Mark Day
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Ironically, Jerry Garcia died of beard cancer
Male
42 years old
Near San Francisco, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 6/13/2009
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Mark Day's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Mark is a grumpy, bald Scotsman
who lives near San Francisco. He
claims to enjoy suburban
living and smoked pork.
His dislikes include almost
everything else. He has performed at various venues on the lower rungs of the San Francisco comedy "ladder", a ladder which is leaning up against the Golden Gate bridge. He hopes to climb far enough up it to one day fall off and do himself a serious injury. He has a funny accent, but so do you under the right circumstances. | | Website | Mark's on MySpace. Now he needs a damn website as well? | | Members | Members of Mark's comedy troupse include himself, "the vapouriser" and occasional comments by his wife that are ten times funnier than anything he's ever going to say. See: "A banana peel slipping on a monkey". Perhaps you had to be there. | | Albums | Mark uasd to have a lot of albums by heavy metal bands, but he's basically narrowed it down to some Judas Priest records, which are awesome. Mostly he listens to jazz now, while enjoying a good single malt whisky. Mark claims not to like whisky in his act, which proves he's a liar. But then, Mark wrote this profile so maybe he's lying now. |
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Mark Day's Interests
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| General | Stand-up comedy. Suburban living. Smoked pork. | | Music | The ridgid, Stalinist rhetoric of Judas Priest. The fluid paintbrush abstractions of John Coltrane. Not at the same time, but in very close proximity. Unyeilding opinions and Picasso soundscapes, basically.
The look on Miles Davis' face as he prowls the stage, not playing, on the Isle of White DVD. The look ony my face when he does start playing.
Led Zeppelin, particularly when engaged in evoking the imminent arrival of Viking raiding parties through the medium of the poncy, blonde-curled shriek of robert plant and the fat riffage of skinny Jimmy Page. Oh Valhalla I, indeed, am cuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-umming! | | Movies | Anything involving Peru, Klaus Kinski and Werner Herzog (at the same time). Anything involving "extravision", deep space and green organic matter.
Anything involving Martin Sheen going up river. | | Television | Monday Night Football, Reno 911, The Office (yes, both UK and US), LOST, and nothing at all that my TiVo recommends. I'm Alan Partridge. Fast Show. | | Books | Yes, we have some of those. | | Heroes | Eugene Mirman, Billy Connolly, Stewart Lee, Greg Proops, Todd Barry, various Iron Chefs, Wonder Woman, Lemmy from Motorhead, Rob Halford from Judas Priest, Homer Simpson from Iron Maiden. Also Will Franken, Bill Hicks, Dylan Moran, Steve Coogan. |
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San Francisco Stand Up Comedy, Comedians of MySpace, NYC Underground Comedy Fest, Eugene Mirman: Nuff Said, Cringe Humor, Comedic Arts Foundation, I LOVE STAND UP COMEDIANS link to the BAY AREA!, In The Spirit of Bill: A Tribute to Bill Hicks
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Mark Day's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Friends | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries |
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