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Mark Day
Female / Political Humor / Urban
"Ironically, Jerry Garcia died of beard cancer"

Male
41 years old
Near San Francisco, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/markday  

   Mark Day's Comedian Bio
BioMark is a grumpy, bald Scotsman who lives near San Francisco. He claims to enjoy suburban living and smoked pork. His dislikes include almost everything else. He has performed at various venues on the lower rungs of the San Francisco comedy "ladder", a ladder which is leaning up against the Golden Gate bridge. He hopes to climb far enough up it to one day fall off and do himself a serious injury. He has a funny accent, but so do you under the right circumstances.
WebsiteMark's on MySpace. Now he needs a damn website as well?
MembersMembers of Mark's comedy troupse include himself, "the vapouriser" and occasional comments by his wife that are ten times funnier than anything he's ever going to say. See: "A banana peel slipping on a monkey". Perhaps you had to be there.
AlbumsMark uasd to have a lot of albums by heavy metal bands, but he's basically narrowed it down to some Judas Priest records, which are awesome. Mostly he listens to jazz now, while enjoying a good single malt whisky. Mark claims not to like whisky in his act, which proves he's a liar. But then, Mark wrote this profile so maybe he's lying now.

    Mark Day's Interests
GeneralStand-up comedy. Suburban living. Smoked pork.
MusicThe ridgid, Stalinist rhetoric of Judas Priest. The fluid paintbrush abstractions of John Coltrane. Not at the same time, but in very close proximity. Unyeilding opinions and Picasso soundscapes, basically. The look on Miles Davis' face as he prowls the stage, not playing, on the Isle of White DVD. The look ony my face when he does start playing. Led Zeppelin, particularly when engaged in evoking the imminent arrival of Viking raiding parties through the medium of the poncy, blonde-curled shriek of robert plant and the fat riffage of skinny Jimmy Page. Oh Valhalla I, indeed, am cuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-umming!
MoviesAnything involving Peru, Klaus Kinski and Werner Herzog (at the same time). Anything involving "extravision", deep space and green organic matter. Anything involving Martin Sheen going up river.
TelevisionMonday Night Football, Reno 911, The Office (yes, both UK and US), LOST, and nothing at all that my TiVo recommends. I'm Alan Partridge. Fast Show.
BooksYes, we have some of those.
HeroesEugene Mirman, Billy Connolly, Stewart Lee, Greg Proops, Todd Barry, various Iron Chefs, Wonder Woman, Lemmy from Motorhead, Rob Halford from Judas Priest, Homer Simpson from Iron Maiden. Also Will Franken, Bill Hicks, Dylan Moran, Steve Coogan.
Groups: San Francisco Stand Up ComedyComedians of MySpaceNYC Underground Comedy FestEugene Mirman: Nuff SaidCringe HumorComedic Arts FoundationI LOVE STAND UP COMEDIANS link to the BAY AREA!In The Spirit of Bill: A Tribute to Bill Hicks

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     Mark Day's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Aries

   Mark Day's Schools
Queen Margaret University College, Edinburgh
Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1987 to 1990


Mark Day's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 51724 Plays Today: 0
Stripper Pole-ar Bear
Stripper Pole-ar Bear rating
Maker Faire: Steampunk, Robots and more
Maker Faire: Steampunk, Robots and more rating
Rudi Giuliani's backdoor healthcare action
Rudi Giuliani's backdoor healthcare action rating
If you hate America so much....
If you hate America so much.... rating
Your iPhone is a brick (thanks to Steve Jobs)
Your iPhone is a brick (thanks to Steve Jobs) rating
Senator Sex Secrets Revealed
Senator Sex Secrets Revealed rating
Harry Potter and the Deathly Incompetents
Harry Potter and the Deathly Incompetents rating
Tom Cruise banned in Germany!
Tom Cruise banned in Germany! rating
Apple iPhone Vs. my phone
Apple iPhone Vs. my phone rating
Transformers Vs. Fantastic 4
Transformers Vs. Fantastic 4 rating
 

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   Mark Day's Blurbs
About me:
Bald scottish stand-up comedian. Lives near San Francisco. If you want to see more of my stuff, go to www.rooftopcomedy.com and search for 'mark day'
Who I'd like to meet:
Cheerleaders selling fireworks. The adults responsible for letting cheerleaders sell fireworks as some sort of fund-raising exercise. For they are firework-vending-cheerleader enablers. And for this, they should be thanked.

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Jul 6 2008 8:53 PM

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Jul 6 2008 5:38 PM

Mark Day, hope you had a safe (but 'splodey) 4th of July! And if your country doesn't observe it, go set of some firecrackers (safely - if legal there)!!

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Jul 5 2008 9:35 AM

Ah good day Mark, long time no hear from, have you any new material to try out on me?
I hope there's a joke about time lords ... cheerio!
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Jun 30 2008 5:43 PM

have a great week
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Jun 24 2008 4:54 AM

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check it out when you get time thankz
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Jun 23 2008 10:47 AM

Hey Mark Day check out the new video on our page and let us know what you think. Thanks!
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Jun 22 2008 10:40 PM

Aboot time you acepted my friend reques..XD .. thanks... although you have like a gizillion friends..thanks again for the add!
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Jun 15 2008 2:55 PM

I think you've already seen our new short, if not it's on our blog...

An Experiment in Motion
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=348825869&blogID=404753155

Have a great week!!!

-Anthony
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Robin





Jun 12 2008 10:57 PM

Hi There!
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We listened to all of your input and made a new video for Chubby Chaser on Youtube.
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Jun 7 2008 8:57 AM

Thanks for the add! : ) Love ur videos, they r funy nd they're interestin 2 watch!
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Jun 6 2008 11:02 PM

hope your saturday is going gr8
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Jun 6 2008 8:34 PM

Funny!!
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Jun 6 2008 5:06 PM

Mark.. what a funny guy You are.. Almost everything youve shared with the internet masses is mostly Clean, hillarious and just a great time for your viewers.. Thanks for the Add and can't wait to see what will split our sides next!

Keep it... You!
Riddler





Jun 6 2008 4:43 PM

evening mark wats your next vid going to be on?? Much love
Aimeé





Jun 3 2008 10:55 AM

...just popped in to say...
I signed a petition about polar bears today. It had a section for comments and posed the question: 'Why do you love polar bears?' ...
In trying to order my thoughts, I kept thinking:
'Because polar bears are like diamonds!'
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May 30 2008 4:01 PM

I like long walks on the beach, and punching people in the thorax!
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May 30 2008 10:08 AM

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May 30 2008 9:13 AM

NUFF NUFF BLESSINGS
Leslie





May 29 2008 4:46 PM

Thanks for adding me Mark. :)
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May 29 2008 4:19 PM

thx 4 the add! your the best mark! :)
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May 27 2008 5:26 PM

Hope you had a great weekend!
peace n happiness, James & Dian
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May 22 2008 11:34 PM

Just stopping by to show some love.
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May 14 2008 8:16 PM

Mark, delete all this fucking spam. lol

:) <- gratuitous smiley
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May 14 2008 1:07 PM

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May 13 2008 8:54 PM

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May 13 2008 6:32 PM

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May 13 2008 5:11 PM

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May 12 2008 6:04 AM

thanks for the add.
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May 11 2008 6:04 PM

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