The following is a msn conversation between me and a coworker:
Paul Christianpher Lowell says: can we get bribri on stage with the cock hat and the strap-on where they make him fuck the paper towel roll? steve says: i would trade one of my kids to see that Paul Christianpher Lowell says: that's what they did with that kid roadkill Paul Christianpher Lowell says: i think i told you about that Paul Christianpher Lowell says: his 18th birthday we brought him to fantasy showbar steve says: i think i remember that story but "stabwound" keeps playing in my head so my thoughts are allittle jumbled Paul Christianpher Lowell says: and he wore sweatpants and brought a change of underwear in a bag Paul Christianpher Lowell says: haha steve says: yes! steve says: thanks by the way for that steve says: last time i was sick w/ a virus i had droopy face playing in my head for three days steve says: this time it was stabwound Paul Christianpher Lowell says: LOL steve says: really, you are a douche steve says: STABWOUND!!!!!!!! Paul Christianpher Lowell says: you have more disease than africa you stupid filthy whore Paul Christianpher Lowell says: droopy face droopy face steve says: noooooooooooo
my stick in the mud was cracked before i could listen to it once over. i was heartbroken. i need it. beef beyond belief has been played so many times its skippin on peg leg.
The Bot Flies would like to wish you and yours a truly fantastic new year, may your days be full of happiness and peace.
As a kickoff to the new year the Bot Flies have posted a new track, "Six Athenian Pachyderms" onto our page. Be sure to give it a listen if you get the chance.
I bought Beef Beyond Belief for DJ because she kept bitching about her teen fucking angst. Seriously, it's like you wrote them about her! I just tell her to Cut it out! and open another beer.
Keep it funny!
-Joey