marc horowitz
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"Is Ed Mcmahon ever fucking coming to give me my prize?????!!!!!!"
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98 years old
San Francisco/ Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login:
6/30/2008
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marc horowitz's Interests
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| General | horse track betting, stock market, selling mystery bags of change, the lotto, super lotto, mega lotto, scratch offs, sports betting, hedging the market, dice, dominos for cash, and pretty much anything that has to do with gambling.
Shit! I just lost a bunch of money on the Angels
If you'd like to support my gambling habit, please donate to my paypal account - | | Music | muzak - it's soooooo non-confrontational | | Movies | Big Trouble in Little China, Escape from New York, Escape from LA, and all movies with Kurt Russell. | | Television | it's everywhere. stop the madness!!! | | Books | "How to Survive in the Wilderness Without a Knife or Compass" & "How to Completely Destroy Your Friend's Life Without Them Knowing or Really Caring" & "How to Completely Destroy Your Own Life Without Anyone Really Knowing or Caring" | | Heroes | Michael Douglas, Kurt Russell, Michael J. Fox, and spandex. |
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Female friend/relative Uses an Unholy Amount of Toilet Paper Support Group, Chicken Army!, Use a Condom, Koreatown Rocks!, Geek Solidarity, OPERATION:FANCYPANTS
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marc horowitz's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Westerville, Ohio | | Body type: | 6' 2" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | former foot specialist | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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marc horowitz's Schools
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San Francisco Art Institute
San Francisco,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: new genres
Clubs: the very poor student/ starving artist club
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2000 to 2001 |
Indiana University-Bloomington
Bloomington,Indiana
Graduated: 1998
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Marketing and Microeconomics
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1994 to 1998 |
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marc horowitz's Companies
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i need to stop soon
Los Angeles, California US
Braintrust
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About me:
As a youth, Marc Horowitz trained to be a track star; sometimes 14 hours a day. He went on to compete in the 100 yard-dash at the Lillehammer, Norway Olympics. However, right before the actual event, Marc was taken hostage by Neo-Vikings. For years, he was held captive at a remote mountain post in the Jotunheimen range near Galdhøpiggen. The Neo-Vikings wanted to make Marc the ultimate killing machine so he could lead them in their quest to take over Luxemburg. They vigorously trained him in martial arts, advanced helicopter flying, and telepathy. They forced him to grow a mustache.
After several years, Marc became the most powerful Viking that ever lived and he managed to escape by hypnotizing the leader into thinking he was a spider. The leader put Marc in a paper towel and threw him out the bathroom window.
Marc returned to the states. Since then he has used his skills toward a new genre of social research – running errands atop mules, entering strange competitions, pranking corporations, Nissan commercials, and general public stunts. Marc’s voice and image have traveled far and wide and he will one day return to that evil place in Norway to set it on fire.
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