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Matthew
Matthew In This Time Of Confusion, Just Ask - W.W.M.D.?

Male
33 years old
Reseda, California
United States



Last Login: 12/11/2009
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GeneralGo Dodgers!!! 2009 is a brand new year... Dodgers For Life!!!

Random Thoughts Zone:

If a tree falls in a forrest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?? hmmm? Far more pressing though: Will Hollywood keep making crappy shows, if 3 people keep watching them?? Anytime there is anything good, (10-8, Head Cases, etc.) it is cancelled before it can take off. One exception: The Adam Carolla Project on TLC!
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MusicComedy CD's And Live Shows: Tom Wilson, Michael Jr, Sam Tripoli, George Lopez, Gabriel Iglesias, Dane Cook---- Country, Rock, Rap, or Anything With a Kick Ass Bass Line! ..
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MoviesBack To The Future Triology, and anything that doesn't put me to sleep...
Send an email to my phone!
TelevisionWill Hollywood keep making crappy shows, if 3 people keep watching them?? Anytime there is anything good, (10-8, Head Cases, etc.) it is canceled before it can take off. Hey Hollyweird... Release Robert Urich's show Vegas on DVD already, damn it!

Here's an idea... Forget television, and just support live stand up comedy! Come Out To The Comedy Store, The Improv, and even The Laugh Factory! Check individual clubs for age restrictions, but keep in mind all of Mattsiah Entertainment shows at The M Bar are 15 and older, unless noted!
BooksAnything by Jonathan Kellerman (Met him too!), Michael Connelly, John Grisham, Vince Flynn, Tom Clancy or any other good crime or political mysteries... CommentReload.com is your one stop Myspace Comment Site
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HeroesRonald Reagan, Tommy Lasorda (Met him three times!), and Vin Scully (I finally met him on 1/28/2006).
Groups: Magic Kids ManiacsDodger fans against San Francisco GiantsStand-Up ComedyLATINOS AND LATINAS STAND UPStand-up ComicsCALI COMEDYBASEBALL - Represent Your Team!Major League baseball

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     Matthew's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sherman Oaks, SFV
Body type:6' 5" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Occupation:Comedy Show Producer/Billing Mgr/Man With The Plan
Income:$60,000 to $75,000

   Matthew's Schools
Grant (ulysses S.) Senior High
Van Nuys,California
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1991 to 1994

   Matthew's Companies
Magic Kids USA
Canoga Park, CA US
Billing Manager
Corporate Office

5/2005-Present
Mattsiah Productions
Los Angeles, Ca US
President
Comedy Show Promotions/Production

12/2006-Present
www.eventertainmentusa.com
Hollywood, Ca US
Co-Owner

9/2007-Present
Talent/Booking Management
Hollywood, Ca US
Bring On The Funny!

10/2007-Present


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La Bufadora (Video 4)
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La Bufadora (Video 3)
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La Bufadora Video 2
La Bufadora Video 2 rating
La Bufadora (The Blowhole) Video 1
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Why You Shouldn't Drink Sooo Much...
Why You Shouldn't Drink Sooo Much... rating
My Religious Holiday
My Religious Holiday "Dodger Day At Pasadena City College rating
UCLA v/s Oregon (2nd Clip)
UCLA v/s Oregon (2nd Clip) rating
UCLA v/s Oregon
UCLA v/s Oregon rating
My Religious Holiday...
My Religious Holiday... "Dodger Day At Pierce College" rating
The 170
The 170 rating
 

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About me:
Baseball Myspace Layouts Click Here, For My Blogs! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket I am a person that believes that everybody you meet has something to offer. Some people can entertain, some people can incite deep thought in the masses, and some can also make you see yourself in a better light. I would like to think of myself as a bit of all three. I never want to be accused of wasting one's time, because each second of life is another opportunity. I am looking to expand my ventures into offering talented people an opportunity to get that big break. If you are an entertainer, and you are looking for someone to help you find that "one" chance, count me in. If you are the owner or a manager of a venue, and you are looking for a certain type of performer, please look no further. Any serious inquiries can be emailed to therealmattsiah@hotmail.com. My biggest vices are movies and music. I try to catch at least one movie a week, and even though most of them are crappy attempts at a waste of two hours, there are always a few diamonds in the rough. (See actors listed in people that I would like to meet, for examples). Music, that is another story... I have over 3000 cds in just about every genre of music, and I try to see a broad range of concerts. On August 19th, I met Tim McGraw and Faith Hill... I will never forget that date! *****Breaking News*****My CD collection is over the 3000 CD mark (3001), and I will be aiming for 5000 by Jan. 1th, 2010. As always, I do accept donations...

What's Up With The Mattsiah:

If a tree falls in a forrest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?? hmmm? Far more pressing though: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Go Dodgers!!! Let's Bring A Ring To The Fans!!! Keep the music coming!

I Have Met:

Hollywood & Comedy Stars: Dude, I Met Bobby Collins (12/20/2008), L.A. Radio Icon Gary Spears, Chris Titus, Johnny Cardenale, Dave Foley, Paul Rodriguez, Adam Sandler, Modi, Dan Rosenburg, Salma Hayek, Vince Vaughn, Sadiki Fuller, Jacob Siroff, Kyle Kinane, Gerard, Ruben Paul, Mario Joyner, Angelah Johnson, Georgia Van C, Paul Foot, Andy Devine, Dana Gould, Greg Fitzsimmons, Robert Schimmel, Jay Phillips, Leah Thompson, Nikki Limosnero, Robert Schimmel, Paul Ogata, Rufio Who, Randal Park, Dr. Ken, Mitch Fatel, Eddie Pence, Claude Stuart, Robert Kelly, Ralphie May, Will C., Drew Carey, Tom Papa, Dat Phan, Bill Devlin, Kyle Cease, Ron Jeremy, Quinn Dahle, Debra Wilson, Jill-Michele Melean, Bridget McManus, Daryl Wright, Faith Choyce, Shereen Faltas, Alex Nussbaum, Cory Polster, Eddie Ifft, Graham Elwood, Crista Flanagan, Andrew Dice Clay, Jessica Glassberg, Kirk Fox, Jo-Koy, Russell Peters, Greg Proops, Ron White, Alex Reymundo, Shaun Toub, Chris "Kid" Reid, Sandy Danto, Candice Thompson, Mo Mandel, David Isaac, Norm McDonald, Calvin Cyrus, Kevin Shea, Bobby Miyamoto, Jeff Richards, Ben Morrison, Ashley Hamilton, Howard Dover, Chris D'Elia, Carl Kozlowski, Evan Wecksell, John Caparulo, Dane Cook, Charles Fleischer, Brian Sheil, Johnny Sanchez, Mack Linsday, Alex Rocha, Dan Rothenberg, Edwin San Juan, Esau McGraw, Jay Lamont, Skippy Simon, KT Tatara, Iliza Schlesinger, David Collings, Chris Rock, Horatio Sanz, K-Von, Nicole Glaser, Dave Mishevitz, Brad Schecter, Naveed Mahbub, Dov Davidoff, Taylor Williamson, Chris Porter, Carrie Snow, Ian Edwards, Dave Attell, Gulden, Mike Batayeh, Sarah Hyland, Scott Krinsky, Jeff Danis, Argus Hamilton, Joey Diaz, Kevin Rook, Jerry Corley, Lance Patrick, Joseph Mencia, Ty Barnett, Francisco Ramos, Ken Pringle, Ari Shaffir, Freddy Lockhart, Elham, Angelo Tsarouchas, Yoshi, Phil Varone, Edwin San Juan, Whitney Cummings, Marc Maron, Johnny Carnevale, Darren Carter, Ron Lewis, Nader, Ken Pringle, Matt Walker, Dinah Leffert, Mike Muratore, Maz Jobrani, Mike Young, Jeffrey Ross, Ara Basil, Joey Rockenstein, Rick Ingraham, Matt Bragg, Ian Bagg, Jon Mumma, Nick Thune, Maurice Love, Shawn Pelofsky, Owen Benjamin, Dan Anic, Don Barris, Eleanor J. Kerrigan, Adam Barnhardt, Danny Vermont, Cynthia Levin, Nick Swardson, Tony Rock, Cindy Cornelson, Tim Joyce, Matt Taylor, Courtney Ca, Randy Johnson (Not the baseball player!), Jen Wilkinson, Aries Spears, Rick Ramos, BJ Bales, Sergio Love, Justin Wade, Nick Youssef, Clint Pickens, Jill Bryan, Bryan Callen, Duncan Trussell, Sebastian Maniscalco, Aron Kader, Sam Tripoli, Steve Byrne, Louie Anderson, Steve Rannazzisi, Peter The Persian, Eddie Griffin, Julia Lillis, Donal Logue, Sardia Marley, Ahmed Ahmed, Jay London, Bob Wheeler, Darwin Hines, Bobby Lee, Al Madrigal, Jay Davis, Noel Elgrably, Pauly Shore, Joe Rogan, Steve aka "Short Bus", Steve Simeone, Steve Trevino, Bret Ernst, Josh Nasar, Jeremy Hotz, Mark Ellis, Sheldon Anderson, Eugene Kim, Jerome Cleary, Max Amini, Jason Lucas, Gene Pompa, Jack Mayberry, Matthew Ralston, Josh Duhamel, Thomas F. Wilson (I met him on 2/4), Jerry Ferrara (Turtle From Entourage), Quentin Tarantino, Wayne Brady, Ed Begley Jr, Harold Sylvester, Carlos Mencia, Don Adams, Allen Covert, Dakota Fanning, Gordon Jump, Michael Jr, Frazer Smith, Gary Anthony Williams (Stevie's dad from Malcolm In The Middle), Jeff Bridges, Gallagher, Danny Bonaduce, Mario Lopez, Jon Favreau, Lucy Liu, Tracy Nelson, William R. Moses, Tony Dow, Ken Osmond, Clayton Moore, Charlie Schlatter, Zeus "Tiny" Lister, Cuba Gooding Jr, Richard Dreyfuss, Melissa Gilbert, Sara Gilbert, Joey Lawrence, Matthew Lawrence, Wesley Snipes, Damon/Keenan/Shawn/Marlon Wayans, Tommy Davidson, David Allen Grier, David Leisure (Joe Isuzu), Chris Kattan, Jeremy Miller, Sinbad, Danny Ponce, Tiffani Amber-Thiessen, Alyssa Milano, Jennie Garth, Wink Martindale, Jim Rome, Cheech Marin, Bob Newhart, Ted Lange, Martin Landau, Jon Voight, Willie Ames, and...

Sports Stars: Vin Scully, Mike Piazza, Tommy Lasorda, Kit Cope, Derek Armstrong, Brian Boyle, Marty McSorley, Daryl Evans, Jim Fox, Rogie Vachon, Eric Davis, Nomar Garciaparra, Eric Gagne, Ron Cey, Eddie Murray, Grady Little, Bobby Castillo, Kenny Lofton, Russell Martin, Steve Trachsel, Steve Garvey, Fernando Valenzuela, Jeff Weaver, Milton Bradley, Trenidad Hubbard, Jose Canseco, Juan Castro, Chad Fonville, Reggie Smith, Jerry Royster, Ken Howell, Steve Yeager, Kelly Wunsch, Jeff Duncan, James Loney, Oscar Robles, Tommy Davis, Wes Parker, Harmon Killebrew, Frank McCourt, Shelton Davis, Wayne Gretzky, Magic Johnson, Wilt Chamberlain, John Salley, Bill Walton, Jerry West, Chuck Daly, Larry Csonka, Mike Adamle, George Blanda, Mike Ditka, Eric Dickerson, and...

Music Stars: Shane Murphy, Dude, I Met Glen Campbell (8/29/2008), Tim McGraw!!!, Faith Hill!!!, Megan Mullins, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Jordyn Taylor, Emerson Drive, Jeff Bates, Josh Turner, Billy Currington, Keith Urban, Tim Rushlow, Rushlow, Yankee Grey, Craig Morgan, Trace Adkins, Cledus T Judd, Eddie Van Halen, Mana, Jani Lane, India Arie, Nelson, Stevie Wonder, George Canyon, Carolyn Dawn Johnson, Billy Idol, Ice Cube, Ice-T, Won-G, and...

Met, But Not Impressed By:

Samuel L Jackson (killer jerk!), David Carradine, Erik Estrada, and Leah Remini




Ponir Rov Up In This Mother!!! Hye-5! Now, That's Hawt!!
Who I'd like to meet:
Toby Keith, Will Ferrell, Michael J. Fox, William H. Macy, Ty Herndon, Nancy Reagan, Rachel Ray, Elizabeth Dole, Bob Dole, Helen Mirren, Marget Thatcher, Jeremy Pivens, Gary Siniese, George Lopez, Larry The Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, and Ryan Reynolds. Ask me a few years ago, and Ronald Reagan would have been up there too, but unfortunately that won't happen now... I would like to meet comedians or musicians that are looking to become the best that can be. I would also love to meet the owner or the managers of the venues that will provide us with that one big break!

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hils

hils



Nov 17 2009 6:45 AM

you lie! I forgot my facebook info haha how goes it on this Memorial Day weekend!
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Nov 17 2009 6:45 AM

i hope your doing well...
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Frida Kahlo



Nov 17 2009 6:45 AM

why do you say that? im super happy...
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Nov 17 2009 6:44 AM

Mateo,im in bed trying to peel myslef out of it..im so weak :O( I am somewhat better but like i said before refusing to fall to the rags of misery again...so far confirmed we are four and plus four maybes...no im not expecting diva treatment lol...
Francisco Ramos

Francisco Ramos



Nov 17 2009 6:44 AM

Yeah, you should come down, I still work there.
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Francisco Ramos



Nov 17 2009 6:44 AM

I've been good Matt, how you been? You don't come hang at the store anymore?
bAkE! ™

bAkE! ™



Nov 17 2009 6:44 AM

Haha alright man lol see you then
}{*aanneell*}{ i<3you

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Nov 17 2009 6:44 AM

myspace glitter graphics and comments - myspace is ugly


hils

hils



Nov 17 2009 6:44 AM

what?!
°~♥♥~ºjust LIKE CANDY To UR eyes&~♥♥~

Sweet As a candy



Nov 17 2009 6:44 AM

ohhhh nice thanks,,,yeah for sure,,she loves dodgers lol
♥ DeLiLaH ♥

♥ DeLiLaH ♥



Nov 17 2009 6:44 AM

Yes my brother is annoying jk lol im not to fond of thosd people anymore. No me gusta. Im still in fontana but im moving soon.
hils

hils



Nov 17 2009 6:44 AM

I never a rick dees fan....wasnt moving pop? Are they flipping to talk radio? O a girl can dream
bAkE! ™

bAkE! ™



Nov 17 2009 6:44 AM

Lol well I'm Spreading the word lol
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Nov 17 2009 6:43 AM

Mateo you sit us where ever you want :OP and thanks for the well wishes im trying...i think im a little depressed..hmmm maybe i need more sleep..
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Nov 17 2009 6:43 AM

thanks I hate Mondays but im resting now getting ready for another day...and yes go ahead and use me for a reference sorry I didn't get back at you I worked late...
bAkE! ™

bAkE! ™



Nov 17 2009 6:43 AM

Yeah most likely I am going
♥CyN♥

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Nov 17 2009 6:43 AM

what's up G???? lol
well I want to but I might
b kinda broke I spent like 600 bucks
on my dog he got sick nd had to b
hospitalized :/ u think ur gonna need help that day?
but anyway...what have u been up 2?
°~♥♥~ºjust LIKE CANDY To UR eyes&~♥♥~

Sweet As a candy



Nov 17 2009 6:43 AM

hey u ,,,how u been
hils

hils



Nov 17 2009 6:43 AM

I might have a crush on Stryker but i love Frank!
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Oct 26 2009 9:28 PM

mateo i got sick last night (fever and cough) and i still got up at 6 a.m. and went to my friends home. I got there and past out in her bed while she got ready...then she woke me up and sent me home saying i did have a fever and to go sleep..i just woke up 20 minutes ago cuz my momma came to check up on me...in a couple of hours or so the BF is bringing me hot ramen soup. I am so lucky to have good plp in my life....aww my whole body hurst and i feel like shit :O(
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Oct 26 2009 9:25 PM

Mat,
hello how are you? I have been over worked and under paid like always..how is everything?
Adam Richmond

Adam Richmond



Oct 26 2009 9:24 PM

Get your ass out!!!

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Sep 19 2009 6:04 PM

Mateo dinner with moms was good...so are you ready for tonight?
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Sep 19 2009 6:03 PM

thx for the inspiration Mateo...and bout' Vegas cool :O) i hope you guys go since you said you guys needed the vacation...well im gonna hit the hay since i have an early appointment to go running with the Bestie...have a good night Mateo...
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Sep 19 2009 6:03 PM

aww i am so happy for you and the wifey having your parents come over...im so jealous that you get a complete home compared to my half ass apartment :O(
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