisa has also taped several specials for VH1, MTV, and CMT, and was featured on the "Best of" episode of Comedy Central's "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn." Known for saying things that most people are afraid to think, Lisa Lampanelli's raunchy, gut-busting performances are wildly popular at theaters across the U.S. and Canada.

Lisa appeared in "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector" and had a featured role in "Delta Farce," opposite Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy, and D.J. Quall. She also starred in the feature film, "The Aristocrats" and, most recently, played a more maternal version of herself in the Owen Wilson vehicle, "Drillbit Taylor." She is currently developing a pilot for a weekly series on HBO with executive producers Jim Carrey and Kario Salem.

For more information about Lisa Lampanelli, visit www.insultcomic.com.

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Jennie





Jul 10 2009 1:05 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY♪♪
Carrie





Jul 10 2009 1:04 PM

Happy birthday! I am coming to see you on the 8th!!!! I'm ready
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Jul 10 2009 1:04 PM

hay
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Jul 10 2009 1:04 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hope you have a great one.
Sarah





Jul 10 2009 1:04 PM

kind of sad right now, how r u feeling?
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Jul 10 2009 1:04 PM

HI.. LISA. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
CEA





Jul 9 2009 7:41 PM

happy birthday!! hopes it's a good one! u r da best!! love ur stuff!! xoxo...cea
JeanCoral





Jul 9 2009 4:28 PM

Lisa ~ Happy Birthday!
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Jul 9 2009 4:28 PM

Stay funny the queen of mean
BABYDOLLPHIN





Jul 9 2009 1:17 AM

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY HUGS AND LOVE BABYDOLLPHIN
Kary





Jul 8 2009 8:19 PM

I know it is early but I wanted to wish you Happy Birthday!!!
Jacob





Jul 8 2009 5:11 AM

Lisa I love you! You are so funny!
Kerri Edelman-On iTunes, CD Baby, Facebook & More





Jul 8 2009 5:11 AM

Hi. Thanks for the add! Love your work and you are one of my favorite comedians! I love hearing you when you are on Howard Stern! Please take a listen to some of the music off of my album (now available on iTunes) and leave a comment with which song(s) you like best. Thanks so much! Kerri <3
FUTURE VILLAIN





Jul 7 2009 11:49 PM

Right on! Thanks for rockin with me!
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Jul 7 2009 11:49 PM

thanks 4 adding me. lisa u r a funny girl. take care lisa!
Deborah





Jul 7 2009 11:49 PM

omg i'm going to try to make it to the hamptons casino show
Nemoism





Jul 7 2009 10:07 PM

Happy Belated Birthday! I'm late but what da' hell... lol. lova ya!
jerry





Jul 7 2009 10:07 PM

Thanks for the add
Happy Camper





Jul 7 2009 9:59 PM

COME TO ALASKA!!!
Nic-Nac





Jul 7 2009 9:59 PM

Happy Birthday !!!
Dina the Machina





Jul 7 2009 9:56 PM

Happy Birthday BIOTCH! :)
BEA





Jul 7 2009 9:53 PM

PSsssssssssssssssssssst..........
(HAPPY BIRTHDAY)
Dorothy





Jul 7 2009 9:53 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!
Kristen





Jul 7 2009 9:53 PM

GIRL! You look amazing! And so happy/in love! I'm VERY happy for you!
Jon





Jul 7 2009 9:53 PM

I hope you have a very happy birthday full of fun and excitement!!
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