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matthew ralston

		kiddin' meh? Male 103 years old Sherman Oaks, CALIFORNIA United States Last Login: 12/9/2009
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matthew ralston's Comedian Bio

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Matt Ralston grew up in Alaska, and went to college in Seattle. He currently resides in Los Angeles and does shows all over the place. Matt is skilled at going into hot tubs. He can stay in the hot tub for quite a while, and, even though he gets sweaty, he just continues sitting in the hot water. People sometimes become concerned that he's been in there too long, but it doesn't phaze him. Apart from that, Matt enjoys listening to pop songs and changing the words around to produce hilarious song parodies. He also likes to pull out his iphone and pretend to have a conversation just so everyone can see his phone. He's doing pretty well.

matthew ralston's Interests

Music	Mott the Hoople, Nickelback, Creed, P.O.D., The Offspring, Tom Jones, Rick Astley, John Tesh, Hole, Wayne Newton, Frank Sinatra, The Misfits, Good Charlotte.
Movies	Speed 2, The Wedding Crashers, Shakespeare in Love, Serendipity, Fast and the Furious, Gone Overboard, Cruel Intentions, City Slickers II: The Quest for Curly's Gold, Pooty Tang, Analyze That, Tango and Cash, Money Train, Roots.
Television	The Insider, Maury, Order Jewelry from Home, Desperate Housewives, Hell Date.
Books	Swank
Heroes	Nah
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matthew ralston's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Hollywood, California
Body type:	More to love!
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	I don't want kids
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Comedian

matthew ralston's Schools

University Of Washington-Seattle Campus
Seattle,Washington
Graduated: 2005
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Stand-Up
Minor: English
Clubs: No, that's for nerds

2001 to 2005

matthew ralston's Clips

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Clips: 6

Total Plays: 186318

Plays Today: 0

Lunch Seating

Run Time: 149

Plays: 614
Comments: 12

Blue Collar Athlete

Run Time: 240

Plays: 34387
Comments: 74

Unemployed Underwear Model

Run Time: 123

Plays: 114482
Comments: 202

Salestax

Run Time: 88

Plays: 9228
Comments: 15

Laughtrack

Run Time: 43

Plays: 9412
Comments: 5

Girlfriend's Cat

Run Time: 152

Plays: 18195
Comments: 31

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KImberly s	Sep 1 2009 10:05 PM cheers!
annette	Aug 31 2009 9:28 PM so what's up? haven't heard from you in forever.
Curtiss King - SNICK @ NITE (4,007 Downloads) Online Now!	Jun 15 2009 12:48 AM As a gift for befriending Curtss King, I'd like to give you my new album The Storm On Mars for FREE: Curtiss King - The Storm On Mars http://www.zshare.net/download/6051505951ae6482/ If you've already received a copy thank you for your support!
Patricia Barrigher	Jun 3 2009 12:09 AM Thanks for the add! Comedian-Screenwriter Bladensburg, MD, USA
Slotcar	May 5 2009 12:50 AM Hey thanks for being a friend Please Visit our site myspace.com/slotcartv to see all of the Slotcar Episodes. ....
SHARELLE	May 5 2009 12:50 AM Hey what are you up to these days? Hoping all is well... :) oh, checkout my new profile design. :) -Sharelle
Katie	Aug 18 2008 4:13 AM Neutacles!! Love it! Hope you are enjoying your summer. I'm still enjoying the sunshine and beaches here in Vancouver. Peace and giggles!
Meso the Lioma	Aug 19 2008 3:39 AM Hey Matt, I'll be in LA over Labor Day weekend. You should send me your phone number and we can grab lunch or a drink or something. -Charlie
Best Of Myspace Comedy	Aug 17 2008 12:37 AM Lesbian Virgin Click Here and tell us what you think about this final episode or tell us what you want to see on season 2 of Imaginary Bitches.
KorbiGirl	Aug 14 2008 7:09 PM first Tuesday of October
Best Of Myspace Comedy	Jul 29 2008 7:17 PM Are Drunk Girls That EASY? Please Click Here and tell us what you think about the video.
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Asha☮-::*::-	Jul 25 2008 12:30 AM matty babe! add me to your mob nukkah!!!! <3 you biotch
Lisa J. wat it do	Jul 25 2008 7:50 PM hi matthew!!!!!! how are you? i have a bff that does films and acting. shes such a cool chicky. if u ever need a lil mama to do some film work please dont hesitate to contact me. i love her. shes done beerfest and a lifetime movie with some hottie actress oh and she did terminator work. anywhoo i love it here. i love the weather ya know?
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~GENEVIEVE~	Jul 15 2008 6:55 AM Please watch these videos. They are disturbing, but we all need to be aware of the abuse that goes on around us. Especially when it's marketed to us as fun family entertainment. I loved the circus as a child, but have not gone to one since finding out the way these beautiful creatures are treated. If after watching this you still decide to go to a circus and support this abuse, then you're just as much to blame as the hate filled people in these videos.
Brandon Joseph	Jul 12 2008 12:38 PM whats ur number asshole?
Katie	Jul 12 2008 7:01 PM What's up chicken butt?
Andy	Jul 8 2008 11:49 AM
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annette	Jun 23 2008 4:01 AM yeah im kinda buzzed right now and your page just scared the hell out of me. why's it all freaking out and stuff?
Katie	Jun 15 2008 3:13 AM What happened to your page, Man? Your blog entries are running on like dribble drabble.
Asha☮-::*::-	Jun 16 2008 7:11 AM Call me! Now! you effin jive turkey!
Andy	Jun 11 2008 5:09 PM

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