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Lisa Lampanelli
Stand-Up
Lisa Lampanelli **"CHOCOLATE, PLEASE" AVAILABLE NOW AT AMAZON.COM & AT ALL BOOKSTORES**

Female
48 years old
New York, NY & Tucson, AZ
United States



Last Login: 11/23/2009
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Status:Engaged
Orientation:Straight
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Stand-up Comedian

   Lisa Lampanelli's Schools
Harvard University
Cambridge,Massachusetts
Graduated: 1986
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: Radcliffe Publishing Procedures Course
 

1986 to 1986
Syracuse University
Syracuse,New York
Graduated: 1983
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Newspaper Journalism
Minor: Anthropology
 

1979 to 1983
St Joseph High School
Trumbull,Connecticut
Graduated: 1979
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1975 to 1979


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Air Injury
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White Moms vs. Black Moms
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Enter at Your Own Risk
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Chinchillas
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Lisa Lampanelli and LL Cool J, part two
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Lisa Lampanelli and LL Cool J, part one
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Lisa Lampanelli - Comedy Central's Flavor Flav Roast Party
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Gone Fishing
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Getting Pretty
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"Holiday Play" - from Dirty Girl rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Dec 4 2009 7:00P
Riverside Theatre Milwaukee WI
Dec 5 2009 7:00P
Michigan Theater Ann Arbor MI
Dec 18 2009 7:00P
MGM Grand @ Foxwoods Mashantucket CT
Jan 15 2010 7:00P
State Theatre Easton PA
Jan 16 2010 7:00P
Warner Theatre Torrington CT
Jan 17 2010 7:00P
Borgata Atlantic City NJ
Feb 13 2010 7:00P
Palms Concert Theater Las Vegas NV
Feb 19 2010 7:00P
OVERTURE CTR FOR THE ARTS Madison WI
Feb 20 2010 7:00P
Genesee Theatre Waukegan IL
Apr 10 2010 7:00P
Ruth Eckerd Hall Clearwater FL
Apr 16 2010 7:00P
Meyerhoff Symphony Hall Baltimore MD
Apr 23 2010 7:00P
Winspear Centre Edmonton
Apr 24 2010 7:00P
Jack Singer Concert Hall Calgary
Apr 30 2010 7:00P
Uptown Theater Kansas City MO

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LISA LAMPANELLI NEWS FEED

MISS LISA ON "LOPEZ" LAST WEEK? NO PROBLEM – CHECK HER OUT ONLINE NOW!

The Queen of Mean had a great time with her friend George Lopez last week when she appeared on his brand-new late-night show, TBS's "Lopez Tonight"! If you missed the appearance – or are dying to see it again – check out the "Lopez Tonight" website to watch Lisa’s episode:

http://...com/LL-On-Lopez

CHANGE THE DATE IN YOUR CALENDARS, FOLKS!! LISA WILL BE HEATING UP "LOPEZ TONIGHT" THIS THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12!

LL couldn't be more excited to be chosen as a guest during the premiere week of what's sure to be late-night talk's biggest sensation, TBS's "Lopez Tonight." The show, which stars the one and only George Lopez, will bring late-night talk to a whole new level, so be sure to tune in and join the party!

Tune in to TBS on Thursday, November 12, at 11 p.m./10 p.m. CST to catch LL's appearance. You won’t want to miss this one!

For more info on "Lopez Tonight," check out:
http://www.lopeztonight.com

TUNE IN WHEN LL CHATS "CHOCOLATE" WITH SULTRY R&B-CROONER-TURNED- TALK-SHOW-HOST BRIAN MCKNIGHT!

Lisa was honored to be one of the first guests on Brian McKnight's brand-new TV talk show, and boy, did the two of them have a blast together discussing her newly published autobiography, "Chocolate, Please."

"The Brian McKnight Show," which debuted less than a month ago, has already featured legendary performers Stevie Wonder, Smokey Robinson, and Earth Wind & Fire, plus luminaries like Derek Fisher, Carmelo Anthony, and Kobe Bryant. Naturally, LL is thrilled to be in such stellar company and broadcast in more than 200 markets across the United States.

If you're in Los Angeles, tune in to KCAL 9 TONIGHT – Thursday, October 15 – at 11 p.m. PDT to catch the Queen of Mean with one of the kings of R&B. New Yorkers can catch Lisa's episode on the CW at 11 p.m. EDT this Saturday, October 17.

For those outside of L.A. and NY, click here for all airdates and times for "The Brian McKnight Show." You’ll be glad you did!
The Brian McKnight Show

LL VISITS ELVIS DURAN'S MORNING RADIO SHOW ON TUESDAY, OCT. 20!

After three long years, the Queen of Mean is thrilled to be making her return to one of her favorite radio programs, "Elvis Duran & The Morning Show"! Tune in Tuesday, October 20, at 8:30 a.m. EDT to hear Lisa chattin' it up with her friend Elvis, plus Danielle, Carolina, John Bell, and all the other crazy zoo kids! You won’t want to miss this appearance!

For more info on the show, which is broadcast on Z100 in the New York City area, click here:
Z100

Not in NYC? Not to worry – you can still catch the hilarious interview! "Elvis Duran & The Morning Show" is broadcast in the following cities, so check it out on one of the stations below:

New York, NY - Z100 (Flagship)

Albany, NY - 102.3 KISS

Cleveland, OH - 96.5 KISS

Charlottesville, VA - Hot 101.9

Corinth, MS - Wild 100.7

Dayton, OH - Channel 94.5

Des Moines, IA - KISS 107.5

Fayetteville, AR - Hot Mix 101.9

Ft. Myers, FL - 96.9 WINK FM

Ft. Wayne, IN - Power 102.3

Gallup, NM - 99.9 XTC

Harrisonburg, VA - 93.7 KISS

Huntington, WV - 107.1 KISS

Miami, FL - Y100

Parkersburg, WV - 102.1 The River

Philadelphia, PA - Q102

Poughkeepsie, NY - 96.1 KISS FM

Richmond, VA - Q94

Roanoke, VA - Jammin JJS

Rochester, NY - 106.7 KISS

Wheeling, WV - KISS 95.7

"CHOCOLATE, PLEASE" MANIA HITS AMERICA! AND WE’VE GOT THE PICTURES TO PROVE IT!

NEW PHOTOS ON MYSPACE AND FACEBOOK FROM LISA'S BOOK TOUR!


Check out Lisa's MySpace and Facebook pages to see photos from the "Chocolate, Please" book tour! Thanks to all who came out to support LL – she had tons of fun dishin' the dirt and signing books with you.

Click here for Lisa's MySpace photo albums:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums&friendID=45237765

And here for Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/photos.php?id=545469049

DON’T FORGET: LISA WILL APPEAR ON “THE WENDY WILLIAMS SHOW” TOMORROW!

LL has had her way with late-night queen Chelsea Handler, and tomorrow she sits down with daytime diva Wendy Williams! The girls have a lot to chat about – Lisa’s book tour, Jimmy BB and much, much more!

Be sure to tune in tomorrow Friday, October 2, to catch all the action!

To find out what time “The Wendy Williams Show” airs in your area, check out:

http://www.wendyshow.com/watch-it/

NEW YORKERS - DON’T FORGET! LL WILL BE SIGNING COPIES OF HER BOOK AT THE FAMED CAROLINES ON BROADWAY – TOMORROW AT 7 P.M.!

Lisa will be in New York City tomorrow night at Carolines on Broadway meeting fans and signing copies of her hilarious yet heartfelt autobiography, “Chocolate, Please”! Come visit the Queen and get a SIGNED copy of her book for yourself – and maybe even one for your mom or favorite choc’late daddy!

Here’s where you can catch Lisa:

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, at 7 p.m. in NEW YORK, NY
Carolines on Broadway, 1626 Broadway
https://www.carolines.com/

REMINDER: DON’T FORGET TO TUNE IN TONIGHT WHEN LISA VISITS HER GAL PAL CHELSEA ON “CHELSEA LATELY”!

One of LL’s favorite stops on the “Chocolate, Please” book tour was the set of “Chelsea Lately.” Tune in TONIGHT as Lisa sits down for some girl talk with Chelsea Handler. Watch as they dish about their mutual love of chocolate and look out for a special guest appearance by none other than Jimmy BB who proves that size DOES matter!

Catch all the action when it airs at tonight 11 p.m. At EDT!

Click here for more info on the show:
http://www....com/LL-Chelsea

And keep an eye on the “Chelsea Lately” site for Additional air dates and times!

REMINDER: DON’T FORGET TO TUNE IN TONIGHT WHEN LISA APPEARS ON “JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!” & MONDAY WHEN SHE VISITS “CHELSEA LATELY”!

Now that Lisa’s first tell-all book, “Chocolate, Please,” is finally in bookstores, she can’t wait to share some tasty morsels with the world!

Tune in as Lisa sits down with Jimmy Kimmel TONIGHT to discuss the book, her engagement to Jimmy BB, and much, much more.

You never know what the Queen’s gonna say next, so be sure to tune in!

Catch “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” on ABC when it airs tonight at 12:05 a.m. EDT.

For more on the show, check out:
http://...com/LL-Kimmel


Then, on Monday, September 28, Lisa will sit down for some girl talk with Chelsea Handler on “Chelsea Lately!” Catch all the action when it airs at 11 p.m. EDT.

Click here for more info on the show:
http://www....com/LL-Chelsea

And keep an eye on Chelsea’s site for additional air dates and times!

DON'T FORGET TO TUNE IN TONIGHT WHEN LL SITS DOWN WITH CONAN TO TALK "CHOCOLATE!"

Now that Lisa’s first tell-all book, “Chocolate, Please,” is finally in bookstores, she can’t wait to share some tasty morsels with the world! Tune in TONIGHT as Lisa sits down with Conan O'Brien to discuss the book, her engagement to Jimmy BB, and much, much more.

“The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien” airs at 11:35 p.m. EDT, so make sure to watch!

Click here for more info:
http://...com/LL-Conan

NEXT WEEK IS A HUGE ONE FOR LISA & “CHOCOLATE, PLEASE” WHEN LISA APPEARS ON THE HOTTEST LATE-NIGHT TALK SHOWS!

Now that Lisa’s first tell-all book, “Chocolate, Please,” is finally in bookstores, she can’t wait to share some tasty morsels with the world! Next week, tune in as Lisa sits down with the hottest names in late-night TV to discuss the book, her engagement to Jimmy BB, and much, much more. You never know what the Queen’s gonna say next, so be sure to catch these anticipated appearances!

On Tuesday, September 22, Lisa begins her L.A. book tour when she visits “The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien”! The show airs at 11:35 a.m. EDT.

Click here for more info:
http://...com/LL-Conan


On Thursday, September 24, LL will visit her friends at “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” Don’t miss out – catch the show when it airs at 12:05 a.m. EDT.

For more on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”, check out:
http://...com/LL-Kimmel


Then, on Monday, September 28, Lisa will sit down for some girl talk with Chelsea Handler on “Chelsea Lately!” Catch all the action when it airs at 11 p.m. EDT.

Click here for more info on the show:
http://www....com/LL-Chelsea


Tune in and join in the excitement as “Chocolate, Please” fever spreads across the country!

IMPORTANT CHANGE: LL’S APPEARANCE ON HOWARD STERN CHANGED TO TUES., SEPTEMBER 15 AT 8:30 A.M. EDT

LISA’S HOWARD 101 SPECIAL STILL ON MON., SEPTEMBER 14, FROM 7 TO 8 P.M. EDT

The date may have changed but the content’ll be just as crazy when Lisa appears on her hero’s show on Tuesday, September 15th. On the morning of the release of her book, “Chocolate, Please,” the Queen of Mean will make a return visit to chat with Howard Stern and the gang on Sirius Satellite Radio’s Howard 100 channel. Riveting talks of the book and Lisa’s engagement to Jimmy BB are sure to be awe-inspiring, so make sure to listen.

So change that date to Tuesday, September 15, at 8:30 a.m. EDT.

And remember to listen the night before – Monday, September 14 – when Lisa will host yet another of her hilarious Howard 101 specials. In this new one-hour experience, the Queen of Mean will conduct a “This Is Your Life” episode in which those nearest and dearest to her – and some surprise guests – will call in and dish about what made Lisa the chocolate-loving, always charming Queen of Mean we know and love today!

Even better, CALL IN YOURSELF and get a chance to win a copy of Lisa's book, "Chocolate, Please." Several copies will be given away that hour, so call in to 1-888-STERN101 to get your free copy direct from the queen!

Remember, it all happens at 7 p.m. EDT on Howard 101.

For more info on Howard 100, check out:
http://www.sirius.com/howard100

And for Howard 101, visit:
http://www.sirius.com/howard101

DO YOU HEAR THAT?!? IT’S WEDDING BELLS!! LISA & JIMMY BB TO TIE THE KNOT!! AND TMZ VIDEO PROVES IT!

The Queen of Mean had some exciting news to share with TMZ upon leaving a GLAAD benefit in NYC last week. She and boyfriend, Jimmy Big Balls, are engaged! Check out this hilarious clip of the couple beaming with joy and sharing the news with the world!

http://...com/LL-RingOnIt







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BIO

LISA LAMPANELLI

Lisa Lampanelli is Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean. Heralded as "more than a standup -- a standout," by comedy legend Jim Carrey, Lampanelli is a cross between Don Rickles, Archie Bunker, and a vial of estrogen. She even won accolades from The King of All Media Howard Stern, who called her "a true original and a brilliant comedy mind who'll steal the show every time."

This equal opportunity offender is a regular on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" and Howard Stern's Sirius satellite radio shows. She recently joined the ranks of comic greats and added her first ever one-hour HBO comedy special, "Long Live the Queen," to her resume, with a CD and DVD of the special to follow. In addition, her first book, "Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat and Freaks," will hit bookstore shelves on September 15, 2009.

Lisa's rise to the top of the comedy food chain began in 2002 when she was the only female comedian invited to skewer Chevy Chase on the NY Friars Club Roast on Comedy Central. She soon became one of the few white comedians to perform on BET's "Comic View," cementing her huge crossover appeal. A year later, she rocked Comedy Central once again in her back-to-back appearances on "Premium Blend" and on the enormously rated "Roast of Jeff Foxworthy" -- again, the only female invited to roast the man of honor.

Lisa appeared on Comedy Central's "Last Laugh 2005" and her headlining performances on the Comedy Central roasts of Pamela Anderson and William Shatner, among others, received national attention. Lisa's 2005 one-hour special, "Take It Like a Man," was a hit with the comedy network yet again, and the CD and the DVD of the same name hit 6 on the comedy charts. Then, in January 2007, Lisa's second one-hour special, "Dirty Girl," debuted on Comedy Central and Warner Bros. Records, and reached 4 on the charts. Soon thereafter, "Dirty Girl" was nominated for a Grammy Award for 2007's Best Comedy Album of the Year.

Lisa has also taped several specials for VH1, MTV, and CMT, and was featured on the "Best of" episode of Comedy Central's "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn." Known for saying things that most people are afraid to think, Lisa Lampanelli's raunchy, gut-busting performances are wildly popular at theaters across the U.S. and Canada.

Lisa appeared in "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector" and had a featured role in "Delta Farce," opposite Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy, and D.J. Quall. She also starred in the feature film, "The Aristocrats" and, most recently, played a more maternal version of herself in the Owen Wilson vehicle, "Drillbit Taylor." She is currently developing a pilot for a weekly series on HBO with executive producers Jim Carrey and Kario Salem.

For more information about Lisa Lampanelli, visit www.insultcomic.com.

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Fantasy

Fantasy



Nov 23 2009 12:43 PM

JUST WANNA SAY HI & HOPE UR OK........... HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!! HAVE A GREAT ROCKIN WEEK!!!!!!!!!! HUGSSSSSSSSSSSS KISSSSSSSSSSSSES ALL MY LOVE 2 YA!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE FANTASY
Heather

Heather



Nov 22 2009 1:34 PM

Saw you last night at the WFC in Santa Rosa. It was the best comedy show EVER! Thanks for staying to sign books. You rock! And thanks for being nice to my "old" mom. P.S. Jimmy Big-Balls is HOT.
STATUS MAJOR GEE

STATUS MAJOR GEE



Nov 22 2009 1:34 PM

I'm Haunted by cigarettes and congac...is there anythang else?
CAPRI ♥ AVILA

CAPRI ♥ AVILA



Nov 22 2009 1:34 PM

BIG HUGGIES FOR YOU BEAUTIFUL LISA!!!
*~ MARIN *~

*~  MARIN  *~



Nov 22 2009 1:34 PM

Thanks for the kick ass show yesterday in santa rosa!!
Jo

Jo



Nov 22 2009 1:34 PM

Had a great time tonight in Redwood City. Jimmy Big Balls is hottie!!!
CAPRI ♥ AVILA

CAPRI ♥ AVILA



Nov 21 2009 3:44 PM

HAVE A VERY NICE EVENING AND WEEKEND BEAUTIFUL "LISA"
LOVE YOU LOTS GIRL!!!
Fantasy

Fantasy



Nov 20 2009 4:14 PM

just wanna say hi & hope ur ok.............. thank u 4 the add!!!!!!!!!!!! have a great rockin week!!!!!!!!!!!! hugsssssssssssss kisssssssssssses all my love 2 ya!!!!!!!!!!!!! love fantasy
DEAN RYAN

DEAN RYAN



Nov 20 2009 12:10 PM

Just droppin by to say Hi!,..& hope your doin good,...have a great day!.. ;-)
♥Shaylene

♥Shaylene



Nov 20 2009 12:10 PM

I saw you last week at the Paramount. Your show was amazing!! I love your stand-up. Once I kicked my friend in the crotch and while he was whining from the pain, I played your Take It like a Man special to make him laugh. He was in so much pain afterwards it was hilarious.
Carol

Carol



Nov 20 2009 12:09 PM

Loved your show in Seattle @ the paramont...((Hugs)) from Randy and his white beyotch from the front row!!
RICHY LOVE

RiChy LOve



Nov 20 2009 12:09 PM



!!!*~Thank God It's Friday~*!!!
Ascetic Conveyor

Ascetic Conveyor



Nov 19 2009 10:08 PM

Thanks for the ad...All Love...Ascetic Conveyor.
♥LoRI♥

♥LoRI♥



Nov 17 2009 12:12 PM

Saw you saturday night at the paramount in seattle. You were great I have not laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks
PeaNut

PeaNut



Nov 17 2009 12:12 PM

Lisa, Damn Girl, Your Man is HOT!!! Best to You and Your Italian Stallion!!!!
Never look back, see whats ahead

Never look back, see whats ahead



Nov 16 2009 12:35 PM

I saw you in George lopez show and love ya!!!!
Nichole

Nichole Whitcher



Nov 15 2009 2:07 AM

Damn girl I loved your clips with LL Cool J the best shit i have eva seen! I love you your so fuckin awsome you even make my clit laugh! right on girl do ya thang and make us bastards laugh our cunts off!
Caviar

Caviar



Nov 15 2009 2:06 AM

Watched you on the George Lopez Show. Congratulations on your Big Sexy Cannoli!
Kat

Kat



Nov 14 2009 1:51 PM

THANKS 4 THE ADD!!!! I JUST FEEL SO DAMN SPECIAL NOW =-)
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Nov 13 2009 4:09 PM

i just got done watching you on lopez, and im so happy that you are happily engaged. I saw you in virginia, and hope you make it out to southern california soon!! My hubby and i are BIG lisa fans, buy your dvds, and he takes them to the military base, so all the guys can watch them!! I know all the Coast Guard boys would love to see ya live. ever thought of doing a military show?? that would be hilarious!! Thanks for your entertainment, and good luck with the big balls :)
FABRIZZIO C.

FAbrizzio Ciccone



Nov 13 2009 5:17 AM

Just finished watching your hbo special 2009.... Shit was the fucking Shit I loved it
CAPRI ♥ AVILA

CAPRI ♥ AVILA



Nov 13 2009 5:17 AM

SWEET DREAMS BEAUTIFUL 'LISA'
LOVE YOU LOTS!!!
CAN'T WAIT TILL YOU COME BACK TO RENO
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Mike Orman



Nov 12 2009 8:36 PM

Showin' mad love from . . . .Manhattan NYC. . . . I hope you enjoy :)
Chasiti Chambers

Chasiti Chambers



Nov 12 2009 12:35 PM

Thanks for the add... : )
Mickey Roo

Mickey Roo



Nov 12 2009 12:35 PM

sexy ladyy i lovee your stuff
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