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Max the Dork
Punk / Rock / Hardcore

Making suck-ass music since 1994



PITMAN, New Jersey
United States

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Member Since10/12/2004
Band Websitehttp://www.maxthedork.com
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Maximillian von Dorkenstein
Vocals, Guitars, Bass, Drums, Keyboards, Ukulele
Max T. Dork

Ramon Carlos Alvarez
Live Drums and Bass, Backing Vocals, Occasional SFX
Ramon Carlos Alvarez

InfluencesGreen Day (MAJOR influence), DRI, Circle Jerks, Dead Kennedys, NOFX, The Bedrockers, The Ruckus, New York Dolls, The Stooges, Sex Pistols, The Clash, Suicidal Tendencies, Dead Milkmen, Minutemen, Violent Femmes, The Plasmatics, Siouxie and the Banshees, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, "Weird" Al Yankovic, and of course, INTENSE MUTILATION
Sounds LikeGreen Day, Dead Kennedys, DRI, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Black Flag, The Offspring
Record Label401 Records
Type of LabelIndie


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Parental Advisory: Some of the songs on this page talk about FUCKINGOut of the bowels of South Jersey comes a band with the politics of the Dead Kennedys, the voice of DRI, the rhythm of Green Day, and the IN-YOUR-FACE attitude of Michael Moore. It's Max the Dork, driving the huge 18-wheeler of bad taste and piss and vinegar straight down the highway of social sensibility. We step on toes, we spit in faces, and no we will not leggo your eggo so don't even ask. Coming soon to a strip mall near you. Stagedivers wanted.

You know what? We like to have fun (-:

401 Records

maxthedork.com

Voted "One of the Best Local Live Bands of South Jersey" in the Courier Post, 2006 and 2007


New Album Out Now!!!

Making War for Fun and Profit

Making War for Fun and Profit
The fourth full-length CD from Max the Dork! Get yours today!





Track listing:
  1. Bleeding Hearts and Artists
  2. Making War for Fun and Profit
  3. Sandy Hill
  4. Whine and Cheese
  5. Dubya
  6. Friendship
  7. Urban Warfare
  8. Open Season (on Sitting Ducks)
  9. Cracks in the Concrete
  10. Killer Cactus
  11. Methane
  12. Angry Bovine
  13. Bedtime for Bozo
  14. Bleeding Hearts and Artists (reprise)
  15. Son of the Real World


   Max the Dork's Friend Space (Top 12)
Max the Dork has 1816 friends.
 Erin 


 401Records 


 The Generic Dudes 


 The Stabcast 


 Brenner's Brew 


 Intense Mutilation 


 South Jersey Derby is heading to Championships! 


 For Christ's Sake 


 J0Di [ CAS ♥ ] 


 He Tried to Screw Me Somewhere Very Uncomfortable 


 TIMMY 


 Frank 





Max the Dork's Friends Comments
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Dr. Fink

Dr. Fink



Dec 25 2008 12:15 AM

Happy Holidays!
The Stabcast

The Stabcast



Nov 2 2008 3:49 PM

EON8

EON8



Sep 13 2008 2:58 AM

Thank-you for supporting
EON8. com
Frank

Frank



Sep 15 2008 4:03 AM

Would love to hear that demo! Love the 'Unemployment Blues' track too!!
Dingleberry

William Vaughan



Sep 16 2008 12:04 AM

Sucks balls.
Why'd you go and do that?
For Christ's Sake

For Christ's Sake



Jul 3 2008 6:05 PM

C Word Productions Presents . . .

A Controversial New Horror Film Written & Directed by Dustin Hubbard

"For Christ's Sake"

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Ready for your check-up ? ?

Beware of Dr. Vance! She's coming soon.
Dingleberry

William Vaughan



Jul 3 2008 8:25 PM

ECHO ECHO echo echo
J0Di [ CAS ♥ ]

jodi butcher



Jul 17 2008 1:43 AM

ayo brett..
i need you to get back to me about august 23rd..its my
BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA and you HAVE to be there.
Dingleberry

William Vaughan



Jul 21 2008 5:41 PM

:(
Uplift

Uplift



Jun 5 2008 10:17 PM

Our new stuff is definately later-school-then-mentioned-influenced hardcore, combining early NYHC sounds with melodic hardcore sounds with some metal loving (hatebreed, pantera).

Check back soon and you can see what we're talking about!

<3 FITZ
Bridgeton Midget Football League BandFest '08

Bridgeton Midget Football League BandFest '08



Jun 2 2008 1:56 AM

You guys were great yesterday at BandFest 08. You were great on the stage and kept things rolling with the slipping and slidding. Thanks so much for your participation and donation.
Mike

Mike



May 28 2008 1:17 PM

Jacksonville's is awesome...sunshine, nice breeze, and a lot of positive attitudes!
Frank the Tank

Frank Colborn



Apr 10 2008 9:44 AM

YO!!!! What up man hows life been? Good to see you still rocking out!!! Hope things are well thanks for the bday message months ago sorry it took so long to reply I'm finally getting ready to finish up school!!! Good to hear from ya
J0Di [ CAS ♥ ]

jodi butcher



May 4 2008 12:12 AM

hey bud!
soo....im booking a show for may 16th.
i would be so happy if you would play.
=)
Mike Rocket & The Stars

Mike Rocket & The Stars



Mar 8 2008 8:03 PM

Hey Max,
Hope you have been well!
Hope you are having a great weekend!
Would be awesome if you and some friends could make it to our show next Friday in New York!!! : )
Thanks for being friends. Look forward to hearing back!!
For Christ's Sake

For Christ's Sake



Feb 25 2008 7:32 AM

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Prepare For The Second Coming.

2008
For Christ's Sake

For Christ's Sake



Feb 23 2008 5:58 AM

MAX THE DORK!!!!

We meet again!! Thanks for the add!!

"For Christ's Sake" is currently in production in Sarasota, Florida and everyone involved is extremely excited. We have horror movie icon Debbie Rochon in our female lead. There also rising stars Michael Kenneth Fahr, Nicola Fiore and Jesse Kozel as “The Clone Of Jesus Christ". We are also lucky enough to have cameos by Peter Stickles, Joel D. Wynkoop and filmmaker Jason Liqouri!! This movie promises to be completely unlike all the other low budget scare fare that's choking the market as our film will contain a main cast of characters that are both straight and gay with no stereotypes. Also, the subject matter is extremely controversial. Plus to top it all off, we have a lead villain that, I promise you, is unlike anything you've ever seen before in the horror genre.

Keep an eye out for future "For Christ's Sake" news and don't be a stranger!!

http://imdb. com/title/tt1151913/

Dustin Hubbard
C Word Productions
INLINERADIO.FM // internet radio w/dj romano

INLINERADIO.FM // internet radio w/dj romano



Jan 19 2008 1:01 AM

TGIF


Erin

erin walker



Jan 12 2008 3:05 AM

IX

IX



Jan 5 2008 1:57 AM

Cheers,
Thanks for coming and listening to our songs. We'll have new stuff soon!
IX
Strange Rivals

Strange Rivals



Dec 28 2007 5:31 PM

mele kalikimaka...hahaha. i remember that song!
Freddy Walker

Freddy Walker



Dec 28 2007 3:44 PM

thx man
Brenner's Brew

Brenner's Brew



Dec 19 2007 8:50 PM

that ukulele sing-a-long was so crazy, i'm thinking annual event!
TIMMY

TIMMY



Dec 15 2007 5:37 AM

thats good, thanks its getting there slowly.
TIMMY

TIMMY



Dec 15 2007 5:26 AM

hey whats up?
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