That's right folks, the authorities in Nigeria have arrested a magic goat (which may or may not be a tree goat) suspected of theft and are waiting for the crafty bastard to return to its human form.
Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.
"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat"
"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.
Hey all you Mafia fans!
We've got some awesome news, and some not so awesome news. The awesome news is that we have a SHOW ON JUNE 12TH at the 1st Baptist Church in Westfield, NJ! It's gonna be an wonderous lineup.
The not so awesome news is that we're breaking up, and THIS IS THE LAST TIME EVER TO SEE THE MAFIA PLAY. After this, there will be no more Cats Pooping on Pillows, no more Michael J Fox attempting to play Nintendo Wii, and most of all, no more Nosebleeds.
And we're gonna divorce Awful Waffle LIVE on stage.
Brick By Brick Productions Presents:
June 12 @ Westfield 1st Baptist
170 Elm St, Westfield NJ
6pm, All Ages, $10
The Mafia
Awful Waffle
Banana Hammock
Infinite Detour
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A donkey punch to the forces of evil, and a mushroom stamp on the forehead of injustice! We are the Beer Drinkers Society my friends and after months of silence we are back. There's been a new president and a new world order forming. We have alot of talking and alot of catching up to do. Join us on April tenth for the launching of the BDS Web Show, we cut through the shit quick like a 5 foot dildo of truth in the ass of a pedophile politician!
Hey Magic Goat! Please listen to our music and tell us what you think. Also let us know if you can hook us up with a show in your area! Message us if you would like to buy a CD. They are only $5
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