.....I fell out of my bedroom window, breaking both my legs and spending a large part of my year in hospital. It was at this stage I thought it a good idea to copy a song from my then hero gary glitter, who I am adamant to this day is eddie large in disguise. It was a song loosely based on my unsuccessful attempts to befriend vince clarke. I had a plan for a auteurs – erasure supergroup. I even had a name…jesus jones!
Today I found out two of my most sworn enemies artistically were reforming to play gigs. That Petrol Emotion, fronted by Steve La Mack and the awful Oxford band Sidewinder. I decided to postpone my Auteurs reformation till I had repaired the damage done by fitting those drums to my car. 2010, the year of the bedingfield
I just got out of Leeds by the skin of my teeth. That's the last time I do a tour of Yorkshire! I should have known it would have turned out this way when I came on stage wearing a Peter Sutcliffe mask. I then proceeded to insert a statue of the virgin mary into my rectum!
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This was the day I decided to base my next decades work on the faking of my own death, damn that John Leslie he already beaten me to it. I then instead decided to dress up as Chris Cunningham and proceeded to remake several sucessful boy bands in the afternoon: Code Red, A1, Ultra and Coldplay.
For evening fun, I decided to hire a Lawnmower and right a song cycle to perform in Dublin in 2006. Unfortunately this was also the night Jason Parkes broke into my house with some Irish Chap. I'm not to sure what happened next, all I remember was masks and shouting?
I'M ON TO YOU HAINES!! i saw your lacky john moore sawing up a drum kit and throwing them into a canal the other day. The Haines Book - 3rd of september 1993 Woke up early this morning after having a bad dream about Morrissey dancing on my corpes! Luckily Moore had already cooked me breakfast and was waiting at the bottom of my bed watching me. 'Get your saw out Moore' i said 'we're making an album today!' We spent the rest of the day arguing over the complex issues of the day and trying on hats i'd bought the previos summer from ascot. a few month later we had writen Now i'm a Cowboy.
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You may be amused to know that lukehaines. net which used to be the official website (I think)when das capital was released has been taken over by a french poker site! Extraordinary!
