Mark Day
General Info
Genre:
Female / Political Humor / UrbanAlbums
Mark uasd to have a lot of albums by heavy metal bands, but he's basically narrowed it down to some Judas Priest records, which are awesome. Mostly he listens to jazz now, while enjoying a good single malt whisky. Mark claims not to like whisky in his act, which proves he's a liar. But then, Mark wrote this profile so maybe he's lying now.Website
Mark's on MySpace. Now he needs a damn website as well?Bio
Mark is a grumpy, bald Scotsman who lives near San Francisco. He claims to enjoy suburban living and smoked pork. His dislikes include almost everything else. He has performed at various venues on the lower rungs of the San Francisco comedy "ladder", a ladder which is leaning up against the Golden Gate bridge. He hopes to climb far enough up it to one day fall off and do himself a serious injury. He has a funny accent, but so do you under the right circumstances.Members
Members of Mark's comedy troupse include himself, "the vapouriser" and occasional comments by his wife that are ten times funnier than anything he's ever going to say. See: "A banana peel slipping on a monkey". Perhaps you had to be there.
Latest Blog Entries
- Jun 29, 2010 3:40 AM Burning Man Precompression party.....
- Mar 16, 2010 4:28 AM St Patrick's Day shenanigans....
- Dec 7, 2009 5:27 AM Surprised Kitty Parody.....
- Nov 26, 2009 4:39 AM How NOT to Deep fry a Turkey
- Nov 24, 2009 6:32 AM PLayland Not at the Beach
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About me:
Bald scottish stand-up comedian. Lives near San Francisco. If you want to see more of my stuff, go to www.rooftopcomedy.com and search for 'mark day' .... .... .... ....Who I'd like to meet:
Cheerleaders selling fireworks. The adults responsible for letting cheerleaders sell fireworks as some sort of fund-raising exercise. For they are firework-vending-cheerleader enablers. And for this, they should be thanked.Details
- Status: Married
- Here for: Friends
- Zodiac Sign: Aries
Interests
General
Stand-up comedy. Suburban living. Smoked pork.Music
The ridgid, Stalinist rhetoric of Judas Priest. The fluid paintbrush abstractions of John Coltrane. Not at the same time, but in very close proximity. Unyeilding opinions and Picasso soundscapes, basically. The look on Miles Davis' face as he prowls the stage, not playing, on the Isle of White DVD. The look ony my face when he does start playing. Led Zeppelin, particularly when engaged in evoking the imminent arrival of Viking raiding parties through the medium of the poncy, blonde-curled shriek of robert plant and the fat riffage of skinny Jimmy Page. Oh Valhalla I, indeed, am cuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-umming!Movies
Television
Books
Yes, we have some of those.Heroes
Eugene Mirman, Billy Connolly, Stewart Lee, Greg Proops, Todd Barry, various Iron Chefs, Wonder Woman, Lemmy from Motorhead, Rob Halford from Judas Priest, Homer Simpson from Iron Maiden. Also Will Franken, Bill Hicks, Dylan Moran, Steve Coogan.
Schools
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Queen Margaret University College, Edinburgh
- Edinburgh, United Kingdom
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
1987 to 1990