THE DUTCH GOOSE.
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Kicking things toward/into other things.
Crystal Palace FC.
Freshwater African pufferfish. Drinking milk. The written word--mine and yours, hers and his. Low-end frequencies. The torsion and flexure capacity of ponytails. Word-sound-power. Canon Law. Wikipedia. The second third of my life. Weekends filled with reading!
Music
a haiku:
MY SOUNDTRACK IS THE
SOUNDTRACK OF THE RUB-A-DUB
SOLDIER, YEAH YANNO.
This includes the English Beat. I also enjoy the traditional folk music of Thizzissippi.
By the way, I have located the most gangster youtube video ever. Enjoy.
Movies
Identify the origin of the following quotations:
"He'll be headed to Jabba Point because there's fresh water there. And caves."
"This magnificent feast represents the last of the petty cash."
"Starcruiser." *snaking/waving hand motion* "Crash. Crash."
Television
I have every episode of Sifl and Olly on DVD now. There is other stuff that I like.
Books
OH THIS IS CURRENTLY MASSIVELY OUTDATED, WHAT IS THE USE. "The Teacher Man," by Frank McCourt, and also a pile of old National Geographics and the book of Deuteronomy.
EVERYTHING BELOW HERE IS OLD NEWZ.
Right now: Donald Culross Peattie _An Almanac for Moderns_
This will always be out of date because I read more often than I update my profile. You can always assume that the most recent book I read was the American Heritage Dictionary. Here is the unrevised gunk I wrote 6 months ago:
Millions. Last read:
Found a 1st Edition copy of Harlan Ellison's _The Beast That Shouted Love at the Heart of the World_ at Pegasus on Shattuck for 4 bones! Father's Day present for my Da who introduced me to H.A. and with whom I might someday make a better film version of "A Boy and His Dog" than currently exists (good try, Don Johnson). A proper review and synopsis of the compilation
My ancestors.
RIP cousin Michael "Hard To Kill" River.
RIP Amy Revere McCauley.
RIP Sean Cottas McLarry, Jacob Kunz, Ryan Monroe and so many more we thought we could count on holding close to us for longer than it turned out we could.
On a lighter note:
Ian Wright. Claude Makelele John Holt. Bobby Sands RIP. Dr. Gene Scott RIP. Admiral Byrd RIP. Mercedes Sosa. Kate Williams-Browne. Dr. Kathryn Klar. Where's Miss Hayley Brennan at? Someone's got to know.
And if you know how to get intense about something, then FERRIS BUELLER, YER MY HERO TOO.
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Max McDuh's Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Menlo Pork, CA
Body type:
5' 8"
Religion:
Catholic
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Children:
Someday
Education:
College graduate
Max McDuh's Schools
University Of California-Berkeley
Berkeley, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Political Science/Celtic Studies
Clubs: A bachelor's degree 10 years in the making due to intensive forays deep into the jungle.
1995 to 2004
Menlo-Atherton High
Atherton, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Major: runnin tings
I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me for being so lazy about updating this shit. Maybe soon I will break my leg and find the time. By the way, friends from growing up who I don't talk to much anymore: no I'm not really married.
Come catch we floaaaaaaat ting:
SATURDAY | SEPT 29TH | 2007 | 12N-8PM | ALL AGES | FREE
BAY AREA DRUM N BASS LOVEFEST 2007 FLOAT
PARADE STARTS @ 2ND & MARKET AT NOON
FLOAT WILL PARK AT CIVIC CENTER ON GROVE STREET IN FRONT OF BILL GRAHAM CIVIC AUDITORIUM
It's that time of year again! On Saturday Septemer 29th 2007, for the 4th Year in a row, the Bay Area Drum n Bass collective will be a part of the San Francisco Lovefest. This year, BADNB will represent all variety's of Drum N Bass to a projected 100,000 + people!!! We will be rolling hard with a super thick vibe on a 53 Foot Semi Tractor Trailer, packing over 35,000 Watts of sound!!!
and then...
I can't seem to convince myself to update my page very often. It's not really a promotional tool for me unless I start blasting bulletings, which rarely happens.
All you need to know about me personally is that I need a haircut really badly!
See, that's how lazy I am about updating this turd. I got a haircut.
Update: I need a haircut again.
People keep shaking my 8 balls like
HOW DO YOU WORK THIS?
I'm leaving dotted lines in your neighborhood
LIKE BILLY FROM FAMILY CIRCUS!
The Groundscore board might know where I'm supposed to be:
Forever, forever, for ever ever, on Tuesdays at The Top (Underground SF):
424 Haight St (btwn Webster and Fillmore)
Every Tuesday for like...years.
5$ 10p-2a 21+ We run tings.
Who I'd like to meet:
DKDC
DON'T KNOW, DON'T CARE.
ALSO, MY GREAT-GREAT GRANDFATHER AS A YOUNG MAN.
PS: Here is a picture of the big bad man, Gombi (see freshwater African pufferfish from interests):
Hi. Just wanted to let you know that my owner has a new middle grade novel out called "Celeste and the Giant Hamster." Celeste is a cat. You'll never guess what the giant hamster is! (Hint: modeled after me!) Check it out on amazon.com.
There's a link on my home page to the book on Amazon.
It'd be great if all my friends would read the book. It's for 3-6th grades but enjoyable by adults too.
shonn's moving to la next month, trying to gather friends on this coming tuesday april 28th around 7pm at frijtz, 590 Valencia Street, SF. hope to see ya there!
This is the third year of the annual junglecode 420 event, and with the global economy in the tank, we had our doubts about the feasibility of doing another one. Well, with a LOT of help from our friends at PROJECT 51 and SHELTER, we are so happy to bring back GRIDLOK all the way from Los Angeles to headline the show on Tuesday, April 21 at Underground SF in San Francisco.
We hear you loud and clear: You want world-class drum&bass for cheap! How does five bucks sound? It will sound awesome!!!
As one of the world’s top drum and bass dj/producers, Gridlok has left a legacy of releases on many of the most regarded labels in the scene. His work ethic and tireless efforts to advance the sonic breadth of the music have yielded tremendous dividends for drum and bass fans worldwide.
He'll arrive with a bag of fresh tunes that you will not hear anywhere else, mixed flawlessly for your dancing pleasure.
Also on deck for this special event:
War//Breaker vs. Silly Kid
Grace & R3M
Hybrid Strain
Hosted by MC DUH
Tuesday, April 21 Underground SF 424 Haight Street, San Francisco 10PM to 2AM 21+, $5 cover
Que transa Cabron!?! You hoped that I would write off mobbing Jameson in your Jansport and waking up under a park bench. Time heals no wounds with you....
Our first 2009 show will stay true to our original charter: 100% World-Class Drum & Bass.
We've been trying to book this DJ/Producer for some time now, and the planets finally line up to bring us KLUTE, the boss from Commercial Suicide, all the way from London, UK. This will surely be a stormer!
Found a 1st Edition copy of Harlan Ellison's _The Beast That Shouted Love at the Heart of the World_ at Pegasus on Shattuck for 4 bones! Father's Day present for my Da who introduced me to H.A. and with whom I might someday make a better film version of "A Boy and His Dog" than currently exists (good try, Don Johnson). 
BAY AREA DRUM N BASS LOVEFEST 2007 FLOAT
