Matt Iseman
General Info
Genre:
Veterans/Legends / Stand-Up / As Seen on TVTV Shows
Here are some of the shows where you may have seen Matt.
• Sports Soup (Versus)
• Clean House (Style)
• Clean House Comes Clean
• Chelsea Lately
• The Carson Daly Show
• Comedy Central
• Comics Unleashed
• Casino Night (GSN)
• Scream Play (E!)
• Courting Alex (CBS)
• VH-1 Hottest Bodies
• NCIS (CBS)
• CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO CLIPS
Visit IMDB for a complete list.Films
Transformers 2: coming July 4, 2009Website
mattiseman.comBio
Influences
Brian Regan, Steve Martin, Bob Newhart, Eddie Murphy, Dennis Miller, Dice, Dane Cook, and PJ Walsh.I can also be found under the influence of sugar-free Red Bull.
Latest Blog Entries
- Aug 11, 2009 4:59 PM Shaq, Torres and Arlington, VA!
- May 28, 2009 11:24 PM My Clean House Dream House...
- May 23, 2009 9:07 PM My Comedy Tour!
- May 21, 2009 3:51 AM I am NOT leaving Clean House!
- May 21, 2009 3:51 AM I am NOT leaving Clean House!
Bio:
I am your typical, run of the mill guy who loves his friends and family and thinks classical music is the Hairmetal bands of the 80s. I could eat breakfast 3 meals a day, especially because it's the easiest to make. I take pride in the ability to laugh at myself before others have the chance which makes me feel comfortable in any situation.In high school, after I was kicked out of the math club and the chess club, I briefly joined the culture club... but I was never good at tumbling so I was kicked out of that club as well. Some years ago, I had a positive throat culture, but it was treated with penicillin, so now, I guess, I have no culture. Physical fitness is very important to me, that's why I compete in the Kumite: the illegal, underground world of Japanese street fighting. And I have reached the prestigious rank of yokozuna in sumo thumb wrestling.
When I was 13 years old, I sat with the London Philharmonic, first chair in air guitar. I was classically trained but suffered a breakdown and haven't picked up an instrument since, but I have recently resumed lip-synching. I was the 99th caller once. But they wanted the 104th, so I was only on for like a second or two. And I was supposed to be featured on America's Most Wanted. But then they realized that skateboarding is not a crime, so my segment never aired. Although I should say up front that I am not a skateboarder.
I am pretty much a guy who is looking to enjoy life to its fullest. That's it
Member Since:
August 08, 2005Members:
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Influences:
Brian Regan, Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin, Dane Cook, Comedian Bone, Dwayne Perkins, and PJ Walsh ..Sounds Like:


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Details
- Status: In a Relationship
- Hometown: Denver, Colorado
- Orientation: Straight
- Height: 6' 3"
- Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: No / No
- Education: Grad / professional school
Schools
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Columbia University In The City Of New York
- New York,New York
- Graduated: 1998
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Professional
- Major: Internal Medicine
1994 to 1998 -
Princeton University
- Princeton,New Jersey
- Graduated: 1993
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: American History
- Clubs: Tiger Inn Baseball Casa de Loco
1989 to 1993 -
Cherry Creek High School
- Greenwood Village,Colorado
- Graduated: 1989
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
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Current Courses:
1984 to 1989








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