TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Matt Taylor Birthday: 3/14/79 Birthplace: backseat of a Bonneville Current Location: Astoria (3 miles east of success) Queens Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: Blonde Height: 6'1 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: remember Braveheart, I'm from the country he hates The Shoes You Wore Today: Steve Madden Your Weakness: Girls with Boyfriends Your Fears: Boyfriends of those girls Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza is for fatties Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Solving world hunger and obtaining world peace - by feeding the jews to the hungry Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yes, I was kidding (followed closely by "sorry") Thoughts First Waking Up: who can I offend today? Your Best Physical Feature: they're all tied for last Your Bedtime: early (I quit drinking) Your Most Missed Memory: the ones I lost due to drinking Pepsi or Coke: coke - I never paid $300 at 3AM for pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: name two reasons many girls are single Single or Group Dates: name two things those girls will NEVER go on Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Earl Grey. Make it so, number one. Chocolate or Vanilla: This survey has become very racial all of a sudden Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE. Now that I don't drink I chug coffee - and at the end of the day I am usally sweating and jittery and talking a mile a minute - so now I'm not a drunk, I'm a cokehead Do you Smoke: nope! Do you Swear: Only the lower classes swear Do you Sing: fucky yea. Do you Shower Daily: Who says no to this question?? really?! Have you Been in Love: I've never been in love before I thought my heart was safe I thought I knew the score Do you want to go to College: Do you want to get Married: Do you belive in yourself: Do you get Motion Sickness: Do you think you are Attractive: think implies doubt Are you a Health Freak: yes Do you get along with your Parents: yes Do you like Thunderstorms: no Do you play an Instrument: trumpet and violin In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no! In the past month have you Smoked: In the past month have you been on Drugs: no! In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes! In the past month have you gone to a Mall: where do you think I met her? In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: good lord, no! In the past month have you eaten Sushi: good lord, no! In the past month have you been on Stage: yes! In the past month have you been Dumped: haha, seriously. No. They don't dump me. In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no. In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just hearts, baby. Ever been Drunk: yes. Ever been called a Tease: how does a guy answer that and not sound gay? Ever been Beaten up: ooh yea. Ever Shoplifted: once. got caught. my life of crime ... OVER! How do you want to Die: in my sleep ... I don't care how the other people in the car die. OH!!!! That joke is so old it still believes in separate but equal. What do you want to be when you Grow Up: If only I knew What country would you most like to Visit: In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: thin Favourite Hair Color: thin Short or Long Hair: thin Height: thin Weight: thin Best Clothing Style: thin Number of Drugs I have taken: man, I lost count so long ago Number of CDs I own: NONE Number of Piercings: 2 Number of Tattoos: NONE Number of things in my Past I Regret: man, I lost count so long ago CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
