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Mad King Thomas
Parody / Prop Comic / Women
Mad King Thomas Too much rock for one hand.

Female
26 years old
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA
United States



Last Login: 10/18/2009
Mood: confident Mood Image
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   Mad King Thomas's Comedian Bio
BioThree choreographers: Tara King, Theresa Madaus, Monica Thomas
Lots of Twin Cities’ stages: Walker Art Center, Intermedia Arts, Bryant Lake Bowl, Rogue Buddha, Macalester College, Red Eye Theater, Patrick’s Cabaret, and more!

Some awesome dances: Pomo Looks Like Porno; or, Take my Liver, I abuse it, Breanne stood there, quietly ovulating, Consumer-in-Training, Cinderella Died, A Credit Card for Your Cat, Cover Your Head and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye, Not Someone to Pin Your Hopes and Dreams On Irrationally, I Almost Really Like You, , Welcome to the Shattering World, Premium White Morsels, Broceliande (with Maximum Verbosity

We make dances. The dances are sometimes funny, often strange, usually not exceptionally beautiful or athletic, except for the moments when they are.

We’ve been making dances since 2004. Our mission statement is:

Mad King Thomas: Making things more awesome
Websitemnartists.org/Mad_King_Thomas
InfluencesHijack, Judith Howard, Krista Langberg, your mom, Emily Johnson, Live Action Set, Young Jean Lee, Morgan Thorson, puns, Karen Sherman, the Macalester dance program, Pina Bausch, Jerome Bel, Eleanor Savage, David Neumann, life (god that sounds lame), urban encounters, dreams, alcohol, our bicycles, books, things we find on the internet, pop music.
MembersTara King, Theresa Madaus, Monica Thomas

Additional cast: Imogene, Bright Eyes, Mother Effie, You.
TV ShowsMTN with John Munger in May 2006. Collaborated with the Duchess of Doilies. She’s a sweet tart.
FilmsThe Orange Sessions, Summer on the Corner, I'll Be on the Dock in a Minute
AlbumsFemicide and the Gashly Cunt Grimies' Dead White Men is our favorite album of all time, followed closely by Madonna's Immaculate Collection.

    Mad King Thomas's Interests
GeneralDisclaimer: We don't all like the same things, somehow. Monica, for example, doesn't like robots. Nobody can explain it: it is inexplicable.

Choreography, eating, knitting, robots, hegemony, history, anthropology, English, writing, photography, drinking, cat sitting.
MusicThey Might Be Giants, Cher, Modest Mouse, ABBA, Queen, Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, Bonnie Tyler, Scissor Sisters, Janis Joplin, Madonna, pretty much every song ever written by anyone, ever.
MoviesKung Fu vs. Yoga, Animals are Beautiful People, Fight Club
TelevisionMostly we go to dance shows: 9'x22', Momentum Series, SCUBA, New Works at the Red Eye, Naked Stages, Kinetic Kitchen, the Fringe Festival, and everything else that happens.
BooksA Short History of a Small Place, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, God of Small Things
HeroesSee our list of influences, man.
Groups: Maximum VerbosityFish Pudding World Tour!!!

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     Mad King Thomas's Details
Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Performance group/choreographic collective

   Mad King Thomas's Schools
Macalester College
St Paul,Minnesota
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: History, English, Anthropology
Minor: Creative Writing
Clubs: Dance department, all the time.
Greek:   Omicron Omicron Xi

2001 to 2005

   Mad King Thomas's Networking
Dance - Performance - Contemporary
We like to make faces!
Dance - Production - Choreographer
We make plain dances and big messes.
Nightlife - Entertainment - Go-Go Dancer
Okay, we aren't go-go dancers but we're pretty sure you should hire us for your parties.

   Mad King Thomas's Companies
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Minneapolis, Minnesota US
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Birth to death


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   Mad King Thomas's Blurbs
About me:
NEW SHOW! PLS TO COME!!

MAYBE

June 18, 19, 20, 21
Thurs-Sat at 8pm
Sun at 7pm
Red Eye Theater (15 W 14ths St. Mpls)
Thursday is pay-as-able night, $15 on Friday and Saturday & $12 on Sunday
For tickets, call 612-870-0309
http://www.redeyetheater.org/boxoffice.html


O.M.G. M.K.T. P.Y.T. (HIJACK)
no to the glamour and transcendency of the star image no to the heroic no to the anti-heroic.
Witness the birth of rockandroll. Build a Baroque machinery. Sleep with the dancers.
Here life is beautiful, the girls are beautiful. Even the orchestra is beautiful.
You’ve got what you’ve got and know what you want, your flaws styled and sold as sex.
Everyone in this room is in this fucking dance.
Will you help me get back in my pants?
Where can melancholia and utopia meet? Small disturbances become minor events.
Ever sung a song you didn’t really know at the top of your voice, led by an accordion player in lederhosen in a room full of your very best friends?
This is a documentary. I get very emotional thinking about it.

G.T.F.O. (MKT)
We have assembled a crack team of specialists: Our scientist greets you, but her results are anecdotal and not reproducible. A really, really sad poet translates whale songs into English. Grandma gluts herself on Starlite mints. Welcome to the shattering world, a place where children grow old, life baffles you, and the stars are so bright and beautiful you think they might kill you. Sound familiar?

We're pouring nine Mad King Thomas dances into the same pot and boiling down an ocean worth of material. Somehow this translates into a piece about loss, homesickness, nostalgia, confusion, failure, lying, polar bears, death, and other cheerful topics. We'll try to save the world, even though it might not be worth saving. Come for the apocalypse, stay for the laughs. I swear to you most of us aren't depressed, most of the time.

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Thank you to everyone who saw "Love Me, Love My Questionable Art". It was pretty much 1,000% fun. We sold out two nights!

We make dances. We make performances we like to call dances. We make jokes. We constantly try to one-up ourselves.
Study for Premium White Morsels
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The Mad King Himself says:

I am the emblem of dances made. I am the name, I am the man. It is me you want to know. I am three in one like the Catholic God; I am a three-fer like the deal your Jewish grandmother got. I am the maid, the mother and the crone; I am me, myself, and I.

I have tannish brown curly hair (color from Tara "King-Size" King, texture from Theresa "Fun-Size" Madaus), tan skin (????) and very flexible hips (Monica "Clever Thomas" Thomas). I ride a unicorn. I ride my unicorn in the buff. I dream of ninjas disguised as unicorns.

I can be reached madkingthomas at gmail dot com. Send me my mythologies, send me my portraits, send me your fealty. I will feast on it all.

Who I'd like to meet:
Other choreographers, people who want to see our dances, people who want to help us move furniture on and off stage, people who want to tell us what they think about dance, people who want to eat soup with us.

   Mad King Thomas's Friend Space (Top 15)
Mad King Thomas has 154 friends.
 cara 


 Megan 


 Anna Marie 


 Ariel 


 Elliotts Myspace RESURRECTED Est. March 1st 2007 


 Walker Art Center 


 9 x 22 Dance Lab 


 Live Action Set 


 Katie 


 phillip 


 Intermedia Arts 


 JG EVEREST 


 Scott 


 tara 


 Monica 





Mad King Thomas's Friends Comments
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Sean

Sean



Jul 28 2009 4:36 PM

hey I think this page has you on it www.retwish.com
Kayla

Kayla



Dec 16 2008 10:59 PM

Why, oh why can you not have a show when I'm in town...? I am so sad.
Scott

Scott



Apr 3 2008 6:00 PM

Reason # 354,897 why I love Mad King Thomas:


Megan

Megan



Mar 14 2008 7:20 PM

GUANTE

GUANTE



Mar 12 2008 8:22 PM

i swear, i only spam people once every three years, and only if it's going to be a ridiculously fun show:
minneapolis release party flyer

thanks! hope all is good with you.
Fish Pudding

Fish Pudding



Mar 2 2008 9:56 PM

that's awesome! We'll gladly play anywhere! Especially if people don't know what's going to hit them!
Fish Pudding

Fish Pudding



Feb 27 2008 6:22 PM

Wait...did you come to see us? I thought everyone was there to see acoustic guy!
Megan

Megan



Feb 16 2008 2:00 AM

dammit, i'm in milwaukee this weekend for a northern soul dj record blowout danceparty and will miss your performance and tara vomiting. Boo. may no circles of glass shatter on your stage.
Scott

Scott



Feb 1 2008 3:21 PM

What a wonderful surprise it was to see you on stage at the Walker last night. You were great!
Elliotts Myspace RESURRECTED Est. March 1st 2007

Elliotts Myspace RESURRECTED Est. March 1st 2007



Jan 29 2008 3:02 AM

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WINNER!..
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Megan

Megan



Jan 29 2008 12:37 AM

i'm still peeing. youaresobeautiful youaresobeautiful youaresobeautiful...
Megan

Megan



Jan 27 2008 10:25 PM

I'm so excited for your terrible dance tonight that I just peed my pants.
Nikki Schultz

Nikki Schultz



Jan 16 2008 8:20 PM

For real, tho...beer.
J. Otis Powell!

J. Otis Powell!



Nov 26 2007 8:14 AM

Thanks for the add. Excerpted from All is Fair so Stop the War
by J. Otis Powell! Three:
She's vulnerable to an evil that defies analysis.
She turns her anger against herself.
Figuring out how to survive in such an ethos
& how to cultivate a sense of self is what motivates her.
How to unleash the secrets, without being devoured
is the fuel for her resistance.
She might be suicidal without her resistance
& too much of her has died already.

She wants to leave evidence that She was here
& that She didn't bleed suffer & die unknown, oppressed,
& anonymous.
The drama She's in has grown tired, the dark edges are bitter, poison; imitations of worn out fantasies blur
& too many clichés carry a virus.
Somehow She must learn to cultivate this solitude.
She can no longer sit; She's up!
She's out among us tattoos Vs in the air.
She's dancing out of her constrictions among cowards,
thieves & villains.
She's dancing to meet new appointments & other dimensions She's living in an organism of a new self awareness.
She flows like lava now determined to be more than on time
but to be authentic in it.
Megan

Megan



Nov 13 2007 3:08 PM

Your show was so, so good in a delightful number of ways. My mom and I found ourselves discussing the range of subject matter for a long long time. More. More! MKT should come to Jitters this Thursday.
Amelia

Amelia



Nov 10 2007 6:33 PM

You all look so pretty! Such beautiful white ladies in frilly white dresses... sigh. It's good to be the king.


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Nov 9 2007 5:42 AM

you and your show was brilliantly tears in my eyes from laughing so hard poignantly wonderful tonight.
Cary

Cary



Nov 9 2007 4:09 AM

Chels and I will be there tomorrow!!!


킴



Nov 8 2007 9:57 PM

break a leg and breathe
Katie

Katie



Nov 8 2007 3:44 PM

break legs mommas.
-katiev
Katie

Katie



Oct 22 2007 10:59 PM

i am hungry for MKT!!!... yumm!
-katiev
Katie

Katie



Oct 15 2007 4:30 PM

hello mkt!!!

my show is all that you said tara.... and more. i can't wait to see you ladies on weds.

katiev
Katie

Katie



Jun 25 2007 10:38 PM

i have a crush on mkt.
Outward Spiral Theatre Company

Outward Spiral Theatre Company



Jun 20 2007 5:40 PM

You're interview is up. Check your beautiful selves out on our page!
Megan

Megan



May 18 2007 4:11 PM

Happy Birthday to 1/3 of you today! Great to shake it with 2/3 of you last night on the dance floor.
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