Screaming, young asian boys, music of the metal and punk variety, prank calls (Longmont!), Mangina (r.i.p.), random acts of vandalism, causing trouble, drinking smothies in the park with my bros, shopping at pottery barn, actin' a fool, procrastinating, laying on my lazy white ass, travel, readin', writin', yo mamas pussy.
Music
MANGINA, Ass masters of the universe,Evil Army, ABBA, SpazZ,Kings of 69, Charles Bronson, Immortal, Roky Erickson, Quintron, Crossed Out, Rhapsody, DragonForce, Flipper, Spits, Kajun SS, Black Hoes Band, Sockeye, Fossil Fuel, Johnny Rebel, Skrewdriver, Dead MOon, Iron Maiden, Dio, Anal Cunt, Slayer, Abruptum, GISM, Fang, Burzum, Mercyful Fate, Left for Dead, Old Cave In, Mayhem, KK n BBQ Show, Destruction, Saxon, Celtic Frost, Hellhammer, UFO, Blue Oyster Cult, His Hero is Gone, Deathreat (not the gay one), Sick Pleasure, Poison Idea, Ripcord, Eyehategod, Falconer, and of course the almighty Judas Priest.
Movies
R. Kelly In Da Closet,Death Wish series (anything Charles Bronson), War Movies -Downfall!- great movie, better drinking game, Clerks, Cool Hand Luke, Re-Animator, Hogans Queeros, Pumpkinhead, The Fear, any other shitty horror films, Brotherhood of Death, Song of the South, Faces of Death, Nazi Atrocities, Rambo 2, most documentaries unless they're totally fucking gay, lots of other shit, fuck you!
Television
Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, COPS, Hester Report, Blah Blah Live, PBS, mindless reality programs like I Love New York, Top Chef, Project Runway, The Soup, Who cares?
Books
Journey to the end of the night,Bear Magazine,Bottoms Up #12, Ask the Dust, Tropic of Capricorn, Bukowski, Rimbaud, blahblahblah
Tulane University Of Louisiana
New Orleans, LOUISIANA
Graduated: 2002
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English, History, Philosophy
Clubs: WTUL - metal DJ / retard wrangler, Banned for life.
1998 to 2002
Middle Twp High
Cape May Court House, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Major: poop
Clubs: tons of crap i don't give a fuck about anymore, but yet got me into a "top notch" university.
1994 to 1998
Matt Muscle MOROCCO! Posted at 11:37 AM Dec 14 view more
i am seriously going to have to steal every march of dimes donation box i possibly can. ain't got a money... how much worth? maybe he can cover it and u pay him bak?
happy 10th year anniversary of Y2K! lights out! i want to make the flier for January 8th, do u mind? i will kinkos the fuck out of that flier and in the process steal sharpies and staplers. i'm going to be out of town, but i will find somebody responsible to put them up in advance. cool with you? oh, and melvin gave all my shifts away to a random fat lady who has worked there one day, so i called him on the phone and told him, 'you fuck me, i'm going to fuck with you. so fuck you.' then i gave everybody free drinks and walked out. now i have time to anticipate Y2K! let me know.
Honestly, whats the big deal? You've punched everybody you know in da face once and most of us Punched ya back! Don't get it! The kick in da face last night and people freak out! JESUS! WTF!? " Sorry were not Mastodon! " Classic!
