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So at last.....'pap'6.....More shenaniganinanagans......and 30 mins of Fun and laughter..Including Words about ...Pubs!.......TV!......A very nearly interview with Jizzy Jezza!(Again. I once had a scottish friend................sadly he is now......................living in Northampton under the alias of a grumpy Victor Meldrew type....!Anyway I really must go now as I have stopped talking about my pod Aka 'Pap'6 and have ventured quite carelessly into the realms of old friends and there apparent similarity to some fictional character who is as far as I know quite dead.....My scottish friend is NOT DEAD and should he die soon I have to stress it will not have anything to do with me...................Why would it? He's my mate.....well was..........don't see much of him now....not since the court case.............I mean.....I didn't know it was his mum...and what she was wearing was flammable!!!!.........Here ever wondered why the word Flammable and the word inflammable both mean the same thing........? anyway do enjoy pap6 and do e mail if you've got this far into this message I'll be quite impressed mark@mark-fox.co.uk and just say you got this far through my banner.....Anyway that'll do.......Good luck in prison and enjoy pod 6 available from my website or ITunes ...There's a great bit on it about TV adverts..and a song from Splodgeness bounds! You can go now Really go on fuck off! I mean it............................................................................pap 6 available now.Ta to The Chestless Bugle....Allan Lake and to me the genius that is Dave lee Travis! Now really......Go And like that ....He's gone Or has he ;-) and the Police came and took my liceeeenccee!!

According to my website......www.mark-fox.co.uk. (Officially unofficial!!!) ;-0

"As a youngster I suppose my first memories would be of waking up in the middle of the night, having just wet the bed, and crying for my mum to come. I was 27 and living in Balham (pronounced Balham) which is in Balham. Hard to think that I can't remember my life b4 that but I'm sure that's because I must have....well.....well I can't remember what I must have done but I'm sure it would have been something unforgettable.

I moved into a squat in London's Hampstead, a small village just outside Kilburn high road at the nether regions of the long and winding. There along with a builder called 'gripper' a homo called Frazier and a fat hairdressing lesbo called Sacha I made a decision that would alter the course of my history!! I would go bald and gain weight rapidly!

Feeling fresher and considerably heavier for it I hopped on a bus to radioland and spent ten even years spinning circular plastic things that slowly shrunk and turned metal.. (don't laugh it happens to us all) In those ten years, radio 1,2,3,4,5, and more recently 6, Kiss, Capital(OOps no, I've done them now!), Jazz and Topman fm. have all benefited from me not gigging there! However it wasn't all thingamajig and although I tried hard to avoid it I did get some gigs including six horrible months working for a used car salesman in Essex for Essex ! Quite literally. Then off to Kent via Thamesmead.....for two lovely years at Infected FM until the p.c. decided that I would be better utilized in a plane some two thousand feet up in the air where everyone could just get on and forget that I was there!

I protested in the only way I know how and promptly got pissed for a year!! Eventually I ran out off piss juice and the pilot had to land to take a dump so I made a run for it and sought solitude and complete anonymity back in Thamesmead! After broadcasting to no-one and his brother for two years (we improved the listeners, initially his brother didn't listen!!) I managed to convince the p.c. at Radio loasdsalisteners to hire me. Then not to be outdone by myself I promptly got fired. Such is life. I am now living in a local wood (well it's local to everyone near it.) where I spend my days stalking deer and minor celebrities covered in fresh earth and eating only nuts and berries! It's not much but the hours are good....and who knows somewhere in these woods there may be a radio station where the p.c. hasn't heard of me!!!!!???

I'll keep u posted!!

Upyourflaps!

MARK FOX. AKA. Bernie the line dancing gazzelle."......