Lisa Landry
|
|
 |
HEADLINING THE FUNNY BONE IN HARTFORD, CT THURSDAY thru SUNDAY.
Female
31 years old
Los Angeles
United States
Last Login: 7/9/2009
|
|
|
|
View My:
Pics
| Videos
|
|
|
Lisa Landry's Comedian Bio
|
| Website | lisalandry.com | | Albums | Put Your Keys in the Keybowl--- chosen 6 itunes TOP 10 BEST COMEDY CD's OF 2008 |
|
|
Lisa Landry's Interests
|
| General | I love sleeping. I love television. I love Doritos. I love to work and I hate to be busy. I have dedicated much of my life to finding the most delectable tex mex known to humanity. Right now- TRES HERMANAS IN OLD TOWN SACRAMENTO is in the lead. I love beer- I think what the world needs a kick ass global keg party right about now. I love Cold Case Files, the Law and Orders and CSI's so I guess I like dead people. I am obsessed with the newest cultural phenonemon whereby widespread rudeness has become acceptable and even encouraged. I am fascinated with humanity. Is that deep enough to counter balance my deep and unabating love for beer? | | Music | Anything by a NOLA artist. | | Movies | Arthur, Tsotsi, Chinatown, Election, Donnie Darko, Steel Magnolias (I know- I'm a super dork- DRINK YOUR JUICE, SHELBY!), Closer, The Exorcist, Caddyshack, As Good as it Gets, Cold Mountain, American History X, Dumb and Dumber, Beetlejuice, Reservoir Dogs, Dangerous Liasons, Maria Full of Grace, Last Tango in Paris, The Last Seduction, North by Northwest, Psycho, Shaun of the Dead, Repo Man, Seven, Fight Club, Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!, The Hunger, Fargo, American Beauty, Female Trouble, Pecker, Lost in Translation, Bring It On, The Devil in Mrs. Jones, Capote, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Monster's Ball, Gia, Xanadu, Animal House | | Television | YES!!! I will watch anything but make over shows. Although if you've ever seen me-you probably figured that out for yourself. | | Books | Come in really handy in the bathroom. And when you can't find the fly swatter. And when you need to stash money. And when you run out of Zig Zag's. And when a little kid comes over and sits at the dinner table and can't reach. And when you want to seem unapproachable in a bar.
| | Heroes | Madonna, Rosa Parks, FDR, computer geeks because-they're hot! All those people helping rebuild the Gulf Coast (I grew up outside of NOLA). Senator Mary Landrieu (D-LA) for saying during a television interview right after Katrina that if the president gave her any grief she would "slap him." :) People who grow up oppressed but come to formulate their own opinions instead of being lead like sheep. Anyone who can have lots of fun and get the stuff done on their to do list but not take it all so seriously that they act like dickheads. The obvious: Firefighters, Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines- cuz I could never. That chick who got her arm chewed off by a shark and continues to surf- that girl may be one arm shy of average but she has some set of balls.
|
| Groups:
|
San Francisco Stand Up Comedy, GOLDBAR COMEDY, Blanco Basura Army, Comedy Time Network Tapings, castings,auditions ,parties, actors , singers , models., agents, producers, writers, film makers, casting directors, Jew Addicts, Comedians of MySpace, Comics Of The Comic Strip Live NYC
View All Lisa Landry's Groups
|
|
|
Lisa Landry's Details
|
| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Hometown: | Harvey, LA | | Religion: | Jewish | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | Grad / professional school |
|
|
![]() |
|
Lisa Landry's Blurbs |
About me:
Hey!!!
click here to go to my website
I'm Lisa Landry...stand-up comedian, actress & good time enthusiast. My half hour special is currently playing on Comedy Central- have some- it goes well with beer and Doritos. I hope you enjoy it- it was voted number three in the Stand Up Showdown in 2008 and number six in 2009. BTW- if you voted for me here's a big ole thanks!
My first CD "Put Your Keys in the Keybowl" is available on my website and on itunes. It was selected by the comedy editors of itunes and Punchline Magazine as one of the Top 10 Best Comedy CD's of 2008. Have some- it goes well with beer and Doritos.
I'm back on tour- AND WILL BE ADDING DATES AS THE YEAR PROGRESSES so if you don't see your city on my calendar- don't think I don't love you- I'll be there soon.
A while back I taped a stand-up DVD called "The Southern Belles of Comedy." That was fun but I am no Southern Belle! Southern Belles are those baby doll pretty debutantes who can brew sweet tea while they bake pecan pies and curl their hair and sing that old-time churchy favorite "What a friend we have in Jesus." I'm a Southern Girl who can chug a beer and light a cigarette while I parallel park my daddy's stick shift pick up truck and belt out that trailer park anthem "Sweet Home Alabama." The only way I can even stomach a sweet tea is with a shot of bourbon to cut the sugar. Catch me on CMT's "20 Greatest Redneck Moments" and you'll see what I mean.
I've been super busy lately- featured on Comedy Central's "Premium Blend" and TBS' "Bitcoms", asked to do commentary for E!'s "Forbes Top 100 Celebrities" "Mike and Juliet in the Morning" and "Redeye". I even co-starred on "Law and Order: SVU" I played a dead hooker; I mean I played cards with Fred Savage. He was the guest star- that means he was the perp. I also spent four years- the longest run ever- as a contributer to US WEEKLY'S "Fashion Police" -which is ironic cuz all I ever wear are Frye boots, jeans and black t-shirts. What can I say- I guess I choose function over form. See- I consistently oversleep and need to rush out my apartment. I just think-Quick! Put on SOMETHING and get out the door already-and the jeans are always right there on the floor...Check out my website: www.lisalandry.com and come see me live!
|
Who I'd like to meet:
My destiny.
|
|
| Lisa Landry's Friend Space (Top 4) |
|
Lisa Landry has 5475 friends.
|
|
|
|
|
![]()
|
Online Now!
.. 
